HUMANS ARE ASSHOLES!!!

CISPA is for Assholes

Wed, 02 May 2012 17:03:09 +0000

Our lovely government... You know, those people who protect us from evil and make us feel warm a fuzzy inside...

Yeah ok, that was a joke. Our government has become the most insane bag of trash I have ever seen. Now don't get me wrong, I have known that the government was a pile of steaming ass liquid for a very long time but it makes me sick that these dictatorial bastards try to push new bills on us by saying it is to protect the little kiddies. BULLSHIT! Now listen, I am all for protecting children from freak ass child molesters and clowns with sharp knives, but seriously, CISPA is not there to do that.

Some jackass said that is what it would do on the news and it made me laugh. SHITSPA is going to do something alright, it is going to allow the government to legally (as apposed to what they do now) look at your personal information including your instant messages, e-mails sent and received, your web surfing habits, and they can share information about you with others. OH LOVELY F'ing DAY!

Businesses are supposed to send "suspicious data" to the government when your girlfriend buys a strange colored dildo online so the government can check to see if she usually buys a pink one or a green one. If she happens to buy the wrong color dildo, BLAMO! You will have federal agents at your door demanding to see the dildo, possibly confiscating it and making your girlfriend very very angry.

I am not going to lie... I hate the government. I think the executive branch (AKA pieces of shit) should all be thrown in the river and sent down that river to a far off land where they can spend their days shoving their heads up each others asses, because that is what they do best. They shove their heads up other high ranking bitch bags asses so they can get favors.

If you happen to be sick of the government using their so called "power" to determine what we want, instead of "we the people" actually determining what we want, stand up and do something for christ sake. Get off your fat and expansive ass and get out and make a shit load of noise. Do what your parents told you not to do when you were a kid. BE BAD! BE VERY VERY BAD!

CISPA is bullshit, just like the idiots that suggested it was a good idea. The government is full of shit. They are so full of shit they need to build a bigger shit house to make shit laws in. They stack the shit high and wide and guess who is living down wind of it all? YOU, ME, YOU AND ME!

So my little soldiers, get out there and make the smell of shit go away.

Have a wonderful day and yes, you are all still assholes.

The Government is Full of Raging ASSHOLES!!!

Thu, 15 Dec 2011 22:49:20 +0000

For those of you who aren't brain dead, this post will probably not come as a shock to you.

Our lovely government (Major F'ing Assholes) decided that it would be fun to PASS senate bill 1867 which simply put, tears the living shit out of our Constitution and allows you and I to be detained and imprisoned without warrant, without counsel, and without probable cause. We have lost our rights to a trial and we have lost our right to be secure in our person, place and papers and whatever else you want to throw in there for good measure.

The "national defense authorization act" allows the United States military to act as "policeman" within our borders which before was completely illegal.

Here is what pisses me off though... All of you are sitting there stuffing your stupid, pathetic faces full of shit sandwiches and beer, watching dancing with the stars while our ass packed government enslaves us. You don't give two shits that all of your rights are gone and please, research this, don't take this asshole's word for it. The United States government has become a Nazi state and we are the ones who are about to pay.

I have often asked myself "what will it take for the blind, lazy slobs of this country to finally understand that we have to stand up to this tyrannical government and take back control". Well, I guess I have my answer. It doesn't matter what the government does to us, you stupid, disgusting, non-patriotic slime sucking pieces of shit will never stand up for what is right. You WANT TO BE SLAVES.

I am disgusted with this senate bill and you should be too. It is the largest destructive sledgehammer that has ever fallen on this country and amazingly (actually not) none of you care.

For those of you that do care about this, it is time to take our government back. We are the owner of this country, not the government. People have been brainwashed for years to think that the government is the owner and we must obey. BULLSHIT. Read your Constitution and you will see that our founding fathers made it perfectly clear that WE THE PEOPLE are the owners of this country.

Time to wake up sheeple, this is the end of our country, Constitution, and our freedom.

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EarthQuakes and Nibiru are for Assholes

Tue, 23 Aug 2011 20:28:52 +0000

Guess what assholes, Planet Nibiru is coming and the earthquakes are just the beginning...

How Many Assholes Live on Earth?

Wed, 03 Aug 2011 17:17:11 +0000

Well hello assholes...

It has been a long time since I have posted on this lovely blog site and I don't really have a good excuse for that except for the fact that this site has gone to hell and most of the people on it are idiots. But of course I won't say that because it would be politically incorrect... Oops, I guess I just said it.

Anyway, I have often asked myself why so many people are so god damn stupid and I have asked myself if those people know that they are complete ass bags but I have never really asked myself how many assholes are actually on this damn planet. Actually I probably have asked myself that question before but because I needed a topic to write about, lets just pretend that this is the first time I have ever asked myself about this. Thanks for playing along.

Now if you are like me and you deal with people (ASSHOLES) all day long, you have probably at least thought about why so many people are assholes. We see it every day, some douche bag huffing and puffing, acting like a big bloated bitch ass running around making everyone else upset. We watch them moan and groan because they don't get their way or they don't get enough attention. We watch as they attempt to hide their "assholish" attitude and pretend like they are nice and fun people but of course, everyone knows that they are still an asshole. Just like a volcano, their asshole will erupt again when something goes wrong and we will have to listen to it all over again.

I have said it before and I will say it again, all human beings on this earth are assholes. They might be closet assholes trying to hide how large of an asshole they are, or they may be assholes in denial, pretending as if everyone is wrong and they are just misunderstood. Then you have the Proud asshole who doesn't try to hide their sheer stupidity and they feel that being an asshole makes them look cool. There are so many different types of asshole that it would be impossible to escape being one. Many of you reading this probably fit into one of the categories mentioned above and know it but there are also many of you who are what is called "lost assholes" who are unable to distinguish what kind of asshole you truly are. You are the most dangerous assholes of all because you could go into any direction at the drop of a hat and become a raging asshole of death. You are the type of person who acts all friendly and happy until a waiter brings you a regular coke when you asked for a diet one and then blamo, you let your inflamed asshole direct your full vengeance on the poor slob who was just trying to do his or her job.

A lot of people say that most people in the world are good people and there are only a few assholes who spoil it for everyone else. This is just smoke and mirrors. In reality everyone is an asshole and only a few assholes "go off" at a time so it seems like there are only a few of them. Think what would happen if all humans became the assholes that they truly are at the same time. The world would fall into an anus infested hell dive with fecal matter spraying in all directions. People would drown in their own ass juice and the smells would just be horrific.

I just realized how completely stupid this blog post is and I am half tempted to just delete it so nobody has to read it. But since I'm an asshole I am going to post it and not come back here again for another 8 or 9 months.

Have a fine day you assholes and please don't go off all at once and start an ass Armageddon...

Egyptians Are Big Assholes...

Fri, 04 Feb 2011 17:44:56 +0000

As most of you already know, the Egyptians have gone bat shit crazy and have decided to riot so their asshole president will get the hell out of their country. Personally I love the idea of the Egyptians showing their government that they (meaning the citizens) are the ones in control and not the corrupt government. But, the longer this revolution of sorts goes on, the more I am starting to think that the Egyptian citizens are ball-less morons. Today was supposed to be the day that the Egyptians got rid of their idiot president yet they didn't do a damn thing. They just went to the same places and continued to make noise, throw rocks, and hold up stupid signs. You see, when one says they are going to take the government down, that usually means that this is what they intend on doing.

Why is it when people get together for a common cause they start out with all sorts of energy and high spirits, yet after a few days they fizzle out and almost completely forget about why they started in the first place? A good example of this is Haiti. We all saw the outpouring of generous people saying they were going to help the earthquake victims and we all heard about how we would stay there until everyone was fed and had shelter, yet look what happened! Most of us have gone back to picking our asses and eating cake while watching dancing with the stars. Humans are ridiculous assholes and the Egyptian people are proving that it isn't just Americans who are lazy bastards.

Here is my advice for the Egyptian people... Quit screaming and yelling, quit holding up signs, and quit throwing rocks you cave men (and women) fools. Get off your lazy asses, storm the "presidential palace", drag that fat, old idiot president into the street and beat the living hell out of him until his intestines come out of his dictator nose. It is very simple, and if you have trouble understanding this, read about world war 2 and what happened to certain assholes back then. Pull a Mussolini on his ass and hang him upside down from a street light. It is then and only then that anyone will take you seriously. You seem to be wimps so stop acting like it. Get violent and tear some dictator ass apart and then go after the rest of the government assholes.

You deserve a better life and the only way you will get it is by cutting the cancerous tumor (AKA your government) out of the country so you can start over again.

Good luck assholes!

North Korea... Yup, an Asshole...

Sat, 27 Nov 2010 04:54:44 +0000

I told myself that I would just not write anything about these silly North Koreans but I just can't help myself unfortunately so now you will be graced with my view on these moronic little turds.

North Korea has been a nagging little bag of snot since the late 40's and they seem to feel that if they kick and scream like a little child we will give them things. This of course is our fault because we have done this over and over again in the past. North Korea yells and screams like a hungry baby and we being morons give them whatever they want. Well, it looks as though this is about to change. Instead of sending North Korea food or money, we are sending them a Naval welcoming party which is fully armed and fully capable of making North Korean people's eyes melt in their silly brain washed heads. The question is whether the "dear leader" is stupid enough to fire off some of his outdated artillery while we are in the area.

I see a lot of people saying that the "dear leader" is a whack job and a nut case and while I tend to agree, I will also give that dirty little bastard some credit. I mean seriously, ask yourself if you are cool enough to be able to sway over 23 million people into being your dumb little slaves and ask yourself if you are smart enough to be able to completely block all of them off from the outside world and lastly, ask yourself if you could defy a world superpower for years without being turned into a glimmering nuclear cloud of death. Personally, I would say the "dear leader" has done a pretty damn fine job of being an evil little smurf.

For the reasons stated above, I do not see North Korea shooting off any of their weapons while we are there. He may be psychotic but he is not stupid. He understands perfectly well that his stupid little country could very well become a smelly vapor cloud if he does anything. The only thing that dumb ass will be shooting off is his mouth.

Something else that bothers me about this whole pile of garbage is China. China is a disgraceful douche stained country and anyone who thinks otherwise is a big stinking asshole. North Korea sinks a warship and kills a bunch of sailors, they shell an island and kill 4 people and injure 20 more, and then all of the other things that they have done yet China doesn't do anything about it. Anyone who thinks that China is our friend is smoking a fat crack pipe filled with cow shit. I say since China is backing North Korea we no longer trade with them. Tell China they can have Walmart back and they can sell their widgets to Russia. The stupid ass Russians are no better so let those two butt snakes play with each other.

Speaking of Russia, if you happen to believe that Russia is our friend, once again you are smoking some serious jungle weed and you need to be shot in the face with a large heavy bullet over and over again. Russia is still our enemy and they need to go to hell.

And now for those spaz bags that say North Korea is a great place and we should keep our noses out of it. Screw you and die. We didn't start the conflict and we didn't ask for the conflict. If you honestly think North Korea is such a great place, I will rent a plane and fly you over there and throw you out of it.

And finally, my prediction. North Korea will not do a damn thing and they will settle down until we leave. They will then huff and puff like a retarded dragon until someone gives in and gives them another bag of rice. They will continue to say that they have nuclear weapons and that they are going to blast the USA into the fiery depths of hell and that they are going to rain down on the "puppet government" of South Korea and destroy them. This is all that will ever happen in that region until the USA decides we no longer want to play with the North Korean Cartoon characters. Once we have had enough of them, we will finally go in and blow them back into the ground so we can start over again.

North Koreans are assholes and the government of North Korea deserves to die. I can only hope that one day we will destroy them.

We Are Not Capable of Taking Control

Tue, 21 Sep 2010 17:02:45 +0000

I hear people every day complaining about the government. They say things such as "oh the government doesn't listen", "the government is corrupt", and "the government needs to go away". While I agree with all of those things, I do not see how anyone can truly believe that "we the people" will ever revolt against the government and make things right in this country.

If you are anything like me, you probably watch the news and see the corrupt news stations taking their sides in the political arena. We have FOX news who is completely republican, we have CNN who seems to be a democratic sympathizer and then of course all of the other stations that have political and money ties to whichever party they like. Many of you think the news is really true and the news is being reported in a fair manner. Well, if you believe that you had best go and research a little because you are a fool if you think that way. Look who owns these news stations, see who pays them. Maybe then you will get the point.

Anyway, the reason I bring this up is because so many people want the government to go to hell but nobody has the balls to stand up and make it happen. Oh sure, you can go on youtube or maybe a blog and see people who say they are going to fight the government and fix things but for the most part, those people are all talk and what I like to call "couch patriots". They could never do anything worth while and all they know how to do is talk a lot. We then have the morons who go "insane" and shoot up buildings and people. Those idiots thought they were doing something good only to find out that they are alone and they look like complete douche bags. Then of course once they get killed by the police, they are called terrorists (which they are) or they are said to have had mental problems (which they do). So as you can see, none of those things are going to work.

What about the millions of people who do nothing but work, pay their taxes (get raped by the government) and sit glued to their televisions to watch "dancing with the stars"? These are the people who have been programmed by the elite to shut up and comply. This is where most Americans are at. They are good people but they have just given up, given in and they comply with the machine. This is sad.

How exactly do people who hate the tyrannical government expect any changes to be made when most Americans are happy as long as they have a beer and a fat sandwich? How do you rally enough people (and I mean millions) to actually stand up and say NO MORE! ?

As you can see, it is not something that will ever happen. Sure, we will continue to see lone gunman and small groups causing trouble now and then but there will never be a mass uprising to show the government that we are sick of them.

I know it's sad and I know how upset many of you are who understand that the government machine will never die. It will steam roll us all until we are dead and then it will steam roll your children and their children too. It will continue to take all of our money in the way of higher taxes and it will continue to tear the USA into bits by taking away more of our rights just because they know they can and they know that nobody in this country (on any kind of large scale) will ever do anything about it.

Why more people don't understand this is truly beyond me and it really is quite sad. So when you hear someone say that we need to "rise up against the government", just turn around and walk away. There is no chance of that ever happening because people are lazy, dumb, foolish and just plain blind.

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Americans are Americans Not Anything Else...

Thu, 29 Jul 2010 22:28:15 +0000

I have a feeling this post might cause some people to get retarded and call me a bigot because we are going to talk about assholes who call themselves "such and such Americans". The easiest way to start this little post of "bigotry" is to start by talking about "African Americans". Why you ask? Because we all hear those two words put together every single day. To be fair (and to make everyone mad) we can also say that we hear about "Mexican Americans" and "Chinese Americans" and on and on and on.

First of all, I have many BLACK friends. Notice I said BLACK not African Americans. I also have some Mexican friends. Notice I didn't call them Mexican Americans. You see, when I hear someone calling themselves "such and such Americans" it makes me want to throw up on myself and everyone around me. YOU are NOT an African American if you are black. You are an American. You are NOT a Mexican American if you live in this country, You are just an American. If you are a stump of shit who lives in this country, you are an American stump of shit. You see, people are assholes because they use these silly tags. If you feel the need to attach two countries to your identity you have an identity problem and you should get some therapy. As an example, I have roots in Austria. I have never once called myself an Austrian American. I have never even once thought this would make sense so being a smart asshole, I don't say that. Just so you Mexicans and Blacks won't call me a racist (because you always seem to play the race card) I will pick on those damn Irish people. I often hear those people saying "I am a proud Irish American". The funny thing is many of the morons that say that have never even been to Ireland and probably don't even know anyone in their family who was actually from there either.

Now some of you assholes who think too much will say, "well what if I came here from a different country, is it alright to call myself a such and such American then?". No asshole, if you moved here from some other country, and you legally came into this country, you are an American. Why is this so hard to understand? By calling yourself a "such and such American" you are just showing that you aren't that proud to be here. If you feel the need to call yourself a such and such American why not just go back to the country you came from since you are so damn proud of that place?

This country (The United States of America) is already divided. So many people hate so many other people because of race, creed, color and so on that tagging yourself with these extra countries isn't helping. I have heard blacks talking about slavery too and many of them say that they want reparations because of it. Umm, you were never a slave so why do you need anything? How do you actually believe that you deserve a new house and 10 acres of land for something that happened to people you never knew by people I never knew? Good try but you lose. Why is it that illegal immigrants feel that since they are in this country that they should be allowed to stay? It's like they think it's a game. They seem to think that if they can cross the border and sneak in here illegally that they won the game and should get whatever they want now. Bullshit. If you can't go about becoming a citizen legally as all of those from Europe did long ago, get the hell out of my country and shut the hell up.

White people are no better. In fact, as a white guy I can say that some of the biggest idiots on this Earth are white people. Between the hicks, the white trash and the obnoxious people with lots of money, I can see how blacks and Mexicans would want to "kill whitey". Hell, I would love to kill a few hicks that I know. But the fact here is that you are just a plain old American and if you aren't proud enough of that fact, you are a moronic dumb ass.

I want to spank the Mexicans again real quick. Some of you bastards have those silly Mexican flags in your cars. I see them every day. You assholes seem so damn proud of Mexico yet you want to live here in the United States. What the hell is the deal? I have never once seen you assholes with an American flag in your cars. It's almost like you want it both ways. You want the freedom and economic benefits of the United States but you also want to show that you hate this country and just love Mexico by flying your dumb Mexican flags in your cars. That's dumb and so are you.

Back to whitey... Hey hicks, what is the deal with the rebel flags? You lost the civil war and even more hilarious is that I see a huge number of rebel flags in cars from the North. Umm, hey shit head, you are in a Union state. If you did that back in the 1860's you would have probably been shot dead or hung. I do understand why you do it though, it is a country bumpkin, hick redneck thing to do. You think it makes you look cool (umm yeah) but it just makes everyone who sees it understand that you didn't get past 5th grade and you like cow dung. Also, why is it that you wear cowboy hats and cowboy boots? Are you a cowboy? Bullshit, you are snot nosed lunatic who would probably be afraid of a real cow. The only cow you have ever been close to is a MacDonalds hamburger. Assholes......

So as you can see, you are all assholes. You have taken this country into a place that it didn't have to go and you perpetuate the hate by tagging yourselves, your cars, your bodies with bullshit to make others hate you.

Maybe once you jackasses decide that you are just all Americans and nothing else we can all get a long better. We are all on the same side in this country. Well, not right now but we should be. Why can't we lose all of the tags that we wear? Why can't you get past race issues and all of the other bullshit? I think a lot of you idiots enjoy hating others. I think it is what you live for. You enjoy feeling that hate and you love being around others who feel the same way you do because it makes you a part of a little group so you feel special.

I could also go somewhere else with this... The corrupt government loves that we all hate each other. They know that by keeping us divided with moronic bullshit such as race, gender and national origin that we will never stand up against them and spank their corrupt asses so hard that they bleed. You see, I think this is a huge part of why we are so screwed. How exactly can a nation full of people who hate each other get anything done? The answer is we can't. If you really feel the need to hate, turn all of your hate towards the ones who are really raping your sorry ass each day. The government is the one who is screwing you in the ass not me (the white guy), not "the black guy" or "The Mexican", or the "Irish person". We are all Americans and we should start acting like it.

So why not act like an American?? Is that too much to ask? I know you won't do it, because you are too self-absorbed in all of the bullshit your parents and others have brainwashed you into believing.

This concludes this rant.

Have a nice day assholes.

Burst

Bloggers are Assholes...

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 17:58:54 +0000

So, how many idiots does it take to completely screw over a blog site? I don't really have a mathematical answer to this but I can give you a place to look for the answer. Just look at this blog site. There are more spammers and assholes on this site than any other site on the internet. Between the jerk offs that post fake blogs with links to porn sites to the "advertisers" of products looking to sneak by the Nazi owners of this site to sell their goods, we really have a problem here. Not to mention some of the moronic dip shits that actually have blogs here who think they are "god" and that think they are actually good at this shit. I mean, why do any of you readers even try to wade through all of this stupidity anyway?

Why is it that people who have blogs think they are so damn cool anyway? Yes, I know, I have a blog so some idiot will say that I probably think I'm cool too. Well no, I don't think I'm cool because I have a blog, I think I'm cool because I just am. It has nothing to do with writing in this dumb ass blog. This blog is just a way for me to pass time when I am bored as hell and have nothing better to do. Unlike some of the douche bags on here. Some of the people on this site (and most likely all blog and forum sites) live here. This is their life! How ridiculous is that? How pathetic does one have to be to feel that their blog is so important that they have to post every single day no matter how stupid their content is? I mean, have you looked at some of the stupidity that people post here? There are actually people on this site that do nothing but post rude comments about other bloggers who are more popular than them. They do it every day! How does their life look anyway? They wake up in the morning and put on their fairy blogger hat and giggle a lot. Then they sit by their computer, read the popular bloggers post, and then write a 5 word retort on their blog thinking it will make them look funny or cool. I actually find this fascinating because the people that do this type of thing are very complex. Their mental retardation is so advanced that it would take five or six psychologists to come up with a new medical term for their stupidity.

What about the bloggers who write as though they can't spell words correctly. You know the type, They say things like "who dun dat den gunna gon do dat". What on Earth could a person such as this be thinking in their fictitious fairy land brain? Is this just a simple case of mental paralysis or is this some kind of insane alien language that actually makes sense to other idiots who wander the blogging community? I'm not sure of the answer to this but it sure gets one thinking.

In all fairness to these fruit cakes, I will also say that maybe I am just clueless to the blogging community and I don't get it. Maybe I am the one who is stupid because I don't see the humor in blithering douche bags or porno pushing spammers. No, it isn't me, they are assholes.

So next time you see a blogger making no sense on this site, don't blame them for being an idiot, they can't help it. They are just assholes... Kind of like you.

Have a nice day assholes!

Aliens are coming. Run!

A Message to all Americans - Wake Up! (Assholes)

Tue, 27 Jul 2010 07:35:32 +0000

Hello my friends!

This post may shock a few of you. It is going to be slightly more serious than most of my writings. The reason for this is because I am pretty sick of so many people in this country. Why you ask? Well my friends, there are so many people who just sit in their chairs and watch the news and actually believe what they hear. There are so many of you out there that sit your fat asses on your couch and think that what the government tells you is the truth. Many of you don't seem to care about the truth.

You see my friends, the sooner you come to the realization that you are being lied to the better. The news media feeds you their lies because they are under the control of the United States government. The government lies to you through press conferences because they know you will just believe it or even worse, they know that many of you just don't give a rats ass as long as you can continue to stuff your fat faces with food and get stupid drunk with your beer. Understand this, I think that you people are lazy. You can deny it or you can just admit that it's true. The one thing you can't do (without lying) is say that most people in this country aren't lazy.

I am even willing to go further and say that 90% of this countries population can't even tell me what the Bill of Rights is. I bet that at least 90% of the people in this country don't think that is even important. Because this is the case, the government is steamrolling your rights into the ground, taking more control of your life, slowly but surely taxing your asses into poverty, and even worse, the government has embedded into your heads that they are in control of the country not you. You see, the founding fathers were smart, they made sure that the Constitution of the United States clearly gave the people the control of the country not politicians with their corrupt ideals and their power hungry friends. We the people are the ones who have the power but because you people are so damn lazy, the government saw fit to turn the tables and make you their slaves. The government is like a cancer, it sneaks up on you slowly and over time takes more and more of your life away until one day, while you are laying on your death bed, you realize that if you would have only taken control of the situation, you may not be where you are now.

While I know some of you reading this are thinking, "this guy is stupid" I would suggest opening your eyes before saying anything. Look around you, look at your taxes, look at your local laws, look at what your elected officials make per year and look where they live. While you are counting your pennies so you can feed your children, your elected officials are sitting in fancy homes with all of the riches of life because you were stupid enough to pay the taxes that they imposed on you through false promises.

The government does not care about you. The people you elect don't care about you, and the only one to blame for all of this is you. Because you didn't care about it and you didn't think it was important. You are too lazy to stand up for your rights and take back control. Blame yourselves for this. Blame yourselves for the economic situation in this country.

If you are a business owner in this country, blame yourself for hiring that illegal idiot who you can pay less money. Blame yourselves if you own a company and you use offshore employees. To consumers, blame yourselves that you actually buy products from companies that hire illegals and offshore employees. It is your fault and nobody else.

This is what bothers me people. The lazy, the people who don't care, the government that rapes you and I each day and takes our freedoms away even though they have no right to do so. Yet even though they have no right to do so, they do it anyway because they know (as I do) that you are too lazy to do anything about it.

I hope this makes you happy. I hope you enjoy being a slave. When the day comes (and it is coming) when all of your rights are gone, don't look any further than the mirror when you ask what happened. You made it happen by being a lazy, non-caring fool.

British Petroleum (BP) ASSHOLES

Wed, 14 Jul 2010 16:22:06 +0000

I am not exactly a big supporter of oil companies or any energy company for that matter. They all have one thing in mind and that is to rape our sorry asses of our money by having a monopoly over the energy products they sell. We as consumers are the ones who get butt probed by these assholes and now that BP has destroyed the Gulf, we are getting screwed again. According to what I've been reading BP made a deal to get that jackass released from prison as well so they could secure a very lucrative deal. How long will it take for people to get a damn clue that these people are only out for themselves and only in it for the cash they can make off of us the consumers? Do you really think BP gives a rats ass about all of the damage they have done? The answer is no, no they don't. Some of you might say that BP cares because of the money they are paying to the people affected and to the clean up efforts but please, get a damn clue. They aren't paying out enough and the only reason they are paying anything is to pretend like they care so we won't run them out of here.

Now they have a cap over the well once again and by all reports, it seems like the oil may be capped off shortly. I hope that nobody gives BP any credit for this once this is over. They are probably going to be hailed as heroes by the Obama (radical ass socialist bitch boys) administration once this is over and our idiot ass government will also take some credit and say they did an amazing job. What do I say to that? BULLSHIT

Once again our government has shown how completely brain dead they are in handling a crisis situation. If you say I am anti-Obama you are correct but please understand that I am anti-government period. I could care less if they are republican or democrat because they all suck a big fat ass.

By the way, everyone is so worried about the oil situation but let us not forget that the economy is in a shit pit and we are all pretty welled screwed. Can you say double dip?

Good luck assholes

BP Oil Spill and the NWO
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The Real Assholes

Mon, 05 Jul 2010 14:25:33 +0000

Watch this to see some real assholes.

If You Believe That 2012 Is The End, You Are an Asshole

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 23:34:17 +0000

I've been pretty bored lately so I started watching some youtube videos about 2012 and how at that time we are all going to burn and gag on our own blood because supposedly December 2012 is the "end times". Now I can understand the "romantic" nature of thinking that something amazing is going to happen in 2012 but to be perfectly honest, I don't really think anything is actually going to happen and I kind of think those that believe that something is gonna happen are a bunch of lunatics without brains. Now I know, some of you will claim that scientists are even saying there is going to be a pole shift and the sun is going to shoot radiation at our sorry asses but that doesn't mean (if it's even true) that we are going to all die.

It really is quite amazing that so many people are so incredibly convinced that 2012 will be the end. I read a story about some old bastard who was employed by a very good company and he was making serious money. Well, this dummy decided to quit his great job and go live in a hut somewhere because he is convinced that 2012 will be the end. He says he wants to live the few years he has left in peace and be ready for the doom that is sure to come. Now again, I love the idea of living out my final days in peace, but come on man, do you all really think that 2012 is really the end? I think you have a better chance of being hit by a speeding bag of anal residue and being killed than by any crazy ass Mayan prediction.

This brings up another question... Why is it that so many people (smart people included) put so much faith in Mayans and their calendar? These people (the Mayans) were pretty damn smart, I will give them that but we have to remember that back in those days, they had nothing better to do than look at stars and make crazy ass predictions. They didn't have computers to melt their brains or television to destroy their minds so instead they made up their own entertainment by saying bad things were going to happen. Kind of like how people saw figures by connecting the stars together like some sick connect the dots game.

Let us also not forget that people have been predicting the "end times" since the beginning of time and none of those morons got it right so what makes you think that this time we have it all nailed down? I think the problem is that we have a lot of bored people out there who are hoping for something interesting to happen and this is one way for them to get a little excited. Again, I am all for excitement and fun but seriously, if you are bored go out and do something other than looking like a whack job saying that the world is about to explode. It will do you good to get out and interact with humanity instead of sitting behind that damn computer screen. Who knows, maybe you will meet a nice person and you will hope that the world isn't going to end.

So for those of you living in "end time" shelters and getting ready for the doom from outer space, maybe you should put all of that energy into something positive instead of pushing this negative stupidity. Being positive is healthy and even more important, when the "end " doesn't happen, you will be able to walk around town without people laughing at you.

Have a great day assholes and watch out for those killer asteroids and space people!

Mayan Calendar

Online People Are Assholes!

Tue, 15 Dec 2009 09:07:10 +0000

Have you ever noticed how people online seem to have mental problems? Well, I suppose since I am online that could mean I do as well but, I am not mentally retarded enough to contact others on other websites asking for information on people so I can make retaliatory strikes on them haha. My good buddy "Mr.RashBone" has a youtube channel and some dick headed moron e-mailed him asking for any and all private information on me including my e-mail, IP address and so on. Well, first of all, my e-mail address is right here on my page you douche sucking maggot child so please e-mail me at any time and we can discuss why you are such a bone headed clueless idiot.

Why is it that so many people act so damn bold online anyway? I suppose it has to do with being able to hide behind a computer screen and pretend like you are king of idiot land and also knowing that nothing you do online will cause you any problems because nobody gives two shits about you anyway.

So why exactly are there so many of these "Online Shitheads"? Well, it is because these people that do these kinds of things have no lives and they need a hobby. They sit online and they allow themselves to get so consumed by their moronic thoughts that they don't even realize how damn pathetic they have become. The computer world becomes their real world and they actually think they have the power to be cool. Well, newsflash to all of you full time computer idiots, you can't become cool by pretending to be cool online. You have to actually be cool in real life if you want to pull off being cool online.

Anyway, I found it quite funny that some cock sniffer is angry with me and I am happy that someone is getting all upset with me. That is the whole point you assholes! You don't like what I have to say? I don't give a flying ass squirt what you think, I will do what I do because I like what I do. So, whomever you are, please e-mail me and lets get together so you can show me how tough and important you are.

Have a nice day Assholes!

Parole and Probation is the Work of Assholes!

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 20:32:33 +0000

So by now you all have heard about this cop killer bitch on all the news shows. This bastard gunned down four cops in cold blood. It amazes me that this pile of trash was released on parole more than once and even after violating his parole, the piece of shit was released yet again.

There are all sorts of assholes out there who say that rehabilitation works really well for criminals, and those who believe that are so damn stupid that they should be shot. Rehab programs, parole, probation is a pile of garbage and it was created by tree hugging idiots who really believe that criminals deserve a second chance. Well, as we can see, this bastard cop killing criminal was given a few chances and on his last chance, he killed people. These programs do not work and it is time for all of you tree hugging liberal jerk offs to shut the hell up, get the hell out of our country, and go drown yourselves in the ocean.

Look at the statistics on probation and parole recidivism and then come back and tell me that it works. You can't do it because these programs (all of which is documented) is a complete failure. I have said this for years and the facts back up what I say. If you have a problem with that, get off your fat asses and go do some research.

So what do we do to stop jerk offs like this guy from killing people or raping babies? We lock their sorry asses up, never let them out, and quit catering to their needs. Prison is not meant to be a happy place, yet some of the idiot tree huggers in the government and in special interest groups seem to think that prison should be a country club.

Some people ask what is wrong with this country and I think we can start by saying that there are too many lame ass liberals with an agenda to help people who do not deserve help. So the next time one of you idiots decide to parole a baby raper or a wanna be cop killer, maybe you need to re-think what you are doing. We put people in prison because those people do bad things. They should not be released at any cost until they serve their full sentence or even better, die.

Criminals aren't afraid of prison anymore because they know (and love) that you idiots will let them out well before their sentence is up and while they wait for that, they also know that you will give them all the luxuries they want because you are little human rights soldiers without a clue. Well, if human rights are so damn important to you, why not ask yourself about the rights of victims. What about the rights of all the victims that died by the hands of the criminals you defend?

You bastards who feel that rehabilitation is a great idea are the biggest pile of shit on earth.

Re-educate yourselves assholes!

The News Media Are Assholes!

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:30:01 +0000

If you happen to have a favorite news channel that you watch and like, do me a favor and go slap yourself a few times and tell yourself to wake the hell up. I have been watching a few different stations lately just to see if they report on the same things and to see how they report on things. Now this is no shocker as many of you already know this but, different stations have completely different agendas. Politically some go right and some go left and it is so damn obvious that it is almost comical. The bottom line here is that these news shows are shoveling bullshit into your faces every time you turn on their channel. I will even go as far as saying that every single one of the "big" stations is being controlled by the government.

You may say that is bullshit and that it can't be true but think about it, the "big" news stations are owned by huge corporations and many of the people involved within these corporations also are involved in politics. Do you not see how easy it would be to use their influence to make the news stations say what they want them to say? Well, whatever the case, we are being fed lies and bullshit every day by all of them. One says the economy is getting better, one says that the economy is doomed. We can't rely on "the news" anymore so my suggestion would be to turn the damn television off and not listen to the mind controlling crap that they spew.

This can also be said about shows on television. So many of these shows have agendas and even if they don't come right out and say what they believe, the actors and actresses are total scum. So many of them are just so full of shit and living in their own little insane world and they have no clue what is right and wrong. Look at that dumb bitch Rosie. That whore wants all guns banned from all of us who legally own them yet her body guard has one and she thinks that is ok. Look at Tom Cruise, Mr. Scientology screw off. That bastard has serious mental problems. And finally, look at Oprah (screw the kids in the USA and help Africa) Winfrey. Why would anyone watch these and other actors and actresses when they do things that they do? Oprah, the poster bitch for Obama... Well thanks Oprah, glad your guy got in, now the world is coming to an end because he doesn't know how to do anything right, way to go!

People watch their shows, put money in their pockets and still have time to complain that this country isn't in good shape? Well maybe if some of you assholes would stop spending money on movies that these people star in and stop buying their products, you would send the message that needs to be sent to all of these idiots. When we get some nasty cum stained creep like Rosie belching about taking away our freedoms and rights, it is time to tell them to go to hell.

Lets stop paying these people to lie and cry and moan and instead watch them lose their jobs and feel what it is really like in the USA. Time to wake up and tell all of these losers to get lost.

Mr. RashBone

How Many Assholes Run This Government

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:57:34 +0000

It doesn't take anyone to run the government because nobody is doing anything to help the people of this country. The government is a business and in business, the most important thing you can do is make money. Obama that brainless moron boy said that we wouldn't be taxed yet now it looks as if we are going to be taxed to hell and back and then some just because his government, hell the whole government finds it fun to steal our cash so they can have a wonderful life while the rest of us die because we can't even buy food.

There was a time in this country when "we the people" were actually in control and we actually told elected officials what we wanted done and they (sometimes) listened. Now it is different. The jack ass idiots in all government positions seem to believe that they are the ones in control and they make all of the rules and "we the people" must follow the rules they make. So many people in this country are so damn blind it is absolutely amazing. They don't see the Constitution as being all that important and unfortunately, those assholes who feel that way share the same feeling with the nazi government that we have here in the good ole' USA today. There are many in government who live only to take our rights away. They slip new bills into the works to try and change things without us knowing.

A really good example is gun laws. Have you seen what Chicago and California have done to the rights of the people? They have taken all of their rights away and it doesn't seem like anyone even gives a rats ass that their rights have been violated. Look at England and Australia. They lost all of their rights and all of their guns have been taken away. Does this remind you of anyone? Adolf Hitler did the same thing in his jerk off country before he started killing everyone in death camps. When are people going to learn that the government is not your friend, you can't hire a good politician because there is no such thing!

Now so many people say that a Republican is better than a Democrat or that a Democrat is better than a Republican or that an Independent beats one or the other but the truth of the matter is that ALL politicians are complete blithering ass hats and they all need to go and suck a fat one. See, politicians become politicians because they have an agenda. Why else would people do it? The pay sucks so there must be another reason. That reason is to pretend as if they are someone important and to bully "we the people" around so they can fulfill their power trip.

It really is that simple and if you don't mind a bunch of government assholes taking away your rights, I guess it doesn't matter to you. But for the rest of us who are sick and tired of these assholes, it is time to start firing all of these creeps.

Obama said "yes we can" and I guess that's true if "yes we can" means yes we can destroy the country even more than Bush did and the "change" that Obama talked so much about must actually mean that he is going to change the way we are allowed to get medical care and he is going to change the way we can eat, breathe, and take a fat crap on our toilet.

This country is going in the shitter and it has nothing to do with republicans or democrats or independents... It has to do with corrupt jerk offs called politicians. We need to kick them all out of the country and start over with a new plan, cause this one is not working.

Survivalists Are Assholes

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 10:46:31 +0000

Have you ever been on youtube and watched some of these doomsday people who say that we need to prepare for the end of the world? Well, I have been watching these fools a lot lately just to try and figure out why on earth they believe that all of these bad things are going to happen. We have been listening to doomsday jerkoffs for years and years now and nothing bad ever seems to happen.

We have all heard about the large asteroid that is supposedly going to hit us and blow us into hell, we have heard about secret government plots to take our freedoms away and we have heard about the New World Order, the supposed people who will drag you off into the night to a FEMA death camp because you are not following the rules.

These survivalist assholes continuously talk about how important that it is to prepare for these things and they tell you that you must have years of food and water stocked away so when the "evil people" come, you will be safe and not have to rely on anyone else when the bad things start to happen. Now while I tend to agree that having some extra food and water is a great idea in the case of a tornado or natural disaster, I do not see scary asshole freak soldiers coming to my home to drag my ass out of bed at 4 o'clock in the morning because I didn't brush my teeth on time.

Why exactly is it that so many people are so scared of all of these insane things? What has happened in their lives to make them feel as though the end of the world is near even though the world never seems to end? People have been saying the world is going to end since the world began and we are all still here and we are all still doing what we always do.

Could it be that some people are just so damn bored that they enjoy thinking about the world coming to an end because they would like to see some kind of change from their pathetic and boring existence?

I have also noticed something else that bothers me a little. Some of these nut jobs start off sounding really intelligent and as though they are really educated. They talk about rational things such as floods and natural disasters but then they hold up a bible and say moronic things like "Jesus is gonna come and harvest some sheep" or "god is going to punish us all for not obeying his words" and usually after this, they hold up a rifle and say something like "Peace to the Republic fellow patriots!" or some other insane garbage like that.

It just annoys the living hell out of me to hear these assholes day in and day out talking about either the world ending or how we "the patriots" need to take over the world to make it a better place. I ask all of those who feel as these whack job nut cases do, why do you sit there and talk about these things and not try to actually do anything about it? Seems like maybe you just enjoy making noise.

Peace to the Republic assholes!

FEMA Camp 6

The United States An Asshole?

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 03:53:58 +0000

You know, sometimes when I watch the news I just sit here and scream. Usually the news has all sorts of stories about how different countries are doing different things like killing their own people for fun or making secret nukes so they can blow the piss out of "The evil ones" AKA USA or my favorite, taking people from the United States into custody because they were caught sneaking into other countries. See, right now in Iran some of our people are being held "hostage" by that government and of course they are going to receive a really fair trial. Note my sarcasm when I say "fair trial".

Where am I going with this? Well, the stupid G-20 Summit is in full swing over there in Pittsburgh right now and I was just sitting here thinking. Since Iran has some of our people in one of their beautiful jails on trumped up charges, and since the asshole leader of Iran allowed his stormtroopers to kill and maim protesters in his country, why don't we take that asshole into custody and show him one of our beautiful prisons? I mean seriously, this bastard from hell, one of our biggest enemies and dare I say one of the biggest enemies to the world is sitting right here in Pittsburgh and we just sit back and allow his dumb ass to do so? BULLSHIT! If I were in control of this stupid ass country, I would have that asshole in custody and hanging upside down from the rafters in a basement at alcatraz.

Why exactly do we act so rational all the time anyway? We could end that bastards terrorist loving BS right now and I promise that a lot of countries would agree with it. It wouldn't even be like breaking the law if our government did it either. The president of Iran is a criminal anyway so he deserves to sit in an American prison for eternity. It just makes me wonder sometimes if our government and all of these terrorist states aren't in on a bigger plan together.

Look at Korea... That little troll over there says he has nukes already and we just sit back while he shoots off missiles without blinking an eye. We don't do anything at all to deter his evil ways. There has to be a bigger reason why we no longer kick ass and take names in this country. There has to be a reason why we are no longer looked at as a tough ass nation. We are looked at today as a nation full of tree hugging jerk offs. I can promise you that if Korea tried some of the stuff they do now back in the 30's and 40's they would no longer be a country at all. Back then we did kick ass and take names.

Also, Donald Trump is a stupid asshole. That piece of shit knew all about the Libyan jerk off wanting to stay on his property. Anyone that follows or likes Donald Trump the communist asshole needs to go die. That guy is nothing more than a money grubbing nazi with a bad hairpiece.

So I end this with a message to the stupid ass American government. Hey assholes, why don't you get some balls and go grab the Iranian jerkoff and escort him to a fiery pit and accidentally throw him in it. This is your chance to get rid of the biggest pile of shit on the planet yet you greet his stupid ass with open arms and allow him to spew bullshit? This country has gone to hell.

Government = ASSHOLES!

Osama Is an Asshole...

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:41:45 +0000

How long exactly have we been looking for this prick? Why exactly can't the government ass whackers find him? These are questions I continue to ask myself. This dumb asshole, the biggest terrorist on Earth was able to kill a crap load of our people and get away with it and he still makes videos talking about how we are gonna get our asses handed to us on a plate because we are evil. Does this not bother anyone?

We have Army Rangers, Green Berets, Navy Seals, Marine Recon and the feeble CIA yet we can't find this douche bag from hell? I personally think someone made a deal with this dirty bastard and Osama is on a beach in Tampa sipping on margaritas and pinching hott chicks asses while he speaks broken English. Someone needs to do something about this fudge packing cream puff already. If he is hiding in Pakistan, well, we should blow Pakistan to hell and laugh as we do it. If he is in Saudi Arabia we need to do the same damn thing.

I was watching this stupid hick hunting show the other night. You know, the ones where a bunch of redneck hick freaks go running after wild boar and turkeys? Yeah well, these guys really enjoy what they do and hunting makes them happy. So I was sitting here and I thought of a way we can get Osama. Why not get all of these hick hunters together and offer them Osama's head so they can mount it in their hick cabins and a years worth of some hick beer of their liking. We could make neat little hunting licenses like those bumper stickers that we used to see that said "kill Osama" or "I'm an Osama Hunter". We could sell the licenses for $1000.00 a piece and use the money for our schools so that our children can get edumacated correctly and we can use some of it for health care since our health care system is about to be shoved up our asses even farther than it already is.

We can make deals with all of the middle eastern countries by telling them that these hick hunters are only there to hunt bunny rabbits or something, hell whatever it takes to get the hicks and their guns over there and in a motel. Then they will wander around the bad lands of the middle east looking for the elusive Osama. At night they will sit around camp fires drinking beer and farting a lot and at some point, they will get so annoying to the locals that they will probably point out where Osama is hiding.

I personally think this is a better option than any government plan. The idiots in our government couldn't find anything even if we paid them to. Oh wait, we do pay them. Hick hunters will be cheaper and all they require is beer and bullets. We can fit Osama hunting season after deer season because half of the deer hunters who didn't get a deer will be ultra pissed by then so they will try extra hard to get Osama.

So step aside all of you assholes in the government, let the hick hunters have a go at your miserable task.

The Sheriff of Kent County, Michigan Is an Asshole!

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 00:42:21 +0000

In an article called County sheriff merges traffic squad, reserve unit, by Sherry Kuyt, the sheriff Lawrence Stelma reveals that he is a fraud and a complete liar.

Here is the story:

County sheriff merges traffic squad, reserve unit
by Sherry Kuyt
Tuesday August 04, 2009, 11:51 AM
The Kent County Sheriff's Department will eliminate its reserve unit, in part to save money, according to Lt. Kevin Kelley.
As of Sept. 1, the reserve unit will cease to exist and will merge with another existing group, the Kent County Traffic Squad.
"After a thorough analysis and much consideration, it has become apparent that it is in the best interest of all to merge the two independent units into one all-volunteer cohesive organization," Kelley said last week.
"This is more than a name and uniform change, it is an operational and philosophical change as well."
Kelley said financial considerations were a major factor in the decision.
The reserve unit consisted of about 35 paid officers who were contracted out to perform crowd and traffic control at athletic events, parades, and other events in the community. The county provided their training and equipment.
According to the organization Volunteers in Police Service (VIPS), the Kent County reserve unit was started in 1965, and its members logged about 1,000 hours of paid service last year.
The Kent County Sheriff's Department Traffic Squad, begun in 1917, is strictly a volunteer organization, and its members buy their own uniforms and equipment and pay for their own training. They must be supervised by a sworn deputy while working.
Kelley said the Traffic Squad performs many other duties besides traffic control. The squad's Enforcement Unit regularly assigns officers to assist the Sheriff's Department with a second officer in cruisers as well as additional support personnel for the Marine and Parks Division.
The squad also provides auxiliary law enforcement personnel to assist all law enforcement agencies in Kent County whenever there is need for additional trained manpower.
In 2005, the group established the IT Forensics Analysis Unit to assist the Sheriff's Department as well as other local, state and federal law enforcement agencies with computer-related criminal investigations. In 2006, the squad expanded to include a mounted unit.
Members of the Traffic Squad also participate in fund-raising activities for the department.
For more information about the Traffic Squad, visit their Web site at trafficsquad.com, or contact Captain Donley G. De Groot at (616) 632-6181 ext. 4219.

This story is 100% lies. The reserve unit is not even paid by the sheriff department and they buy all of their own equipment. According to the article, it says that financial considerations were a major factor. How can this be when the sheriff's department had no financial responsibility for the reserve unit? Sadly the main reason for the loss of this amazing group of people (the reserve unit) is 100% political. Lawrence Stelma used to be the liaison officer for the "traffic squad" and because of this had ties to this rag tag unit of people who don't even have thorough background checks done. The facts show that Stelma is a liar and a fraud and has decided to close the reserve unit because he had motives that were completely baseless and fraudulent.

The people of Kent County, Michigan have been lied to by their sheriff and it is time to make it known that this type of behavior will not be tolerated. The position of sheriff is supposed to be filled by a person of integrity and honor yet sheriff Stelma does not have these qualities. Between lies and senseless political maneuvers such as this, he has proven that he is unable to use rational thought and instead has decided to be a completely illogical human being. This should upset all members of this community.

You have been lied to by your sheriff. Contact your sheriff to let him know that you will not allow this kind of behavior to continue.

Sheriff's Office Phone:(616) 632-6111 Fax:(616) 632-6122

Racists Are Assholes.....

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:51:20 +0000

Now who can argue with the title of this post? Well unfortunately a lot of people can. Do you know how many racist pieces of garbage are out there? There are millions of the dirty little haters all over the place and it makes me wonder how they can be so completely stupid.

When most of us think of racist slime we think of the KKK or those losers in the "white power" movement. You know, those idiots with the shaved heads who run around in combat boots screaming moronic stuff like white pride worldwide and they always talk about "14 words" and all of that jackassery that they so love. Well did you know that these jerk off neo-nazi groups are now growing their hair out and trying to blend in with society? Yeah well it's true. Their ass wipe leaders have told them that they need to assimilate into society and get high ranking jobs so that one day when the race war comes, they can use their high ranking positions to further their cause.

See, that is a pretty smart move and I will be the first asshole to admit that the "guy in charge" of the jerk off squad in the white power movement is actually pretty smart. BUT the problem is that shit rolls down hill and as the shit rolls, all of the intelligence falls out of it and the idiots at the bottom (the loser worker bees of the nazi movement) run around sounding like drunk school girls on the rag. These low level idiots have absolutely no brain matter between their ears and even if you told them to do something, they are going to screw up really bad. This is what the army of white pride people really are... They are a bunch of beer swilling, pot smoking imbiciles without one ounce of intelligence. They drink all day and jerk off all night. They always talk about the race war yet they will never have the balls to actually begin such a war because they know (as all of us do) that they could never pull off such a task.

Did you also know that neo-nazi groups main goal is not actually race hatred? It's actually the drug trade folks! They recruit dumb ass kids without a clue and use the guise of "white pride" to get their drugs out on the streets. So what you have is a bunch of drugged up kids selling drugs and thinking they are a part of some neat club of white people who hate other races yet that is not what it is all about at all. I guess the joke is on you dumb bastards who are in this type of group. And before anyone says "oh you are wrong", think again shit for brains, I am 100% correct.

So here is my main question, since these so called white power bitches want this so called "race war", why do they not do something? I have heard all of the silly bullshit like they are just waiting for the right moment or they are gathering their people and it will happen soon but shut up already and do something idiots. How long do you plan on barking your bullshit? Nobody cares about you clowns anymore. We have seen you and we laugh at you because you are so stupid. You have dumb German SS costumes that you wear in pictures on myspace and you talk about how you are a warrior and that when the time comes you will drink the blood of all of those who don't agree with you and blah blah blah blah blah... Shut up already and prove it losers!

What about you dumb bastards in the KKK? Why don't you fat out of shape cows do something? Instead of doing anything you sit in a field in Uncle Barney's farm yard and suck back beer and burn crosses! What the hell kind of losers are you? You hick ass idiots! You use the KKK as an excuse so you can go drink beer with your buddies in a damn field! You are about as scary as the damn Lions Club. What happened to you little douche sacks?

Anyway, I just wanted to say that I hate racists... They are assholes (massive assholes actually) and they have no balls. :)

God Is NOT An Asshole!!!

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 22:48:19 +0000

First off, let me just say that I do not agree with anyone who says that god is an asshole. It is completely wrong to ever say that god could ever be considered such a thing and those who say that god is an asshole, well they obviously do not understand the truth. These people are just silly little creatures who haven't read the bible. Some people call god all sorts of funny names...

Do you know why god is not an asshole? Well, god is not an asshole because there is no such thing as god! It is actually very simple, for something or someone to be an asshole, they actually have to exist. This is just standard issue reality and anyone who can't think in a rational manner and come to the conclusion that god is not real needs to seek professional counseling. Why is it that so many people believe in something that is in no way able to be proven? How can so many people fall for the words in the bible when they do not know who wrote those words? Some people have said that we know who wrote the bible and that is foolish. There is not one ounce of factual data with any evidence as to who actually wrote the bible.

The one thing that is factual in regards to the bible is that it was written by someone (or some people) so they could gain riches and or control of a scared population. Now of course many of you will deny that this is possible but if we look at the bible and read it, we can see how easily this makes sense. The bible is full of insane rules and laws that no "thinking" individual would find fair and correct. Examples of this are: If a woman is not a virgin when she marries she shall be put to death, Slavery is good, if your child talks back to you, the men of the village shall stone that child to death, if anyone is caught working on the Sabbath, that person shall be put to death. These are just a few examples within the bible and if you are a true christian, you MUST follow these rules or you will not be worthy to go to fairy land in the clouds when your dumb ass dies. And yes, everything I said is in the bible. Go read it and you shall see. So how many of you god lovers actually believe that these "rules" are good? Well, if you are a rational human being most likely you would say that you do not find these things to be right.

So now that we have established that "god" didn't write the words within the bible, and we have established that evil humans (assholes) were actually the ones who wrote it, why do you still continue to believe in something that isn't true? Is it because believing in a fairy tale gives you some kind of comfort? Are you that afraid of dying that you need this myth as a crutch so you won't worry as much? Is it because it isn't socially acceptable to not believe in this dumb fairy tale?

You have been taught from a very early age to believe in god and you have been brainwashed to believe in god yet you have never been given any information in how god can be proven. You instead just have "faith" because that is what you were told you had to do to be worthy of god. That is the same as me saying that you need to give me 100 dollars and that after you give it to me, just have faith that I will give it back to you. Well, what happens when I don't give it back, what would you think? It's the same thing with god, you pray and pray and pray again and ask for all sorts of things yet you have never had a prayer answered. Some will deny this (because they are bat shit insane) and say that their prayers have been answered but of course that is bullshit. Speaking of prayers, most god lovers tell people that god answers prayers in his own time and you just have to wait for god to answer your prayers, and he will get to it when he feels it is right. This of course is a complete cop out because god is fake and he will never answer your prayers and as long as you believe that he will answer them in "his own time" you will continue to believe. This of course is silly.

Being delusional helps the person who believes in "god" because that is what is necessary to actually continue to believe in a lie. You have to warp reality and make up silly excuses to make god appear to be real. If you were to use actual rational thought processes and intelligent deduction of the facts, you would have no basis for believing in this fairy tale being from the clouds. You as a person who believes in "god" must be irrational and delusional to continue these silly ideas.

Please watch these videos, and then answer the questions truthfully. Since I know how "god lovers" are, you will have all sorts of silly things to say to completely skirt the issues. That is how "god believers" work. Those of you that are actually willing to debate your point of view are welcome to comment. Those of you that are only going to do what I know you are going to do (act like idiots), you can get lost. Enjoy the videos.

450 U.S. Mayors Are Assholes... And so are the rest...

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:31:39 +0000

Well it seems as though mayors from around this great country are attempting to destroy the 2nd amendment and stop the progress of a nation wide carry bill. One mayor went as far to say that if states allowed for this to pass that it will mean that more police officers will get shot. What kind of asshole would make a statement like that? It is a fact that concealed carry license holders are law abiding citizens exercising their right to defend themselves. They are not blood thirsty, wanna be cowboys who go around shooting police officers. In fact, in my state, police officers are for concealed carry for law abiding citizens. The police know that if someone is going to kill you, you may not have time to call the cops, and even if you do, the "bad guy" is not going to wait to stab or shoot you until the police get there. You have to be able to defend your own life.

The fact is, there are already many states that have a reciprocation agreement with other concealed carry states and there have been no problems. This attempt by the whack job mayors to get this bill shot down is just another example of stuffed shirts making bad judgments based on no experience about the facts. This should be remembered so that when elections come back up for these douche bags, we don't vote for them. It makes me sick to see the mayor of New York saying that having a nationwide concealed carry agreement will cause more police officers to get shot. What a complete bitch boy he is for even saying that at all. I would like to see the proof in his statement. I would like to see how that rat bastard came to that conclusion and another point, why is nobody challenging him on those words?

Bottom line, if we let these pieces of garbage get away with saying this type of crap, we are hurting ourselves. People need to stand up and tell these losers that they need to prove their words or they should sit the hell down and shut the hell up.

Mayors are assholes.

READ MORE HERE: http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2009/07/20/20022...

Tony Alamo... Can You Say Asshole?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 12:31:05 +0000

Could the bible be an excuse for people like Tony Alamo? Notice during this video with CNN's Rick Sanchez how this loser thinks he knows everything. It reminds me of a large number of bible thumpers. Why exactly are we hearing so much about people like Tony these days? Just another piece of the puzzle showing that "god" is just a tool for evil people like Tony to use on people who are weak to get what he wants. Don't be a sheep!

The bible says that when a girl reaches puberty that she should be married? Does that not sound wrong? Yet more proof that the bible was written by evil and may I say perverted people. Nasty!

Shifty Powers.... Not an Asshole...

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 11:53:23 +0000

http://www.tricities.com/tri/news/local/article/band_of_brothers_hero_darrell_swifty_powers_dies/25556/One of the "Band of Brothers" soldiers died on June 17, 2009.

Darrell “Shifty” Powers, one of the soldiers depicted in “Band of Brothers,”

passed away on Wednesday, June 17, 2009.

We're hearing a lot today about big splashy memorial services.

I want a nationwide memorial service for Darrell "Shifty" Powers.

Shifty volunteered for the airborne in WWII and served with Easy Company of the 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, part of the 101st Airborne Infantry. If you've seen Band of Brothers on HBO or the History Channel, you know Shifty. His character appears in all 10 episodes, and Shifty himself is interviewed in several of them.

I met Shifty in the Philadelphia airport several years ago. I didn't know who he was at the time. I just saw an elderly gentleman having trouble reading his ticket. I offered to help, assured him that he was at the right gate, and noticed the "Screaming Eagle", the symbol of the 101st Airborne, on his hat.

Making conversation, I asked him if he'd been in the 101st Airborne or if his son was serving. He said quietly that he had been in the 101st. I thanked him for his service, then asked him when he served, and how many jumps he made.

Quietly and humbly, he said "Well, I guess I signed up in 1941 or so, and was in until sometime in 1945 . . . " at which point my heart skipped.

At that point, again, very humbly, he said "I made the 5 training jumps at Toccoa, and then jumped into Normandy . . . . do you know where Normandy is?" At this point my heart stopped.

I told him yes, I know exactly where Normandy was, and I know what D-Day was. At that point he said "I also made a second jump into Holland, into Arnhem." I was standing with a genuine war hero . . . . and then I realized that it was June, just after the anniversary of D-Day.

I asked Shifty if he was on his way back from France, and he said "Yes. And it's real sad because these days so few of the guys are left, and those that are, lots of them can't make the trip." My heart was in my throat and I didn't know what to say.

I helped Shifty get onto the plane and then realized he was back in Coach, while I was in First Class. I sent the flight attendant back to get him and said that I wanted to switch seats. When Shifty came forward, I got up out of the seat and told him I wanted him to have it, that I'd take his in coach.

He said "No, son, you enjoy that seat. Just knowing that there are still some who remember what we did and still care is enough to make an old man very happy." His eyes were filling up as he said it. And mine are brimming up now as I write this.

Shifty died on June 17 after fighting cancer.

There was no parade.

No big event in Staples Center.

No wall to wall back to back 24x7 news coverage.

No weeping fans on television.

And that's not right.

Let's give Shifty his own Memorial Service, online, in our own quiet way. Please forward this email to everyone you know. Especially to the veterans.

Rest in peace, Shifty.

"A nation without heroes is nothing."

Roberto Clemente

My Tribute To A Religious Asshole. Robert Tilton

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:12:11 +0000

Well my last blog really got the old blood flowing in this blog community so as a tribute to all of the god believing assholes, and to all of my buddies here at bloghi, I submit for you and to you, my tribute to Robert Tilton and to all of you that believe in god. Please accept this video as my way of saying thank you. Thank you for giving people like me something to laugh at and something to point at. It is with my deepest heartfelt thanks that I say, you are all assholes.

Oh no, not this again... Religious people are A-holes...

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:51:51 +0000

Yes I know I have done this topic a few times already but I can't help it, it needs to be talked about again. So for those of you who throw up easily or get sick at the sight of crosses and holy spirits, no need to leave, there won't be any of those things cause spirits are fake and I don't own any crosses.

Why is it that people believe in something that is not tangible and not seen and can only be proven (which it can't) when you die? See I say this because a standard response I get from people who believe in god is that you will find out when you die that god is real. Well, I don't really believe in all of this spiritual mumbo jumbo. It is a very easy "out" to say that I will know god is real when I die because when I'm dead, it won't matter. As an example for those of you who are slow, let us say I die tomorrow (shut up praying won't make that happen) and I find out that god is a fake and there is no such thing. I can't come back from the dead and let everyone know that he was so the religious people win. They will continue to tell people that god is real and he is living on a fluffy cloud in heavensville and that when they die they too will get to bounce around on fluffy white clouds in pure happiness. This alone makes me want to gag myself with a 40 Ford but even worse, these religious nut sacks ask their "flock" to do things for the church in the name of god. They ask for donations that will be used to further the churches cause and they ask people to donate time to paint the church and wash the pastor's car and so on and so forth.

Does nobody get this concept yet? God is just another way to get people to do things for you. I'm sure if you were a nice little Catholic boy or girl, you remember being told if you don't do the work of god you will be spending the rest of your life in a burning pit of piss and you would never know true happiness because you are a stupid sinner and you must repent. Well, ok maybe that wasn't exactly what they told you but it certainly was something like that. So because they scared you with those words, you did your best to be a good little goober. You probably prayed to the man upstairs and told him to be nice to little animals and not to give you anus cancer and other wonderful prayerful things like that because you knew if you didn't, in the burning piss with you and that was that.

Now trust me, I know that this post is going to upset some of you fanatical religious whack jobs and actually that's the point but honestly, why is it when someone challenges you on god, you ramble on and on about how the bible says it's true so it must be or you say that because you have faith that it proves that god is real and all of that other crap you say when someone like me tells someone like you that you are a douche bag for believing in a fairy tale being from the clouds? I mean come on; can you not do better than that when attempting to debate the issue of god's existence? I have even heard believers in god say that because of the birds and the trees and how pretty they are, that proves that there is a god. That doesn't prove anything you moronic messes, that only proves that you think birds and trees are pretty.

I have been debating lots of people on lots of subjects for lots of years and I have yet to find a bigger bunch of morons than the ones who claim that god is real. They have no proof of this and they claim that the bible is the word of god yet they can't prove who even wrote the bible. They say that god in a "loving god" yet in the bible, god (or Henry the scribe) talks about how if anyone works on the Sabbath that they shall be put to death, or if your children talk back to you, the men of the village will stone them to death or even better, god says that slaves are a good thing. How is that a loving god? Now when I ask them that question they say "you can't take the bible literally". Then when I ask about the good things, they say it is fact. Do you see the trend? That's right, god believers only believe in the "good" things in the bible and they try and brush the "bad" things under the church carpet because they know that it completely destroys their belief in god.

So why exactly are you religious? Most likely you are religious because you need something to believe in and you are afraid that when you die you will not be anything more than a pile of festering goo with worms up your ass. Believing in god gives you an out and it gives you something to look forward to. But deep down you know how moronic it is and you know that you aren't going anywhere but in the ground. Yet you still defy all logical thought and continue to militantly argue that some puppet master named god will be waiting at the gates of heavensville with a fruit basket and a bottle of wine for you.

I'm sorry but nobody is going to be waiting for you in heaven when you die. Well, except the worms and other nasties waiting for your body to decompose enough for them to eat without breaking their tiny teeth. Do worms even have teeth? Oh well, you get the point...

So stop being so silly assholes, no invisible being is going to drag you to heaven and no invisible devil is going to drag your sorry ass to hell... You aren't going anywhere except where the worm poop places you.

The Makers of Extenze Are Assholes.

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 02:15:10 +0000

How many of you assholes out there have seen the "Extenze" commercials? You know, the commercials that say if you take this little wonder pill that your wanker will explode into a god like piece of man beef and all women will want to have sex with you. Well listen, I just wanted to make sure that those of you that have bought this product understand that you are true ASSHOLES!

Now I know what some of you are thinking, you are thinking that I have bought some of these pills and the only reason I'm writing a bad review is because my love staff didn't grow. Well, I wish that were true because it would be quite comical for a guy like me to be complaining about the size of my love sausage on a blog that everyone could read. Unfortunately, that's not the case. I haven't become so desperate as of this time to buy a moronic wonder pill that will make my trouser snake grow.

The main reason I decided to write about this idiotic product is because of the freaking commercials. These damn commercials are being played way too damn much and they are annoying the living snot out of me. I'm sick of seeing two middle age people talking about how they get off so much better now since they started taking the pill and how sex has become an amazing all inspiring event. Do any of you assholes actually believe that if you take a stupid ass pill that anything will actually happen? How can the human population be so incredibly stupid to believe such things? I have a feeling that it has something to do with all of the drugs and alcohol that a lot of you assholes consume. You get all sauced up and then see an Extenze commercial. Probably the one with that hot brunette with the big hooters telling you that if you take this pill, you will have a flock of 20 something hotties jumping on your lap begging you to show your meat of steel to them.

There should be a law against these types of commercials. Actually maybe instead of a law, they should have a channel on cable just for idiot products. It would be called, "hey you stupid shit human, buy this pile of bullshit and use it even though this shit doesn't work you dumb asshole".

So in closing, please understand that this Extenze product is a pile of crap. Don't be a foolish horny man thinking that your skin sword is going to grow big and strong. If you can't get your damn trout tamer up, you are just screwed. Well, ok, not screwed just out of damn luck. I guess you could always try the penis pump. I believe that commercial is on right after the extenze one.

Good luck assholes!

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BigFoot Is An Asshole...

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:48:57 +0000

I'm sure at least some of you saw the story about bigfoot being found in Georgia. The pictures of the "beast" were shockingly real looking.... NOT!

The sick part of this story is that some people (ok, many people) actually thought that it might be the "real deal" and they were waiting for the dna results and a news conference. According to the newest information on this story, the dna results came back with the results of pig dna and human dna only. That's right, it was a fake. Now listen, I enjoy a good joke and I got a good laugh out of the whole thing but lets look at this from the other side for a moment.

There actually are people out there called "bigfoot hunters" and "bigfoot researchers" and these people take their work very seriously. In fact, one of the pictures in this story had a pretty serious bigfoot researcher in it with the two losers who allegedly found "Mr. Hairy Ass Bigfoot guy". Now wouldn't you think that this researcher would have the knowledge to understand that a big fuzzy ape suit splattered with pig guts was a fake? I mean, this guy supposedly knows everything there is to know about this ape like creature yet he couldn't tell that some ape suit in a freezer was fake? I'd love to know where this guy went to college. I am willing to guess it was probably an "online college".

Ok all I'm saying is that these guys who do this fake bigfoot stuff are only hurting the serious bigfoot researchers by making the whole "bigfoot mystery" into a large joke. Ok wait, bigfoot is already a joke and all of the people (mostly hick like persons) romping through the woods looking for a hairy man beast are a joke too but still, have a heart for the serious hairy man beast researchers who have put their whole life on the line for this creature. It's just not right to make their life work a carnival ride. Umm yeah...

Why is it that people believe this kind of crap? If bigfoot is real, why have we never found ANY evidence of them??? Bigfoot is kind of like ghosts, people swear it's true and swear they have seen it, yet they have no proof to back up their claims.

If you believe in bigfoot, please state your case and also tell me why I should believe you. Oh and also tell me if you take medication, drink lots of liquor or have been committed to an insane asylum within the last 5 years...

I've got a hunch!

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