HUMANS ARE ASSHOLES!!!

The News Media Are Assholes!

Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:30:01 +0000

If you happen to have a favorite news channel that you watch and like, do me a favor and go slap yourself a few times and tell yourself to wake the hell up. I have been watching a few different stations lately just to see if they report on the same things and to see how they report on things. Now this is no shocker as many of you already know this but, different stations have completely different agendas. Politically some go right and some go left and it is so damn obvious that it is almost comical. The bottom line here is that these news shows are shoveling bullshit into your faces every time you turn on their channel. I will even go as far as saying that every single one of the "big" stations is being controlled by the government.

You may say that is bullshit and that it can't be true but think about it, the "big" news stations are owned by huge corporations and many of the people involved within these corporations also are involved in politics. Do you not see how easy it would be to use their influence to make the news stations say what they want them to say? Well, whatever the case, we are being fed lies and bullshit every day by all of them. One says the economy is getting better, one says that the economy is doomed. We can't rely on "the news" anymore so my suggestion would be to turn the damn television off and not listen to the mind controlling crap that they spew.

This can also be said about shows on television. So many of these shows have agendas and even if they don't come right out and say what they believe, the actors and actresses are total scum. So many of them are just so full of shit and living in their own little insane world and they have no clue what is right and wrong. Look at that dumb bitch Rosie. That whore wants all guns banned from all of us who legally own them yet her body guard has one and she thinks that is ok. Look at Tom Cruise, Mr. Scientology screw off. That bastard has serious mental problems. And finally, look at Oprah (screw the kids in the USA and help Africa) Winfrey. Why would anyone watch these and other actors and actresses when they do things that they do? Oprah, the poster bitch for Obama... Well thanks Oprah, glad your guy got in, now the world is coming to an end because he doesn't know how to do anything right, way to go!

People watch their shows, put money in their pockets and still have time to complain that this country isn't in good shape? Well maybe if some of you assholes would stop spending money on movies that these people star in and stop buying their products, you would send the message that needs to be sent to all of these idiots. When we get some nasty cum stained creep like Rosie belching about taking away our freedoms and rights, it is time to tell them to go to hell.

Lets stop paying these people to lie and cry and moan and instead watch them lose their jobs and feel what it is really like in the USA. Time to wake up and tell all of these losers to get lost.

How Many Assholes Run This Government

Sun, 15 Nov 2009 20:57:34 +0000

It doesn't take anyone to run the government because nobody is doing anything to help the people of this country. The government is a business and in business, the most important thing you can do is make money. Obama that brainless moron boy said that we wouldn't be taxed yet now it looks as if we are going to be taxed to hell and back and then some just because his government, hell the whole government finds it fun to steal our cash so they can have a wonderful life while the rest of us die because we can't even buy food.

There was a time in this country when "we the people" were actually in control and we actually told elected officials what we wanted done and they (sometimes) listened. Now it is different. The jack ass idiots in all government positions seem to believe that they are the ones in control and they make all of the rules and "we the people" must follow the rules they make. So many people in this country are so damn blind it is absolutely amazing. They don't see the Constitution as being all that important and unfortunately, those assholes who feel that way share the same feeling with the nazi government that we have here in the good ole' USA today. There are many in government who live only to take our rights away. They slip new bills into the works to try and change things without us knowing.

A really good example is gun laws. Have you seen what Chicago and California have done to the rights of the people? They have taken all of their rights away and it doesn't seem like anyone even gives a rats ass that their rights have been violated. Look at England and Australia. They lost all of their rights and all of their guns have been taken away. Does this remind you of anyone? Adolf Hitler did the same thing in his jerk off country before he started killing everyone in death camps. When are people going to learn that the government is not your friend, you can't hire a good politician because there is no such thing!

Now so many people say that a Republican is better than a Democrat or that a Democrat is better than a Republican or that an Independent beats one or the other but the truth of the matter is that ALL politicians are complete blithering ass hats and they all need to go and suck a fat one. See, politicians become politicians because they have an agenda. Why else would people do it? The pay sucks so there must be another reason. That reason is to pretend as if they are someone important and to bully "we the people" around so they can fulfill their power trip.

It really is that simple and if you don't mind a bunch of government assholes taking away your rights, I guess it doesn't matter to you. But for the rest of us who are sick and tired of these assholes, it is time to start firing all of these creeps.

Obama said "yes we can" and I guess that's true if "yes we can" means yes we can destroy the country even more than Bush did and the "change" that Obama talked so much about must actually mean that he is going to change the way we are allowed to get medical care and he is going to change the way we can eat, breathe, and take a fat crap on our toilet.

This country is going in the shitter and it has nothing to do with republicans or democrats or independents... It has to do with corrupt jerk offs called politicians. We need to kick them all out of the country and start over with a new plan, cause this one is not working.

Survivalists Are Assholes

Sat, 10 Oct 2009 10:46:31 +0000

Have you ever been on youtube and watched some of these doomsday people who say that we need to prepare for the end of the world? Well, I have been watching these fools a lot lately just to try and figure out why on earth they believe that all of these bad things are going to happen. We have been listening to doomsday jerkoffs for years and years now and nothing bad ever seems to happen.

We have all heard about the large asteroid that is supposedly going to hit us and blow us into hell, we have heard about secret government plots to take our freedoms away and we have heard about the New World Order, the supposed people who will drag you off into the night to a FEMA death camp because you are not following the rules.

These survivalist assholes continuously talk about how important that it is to prepare for these things and they tell you that you must have years of food and water stocked away so when the "evil people" come, you will be safe and not have to rely on anyone else when the bad things start to happen. Now while I tend to agree that having some extra food and water is a great idea in the case of a tornado or natural disaster, I do not see scary asshole freak soldiers coming to my home to drag my ass out of bed at 4 o'clock in the morning because I didn't brush my teeth on time.

Why exactly is it that so many people are so scared of all of these insane things? What has happened in their lives to make them feel as though the end of the world is near even though the world never seems to end? People have been saying the world is going to end since the world began and we are all still here and we are all still doing what we always do.

Could it be that some people are just so damn bored that they enjoy thinking about the world coming to an end because they would like to see some kind of change from their pathetic and boring existence?

I have also noticed something else that bothers me a little. Some of these nut jobs start off sounding really intelligent and as though they are really educated. They talk about rational things such as floods and natural disasters but then they hold up a bible and say moronic things like "Jesus is gonna come and harvest some sheep" or "god is going to punish us all for not obeying his words" and usually after this, they hold up a rifle and say something like "Peace to the Republic fellow patriots!" or some other insane garbage like that.

It just annoys the living hell out of me to hear these assholes day in and day out talking about either the world ending or how we "the patriots" need to take over the world to make it a better place. I ask all of those who feel as these whack job nut cases do, why do you sit there and talk about these things and not try to actually do anything about it? Seems like maybe you just enjoy making noise.

Peace to the Republic assholes!

The United States An Asshole?

Fri, 25 Sep 2009 03:53:58 +0000

You know, sometimes when I watch the news I just sit here and scream. Usually the news has all sorts of stories about how different countries are doing different things like killing their own people for fun or making secret nukes so they can blow the piss out of "The evil ones" AKA USA or my favorite, taking people from the United States into custody because they were caught sneaking into other countries. See, right now in Iran some of our people are being held "hostage" by that government and of course they are going to receive a really fair trial. Note my sarcasm when I say "fair trial".

Where am I going with this? Well, the stupid G-20 Summit is in full swing over there in Pittsburgh right now and I was just sitting here thinking. Since Iran has some of our people in one of their beautiful jails on trumped up charges, and since the asshole leader of Iran allowed his stormtroopers to kill and maim protesters in his country, why don't we take that asshole into custody and show him one of our beautiful prisons? I mean seriously, this bastard from hell, one of our biggest enemies and dare I say one of the biggest enemies to the world is sitting right here in Pittsburgh and we just sit back and allow his dumb ass to do so? BULLSHIT! If I were in control of this stupid ass country, I would have that asshole in custody and hanging upside down from the rafters in a basement at alcatraz.

Why exactly do we act so rational all the time anyway? We could end that bastards terrorist loving BS right now and I promise that a lot of countries would agree with it. It wouldn't even be like breaking the law if our government did it either. The president of Iran is a criminal anyway so he deserves to sit in an American prison for eternity. It just makes me wonder sometimes if our government and all of these terrorist states aren't in on a bigger plan together.

Look at Korea... That little troll over there says he has nukes already and we just sit back while he shoots off missiles without blinking an eye. We don't do anything at all to deter his evil ways. There has to be a bigger reason why we no longer kick ass and take names in this country. There has to be a reason why we are no longer looked at as a tough ass nation. We are looked at today as a nation full of tree hugging jerk offs. I can promise you that if Korea tried some of the stuff they do now back in the 30's and 40's they would no longer be a country at all. Back then we did kick ass and take names.

Also, Donald Trump is a stupid asshole. That piece of shit knew all about the Libyan jerk off wanting to stay on his property. Anyone that follows or likes Donald Trump the communist asshole needs to go die. That guy is nothing more than a money grubbing nazi with a bad hairpiece.

So I end this with a message to the stupid ass American government. Hey assholes, why don't you get some balls and go grab the Iranian jerkoff and escort him to a fiery pit and accidentally throw him in it. This is your chance to get rid of the biggest pile of shit on the planet yet you greet his stupid ass with open arms and allow him to spew bullshit? This country has gone to hell.

Government = ASSHOLES!

Osama Is an Asshole...

Wed, 19 Aug 2009 22:41:45 +0000

How long exactly have we been looking for this prick? Why exactly can't the government ass whackers find him? These are questions I continue to ask myself. This dumb asshole, the biggest terrorist on Earth was able to kill a crap load of our people and get away with it and he still makes videos talking about how we are gonna get our asses handed to us on a plate because we are evil. Does this not bother anyone?

We have Army Rangers, Green Berets, Navy Seals, Marine Recon and the feeble CIA yet we can't find this douche bag from hell? I personally think someone made a deal with this dirty bastard and Osama is on a beach in Tampa sipping on margaritas and pinching hott chicks asses while he speaks broken English. Someone needs to do something about this fudge packing cream puff already. If he is hiding in Pakistan, well, we should blow Pakistan to hell and laugh as we do it. If he is in Saudi Arabia we need to do the same damn thing.

I was watching this stupid hick hunting show the other night. You know, the ones where a bunch of redneck hick freaks go running after wild boar and turkeys? Yeah well, these guys really enjoy what they do and hunting makes them happy. So I was sitting here and I thought of a way we can get Osama. Why not get all of these hick hunters together and offer them Osama's head so they can mount it in their hick cabins and a years worth of some hick beer of their liking. We could make neat little hunting licenses like those bumper stickers that we used to see that said "kill Osama" or "I'm an Osama Hunter". We could sell the licenses for $1000.00 a piece and use the money for our schools so that our children can get edumacated correctly and we can use some of it for health care since our health care system is about to be shoved up our asses even farther than it already is.

We can make deals with all of the middle eastern countries by telling them that these hick hunters are only there to hunt bunny rabbits or something, hell whatever it takes to get the hicks and their guns over there and in a motel. Then they will wander around the bad lands of the middle east looking for the elusive Osama. At night they will sit around camp fires drinking beer and farting a lot and at some point, they will get so annoying to the locals that they will probably point out where Osama is hiding.

I personally think this is a better option than any government plan. The idiots in our government couldn't find anything even if we paid them to. Oh wait, we do pay them. Hick hunters will be cheaper and all they require is beer and bullets. We can fit Osama hunting season after deer season because half of the deer hunters who didn't get a deer will be ultra pissed by then so they will try extra hard to get Osama.

So step aside all of you assholes in the government, let the hick hunters have a go at your miserable task.

The Sheriff of Kent County, Michigan Is an Asshole!

Mon, 17 Aug 2009 00:42:21 +0000

In an article called County sheriff merges traffic squad, reserve unit, by Sherry Kuyt, the sheriff Lawrence Stelma reveals that he is a fraud and a complete liar.

Here is the story:

County sheriff merges traffic squad, reserve unit
by Sherry Kuyt
Tuesday August 04, 2009, 11:51 AM
The Kent County Sheriff's Department will eliminate its reserve unit, in part to save money, according to Lt. Kevin Kelley.
As of Sept. 1, the reserve unit will cease to exist and will merge with another existing group, the Kent County Traffic Squad.
"After a thorough analysis and much consideration, it has become apparent that it is in the best interest of all to merge the two independent units into one all-volunteer cohesive organization," Kelley said last week.
"This is more than a name and uniform change, it is an operational and philosophical change as well."
Kelley said financial considerations were a major factor in the decision.
The reserve unit consisted of about 35 paid officers who were contracted out to perform crowd and traffic control at athletic events, parades, and other events in the community. The county provided their training and equipment.
According to the organization Volunteers in Police Service (VIPS), the Kent County reserve unit was started in 1965, and its members logged about 1,000 hours of paid service last year.
The Kent County Sheriff's Department Traffic Squad, begun in 1917, is strictly a volunteer organization, and its members buy their own uniforms and equipment and pay for their own training. They must be supervised by a sworn deputy while working.
Kelley said the Traffic Squad performs many other duties besides traffic control. The squad's Enforcement Unit regularly assigns officers to assist the Sheriff's Department with a second officer in cruisers as well as additional support personnel for the Marine and Parks Division.
The squad also provides auxiliary law enforcement personnel to assist all law enforcement agencies in Kent County whenever there is need for additional trained manpower.
In 2005, the group established the IT Forensics Analysis Unit to assist the Sheriff's Department as well as other local, state and federal law enforcement agencies with computer-related criminal investigations. In 2006, the squad expanded to include a mounted unit.
Members of the Traffic Squad also participate in fund-raising activities for the department.
For more information about the Traffic Squad, visit their Web site at trafficsquad.com, or contact Captain Donley G. De Groot at (616) 632-6181 ext. 4219.

This story is 100% lies. The reserve unit is not even paid by the sheriff department and they buy all of their own equipment. According to the article, it says that financial considerations were a major factor. How can this be when the sheriff's department had no financial responsibility for the reserve unit? Sadly the main reason for the loss of this amazing group of people (the reserve unit) is 100% political. Lawrence Stelma used to be the liaison officer for the "traffic squad" and because of this had ties to this rag tag unit of people who don't even have thorough background checks done. The facts show that Stelma is a liar and a fraud and has decided to close the reserve unit because he had motives that were completely baseless and fraudulent.

The people of Kent County, Michigan have been lied to by their sheriff and it is time to make it known that this type of behavior will not be tolerated. The position of sheriff is supposed to be filled by a person of integrity and honor yet sheriff Stelma does not have these qualities. Between lies and senseless political maneuvers such as this, he has proven that he is unable to use rational thought and instead has decided to be a completely illogical human being. This should upset all members of this community.

You have been lied to by your sheriff. Contact your sheriff to let him know that you will not allow this kind of behavior to continue.

Sheriff's Office Phone:(616) 632-6111 Fax:(616) 632-6122

Racists Are Assholes.....

Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:51:20 +0000

Now who can argue with the title of this post? Well unfortunately a lot of people can. Do you know how many racist pieces of garbage are out there? There are millions of the dirty little haters all over the place and it makes me wonder how they can be so completely stupid.

When most of us think of racist slime we think of the KKK or those losers in the "white power" movement. You know, those idiots with the shaved heads who run around in combat boots screaming moronic stuff like white pride worldwide and they always talk about "14 words" and all of that jackassery that they so love. Well did you know that these jerk off neo-nazi groups are now growing their hair out and trying to blend in with society? Yeah well it's true. Their ass wipe leaders have told them that they need to assimilate into society and get high ranking jobs so that one day when the race war comes, they can use their high ranking positions to further their cause.

See, that is a pretty smart move and I will be the first asshole to admit that the "guy in charge" of the jerk off squad in the white power movement is actually pretty smart. BUT the problem is that shit rolls down hill and as the shit rolls, all of the intelligence falls out of it and the idiots at the bottom (the loser worker bees of the nazi movement) run around sounding like drunk school girls on the rag. These low level idiots have absolutely no brain matter between their ears and even if you told them to do something, they are going to screw up really bad. This is what the army of white pride people really are... They are a bunch of beer swilling, pot smoking imbiciles without one ounce of intelligence. They drink all day and jerk off all night. They always talk about the race war yet they will never have the balls to actually begin such a war because they know (as all of us do) that they could never pull off such a task.

Did you also know that neo-nazi groups main goal is not actually race hatred? It's actually the drug trade folks! They recruit dumb ass kids without a clue and use the guise of "white pride" to get their drugs out on the streets. So what you have is a bunch of drugged up kids selling drugs and thinking they are a part of some neat club of white people who hate other races yet that is not what it is all about at all. I guess the joke is on you dumb bastards who are in this type of group. And before anyone says "oh you are wrong", think again shit for brains, I am 100% correct.

So here is my main question, since these so called white power bitches want this so called "race war", why do they not do something? I have heard all of the silly bullshit like they are just waiting for the right moment or they are gathering their people and it will happen soon but shut up already and do something idiots. How long do you plan on barking your bullshit? Nobody cares about you clowns anymore. We have seen you and we laugh at you because you are so stupid. You have dumb German SS costumes that you wear in pictures on myspace and you talk about how you are a warrior and that when the time comes you will drink the blood of all of those who don't agree with you and blah blah blah blah blah... Shut up already and prove it losers!

What about you dumb bastards in the KKK? Why don't you fat out of shape cows do something? Instead of doing anything you sit in a field in Uncle Barney's farm yard and suck back beer and burn crosses! What the hell kind of losers are you? You hick ass idiots! You use the KKK as an excuse so you can go drink beer with your buddies in a damn field! You are about as scary as the damn Lions Club. What happened to you little douche sacks?

Anyway, I just wanted to say that I hate racists... They are assholes (massive assholes actually) and they have no balls. :)

God Is NOT An Asshole!!!

Fri, 24 Jul 2009 22:48:19 +0000

First off, let me just say that I do not agree with anyone who says that god is an asshole. It is completely wrong to ever say that god could ever be considered such a thing and those who say that god is an asshole, well they obviously do not understand the truth. These people are just silly little creatures who haven't read the bible. Some people call god all sorts of funny names...

Do you know why god is not an asshole? Well, god is not an asshole because there is no such thing as god! It is actually very simple, for something or someone to be an asshole, they actually have to exist. This is just standard issue reality and anyone who can't think in a rational manner and come to the conclusion that god is not real needs to seek professional counseling. Why is it that so many people believe in something that is in no way able to be proven? How can so many people fall for the words in the bible when they do not know who wrote those words? Some people have said that we know who wrote the bible and that is foolish. There is not one ounce of factual data with any evidence as to who actually wrote the bible.

The one thing that is factual in regards to the bible is that it was written by someone (or some people) so they could gain riches and or control of a scared population. Now of course many of you will deny that this is possible but if we look at the bible and read it, we can see how easily this makes sense. The bible is full of insane rules and laws that no "thinking" individual would find fair and correct. Examples of this are: If a woman is not a virgin when she marries she shall be put to death, Slavery is good, if your child talks back to you, the men of the village shall stone that child to death, if anyone is caught working on the Sabbath, that person shall be put to death. These are just a few examples within the bible and if you are a true christian, you MUST follow these rules or you will not be worthy to go to fairy land in the clouds when your dumb ass dies. And yes, everything I said is in the bible. Go read it and you shall see. So how many of you god lovers actually believe that these "rules" are good? Well, if you are a rational human being most likely you would say that you do not find these things to be right.

So now that we have established that "god" didn't write the words within the bible, and we have established that evil humans (assholes) were actually the ones who wrote it, why do you still continue to believe in something that isn't true? Is it because believing in a fairy tale gives you some kind of comfort? Are you that afraid of dying that you need this myth as a crutch so you won't worry as much? Is it because it isn't socially acceptable to not believe in this dumb fairy tale?

You have been taught from a very early age to believe in god and you have been brainwashed to believe in god yet you have never been given any information in how god can be proven. You instead just have "faith" because that is what you were told you had to do to be worthy of god. That is the same as me saying that you need to give me 100 dollars and that after you give it to me, just have faith that I will give it back to you. Well, what happens when I don't give it back, what would you think? It's the same thing with god, you pray and pray and pray again and ask for all sorts of things yet you have never had a prayer answered. Some will deny this (because they are bat shit insane) and say that their prayers have been answered but of course that is bullshit. Speaking of prayers, most god lovers tell people that god answers prayers in his own time and you just have to wait for god to answer your prayers, and he will get to it when he feels it is right. This of course is a complete cop out because god is fake and he will never answer your prayers and as long as you believe that he will answer them in "his own time" you will continue to believe. This of course is silly.

Being delusional helps the person who believes in "god" because that is what is necessary to actually continue to believe in a lie. You have to warp reality and make up silly excuses to make god appear to be real. If you were to use actual rational thought processes and intelligent deduction of the facts, you would have no basis for believing in this fairy tale being from the clouds. You as a person who believes in "god" must be irrational and delusional to continue these silly ideas.

Please watch these videos, and then answer the questions truthfully. Since I know how "god lovers" are, you will have all sorts of silly things to say to completely skirt the issues. That is how "god believers" work. Those of you that are actually willing to debate your point of view are welcome to comment. Those of you that are only going to do what I know you are going to do (act like idiots), you can get lost. Enjoy the videos.

450 U.S. Mayors Are Assholes... And so are the rest...

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:31:39 +0000

Well it seems as though mayors from around this great country are attempting to destroy the 2nd amendment and stop the progress of a nation wide carry bill. One mayor went as far to say that if states allowed for this to pass that it will mean that more police officers will get shot. What kind of asshole would make a statement like that? It is a fact that concealed carry license holders are law abiding citizens exercising their right to defend themselves. They are not blood thirsty, wanna be cowboys who go around shooting police officers. In fact, in my state, police officers are for concealed carry for law abiding citizens. The police know that if someone is going to kill you, you may not have time to call the cops, and even if you do, the "bad guy" is not going to wait to stab or shoot you until the police get there. You have to be able to defend your own life.

The fact is, there are already many states that have a reciprocation agreement with other concealed carry states and there have been no problems. This attempt by the whack job mayors to get this bill shot down is just another example of stuffed shirts making bad judgments based on no experience about the facts. This should be remembered so that when elections come back up for these douche bags, we don't vote for them. It makes me sick to see the mayor of New York saying that having a nationwide concealed carry agreement will cause more police officers to get shot. What a complete bitch boy he is for even saying that at all. I would like to see the proof in his statement. I would like to see how that rat bastard came to that conclusion and another point, why is nobody challenging him on those words?

Bottom line, if we let these pieces of garbage get away with saying this type of crap, we are hurting ourselves. People need to stand up and tell these losers that they need to prove their words or they should sit the hell down and shut the hell up.

Mayors are assholes.

READ MORE HERE: http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2009/07/20/20022...

Tony Alamo... Can You Say Asshole?

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 12:31:05 +0000

Could the bible be an excuse for people like Tony Alamo? Notice during this video with CNN's Rick Sanchez how this loser thinks he knows everything. It reminds me of a large number of bible thumpers. Why exactly are we hearing so much about people like Tony these days? Just another piece of the puzzle showing that "god" is just a tool for evil people like Tony to use on people who are weak to get what he wants. Don't be a sheep!

The bible says that when a girl reaches puberty that she should be married? Does that not sound wrong? Yet more proof that the bible was written by evil and may I say perverted people. Nasty!

Shifty Powers.... Not an Asshole...

Sat, 18 Jul 2009 11:53:23 +0000

http://www.tricities.com/tri/news/local/article/band_of_brothers_hero_darrell_swifty_powers_dies/25556/One of the "Band of Brothers" soldiers died on June 17, 2009.

Darrell “Shifty” Powers, one of the soldiers depicted in “Band of Brothers,”

passed away on Wednesday, June 17, 2009.

We're hearing a lot today about big splashy memorial services.

I want a nationwide memorial service for Darrell "Shifty" Powers.

Shifty volunteered for the airborne in WWII and served with Easy Company of the 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, part of the 101st Airborne Infantry. If you've seen Band of Brothers on HBO or the History Channel, you know Shifty. His character appears in all 10 episodes, and Shifty himself is interviewed in several of them.

I met Shifty in the Philadelphia airport several years ago. I didn't know who he was at the time. I just saw an elderly gentleman having trouble reading his ticket. I offered to help, assured him that he was at the right gate, and noticed the "Screaming Eagle", the symbol of the 101st Airborne, on his hat.

Making conversation, I asked him if he'd been in the 101st Airborne or if his son was serving. He said quietly that he had been in the 101st. I thanked him for his service, then asked him when he served, and how many jumps he made.

Quietly and humbly, he said "Well, I guess I signed up in 1941 or so, and was in until sometime in 1945 . . . " at which point my heart skipped.

At that point, again, very humbly, he said "I made the 5 training jumps at Toccoa, and then jumped into Normandy . . . . do you know where Normandy is?" At this point my heart stopped.

I told him yes, I know exactly where Normandy was, and I know what D-Day was. At that point he said "I also made a second jump into Holland, into Arnhem." I was standing with a genuine war hero . . . . and then I realized that it was June, just after the anniversary of D-Day.

I asked Shifty if he was on his way back from France, and he said "Yes. And it's real sad because these days so few of the guys are left, and those that are, lots of them can't make the trip." My heart was in my throat and I didn't know what to say.

I helped Shifty get onto the plane and then realized he was back in Coach, while I was in First Class. I sent the flight attendant back to get him and said that I wanted to switch seats. When Shifty came forward, I got up out of the seat and told him I wanted him to have it, that I'd take his in coach.

He said "No, son, you enjoy that seat. Just knowing that there are still some who remember what we did and still care is enough to make an old man very happy." His eyes were filling up as he said it. And mine are brimming up now as I write this.

Shifty died on June 17 after fighting cancer.

There was no parade.

No big event in Staples Center.

No wall to wall back to back 24x7 news coverage.

No weeping fans on television.

And that's not right.

Let's give Shifty his own Memorial Service, online, in our own quiet way. Please forward this email to everyone you know. Especially to the veterans.

Rest in peace, Shifty.

"A nation without heroes is nothing."

Roberto Clemente

My Tribute To A Religious Asshole. Robert Tilton

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 21:12:11 +0000

Well my last blog really got the old blood flowing in this blog community so as a tribute to all of the god believing assholes, and to all of my buddies here at bloghi, I submit for you and to you, my tribute to Robert Tilton and to all of you that believe in god. Please accept this video as my way of saying thank you. Thank you for giving people like me something to laugh at and something to point at. It is with my deepest heartfelt thanks that I say, you are all assholes.

Oh no, not this again... Religious people are A-holes...

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 23:51:51 +0000

Yes I know I have done this topic a few times already but I can't help it, it needs to be talked about again. So for those of you who throw up easily or get sick at the sight of crosses and holy spirits, no need to leave, there won't be any of those things cause spirits are fake and I don't own any crosses.

Why is it that people believe in something that is not tangible and not seen and can only be proven (which it can't) when you die? See I say this because a standard response I get from people who believe in god is that you will find out when you die that god is real. Well, I don't really believe in all of this spiritual mumbo jumbo. It is a very easy "out" to say that I will know god is real when I die because when I'm dead, it won't matter. As an example for those of you who are slow, let us say I die tomorrow (shut up praying won't make that happen) and I find out that god is a fake and there is no such thing. I can't come back from the dead and let everyone know that he was so the religious people win. They will continue to tell people that god is real and he is living on a fluffy cloud in heavensville and that when they die they too will get to bounce around on fluffy white clouds in pure happiness. This alone makes me want to gag myself with a 40 Ford but even worse, these religious nut sacks ask their "flock" to do things for the church in the name of god. They ask for donations that will be used to further the churches cause and they ask people to donate time to paint the church and wash the pastor's car and so on and so forth.

Does nobody get this concept yet? God is just another way to get people to do things for you. I'm sure if you were a nice little Catholic boy or girl, you remember being told if you don't do the work of god you will be spending the rest of your life in a burning pit of piss and you would never know true happiness because you are a stupid sinner and you must repent. Well, ok maybe that wasn't exactly what they told you but it certainly was something like that. So because they scared you with those words, you did your best to be a good little goober. You probably prayed to the man upstairs and told him to be nice to little animals and not to give you anus cancer and other wonderful prayerful things like that because you knew if you didn't, in the burning piss with you and that was that.

Now trust me, I know that this post is going to upset some of you fanatical religious whack jobs and actually that's the point but honestly, why is it when someone challenges you on god, you ramble on and on about how the bible says it's true so it must be or you say that because you have faith that it proves that god is real and all of that other crap you say when someone like me tells someone like you that you are a douche bag for believing in a fairy tale being from the clouds? I mean come on; can you not do better than that when attempting to debate the issue of god's existence? I have even heard believers in god say that because of the birds and the trees and how pretty they are, that proves that there is a god. That doesn't prove anything you moronic messes, that only proves that you think birds and trees are pretty.

I have been debating lots of people on lots of subjects for lots of years and I have yet to find a bigger bunch of morons than the ones who claim that god is real. They have no proof of this and they claim that the bible is the word of god yet they can't prove who even wrote the bible. They say that god in a "loving god" yet in the bible, god (or Henry the scribe) talks about how if anyone works on the Sabbath that they shall be put to death, or if your children talk back to you, the men of the village will stone them to death or even better, god says that slaves are a good thing. How is that a loving god? Now when I ask them that question they say "you can't take the bible literally". Then when I ask about the good things, they say it is fact. Do you see the trend? That's right, god believers only believe in the "good" things in the bible and they try and brush the "bad" things under the church carpet because they know that it completely destroys their belief in god.

So why exactly are you religious? Most likely you are religious because you need something to believe in and you are afraid that when you die you will not be anything more than a pile of festering goo with worms up your ass. Believing in god gives you an out and it gives you something to look forward to. But deep down you know how moronic it is and you know that you aren't going anywhere but in the ground. Yet you still defy all logical thought and continue to militantly argue that some puppet master named god will be waiting at the gates of heavensville with a fruit basket and a bottle of wine for you.

I'm sorry but nobody is going to be waiting for you in heaven when you die. Well, except the worms and other nasties waiting for your body to decompose enough for them to eat without breaking their tiny teeth. Do worms even have teeth? Oh well, you get the point...

So stop being so silly assholes, no invisible being is going to drag you to heaven and no invisible devil is going to drag your sorry ass to hell... You aren't going anywhere except where the worm poop places you.

The Makers of Extenze Are Assholes.

Mon, 12 Jan 2009 02:15:10 +0000

How many of you assholes out there have seen the "Extenze" commercials? You know, the commercials that say if you take this little wonder pill that your wanker will explode into a god like piece of man beef and all women will want to have sex with you. Well listen, I just wanted to make sure that those of you that have bought this product understand that you are true ASSHOLES!

Now I know what some of you are thinking, you are thinking that I have bought some of these pills and the only reason I'm writing a bad review is because my love staff didn't grow. Well, I wish that were true because it would be quite comical for a guy like me to be complaining about the size of my love sausage on a blog that everyone could read. Unfortunately, that's not the case. I haven't become so desperate as of this time to buy a moronic wonder pill that will make my trouser snake grow.

The main reason I decided to write about this idiotic product is because of the freaking commercials. These damn commercials are being played way too damn much and they are annoying the living snot out of me. I'm sick of seeing two middle age people talking about how they get off so much better now since they started taking the pill and how sex has become an amazing all inspiring event. Do any of you assholes actually believe that if you take a stupid ass pill that anything will actually happen? How can the human population be so incredibly stupid to believe such things? I have a feeling that it has something to do with all of the drugs and alcohol that a lot of you assholes consume. You get all sauced up and then see an Extenze commercial. Probably the one with that hot brunette with the big hooters telling you that if you take this pill, you will have a flock of 20 something hotties jumping on your lap begging you to show your meat of steel to them.

There should be a law against these types of commercials. Actually maybe instead of a law, they should have a channel on cable just for idiot products. It would be called, "hey you stupid shit human, buy this pile of bullshit and use it even though this shit doesn't work you dumb asshole".

So in closing, please understand that this Extenze product is a pile of crap. Don't be a foolish horny man thinking that your skin sword is going to grow big and strong. If you can't get your damn trout tamer up, you are just screwed. Well, ok, not screwed just out of damn luck. I guess you could always try the penis pump. I believe that commercial is on right after the extenze one.

Good luck assholes!

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BigFoot Is An Asshole...

Mon, 18 Aug 2008 22:48:57 +0000

I'm sure at least some of you saw the story about bigfoot being found in Georgia. The pictures of the "beast" were shockingly real looking.... NOT!

The sick part of this story is that some people (ok, many people) actually thought that it might be the "real deal" and they were waiting for the dna results and a news conference. According to the newest information on this story, the dna results came back with the results of pig dna and human dna only. That's right, it was a fake. Now listen, I enjoy a good joke and I got a good laugh out of the whole thing but lets look at this from the other side for a moment.

There actually are people out there called "bigfoot hunters" and "bigfoot researchers" and these people take their work very seriously. In fact, one of the pictures in this story had a pretty serious bigfoot researcher in it with the two losers who allegedly found "Mr. Hairy Ass Bigfoot guy". Now wouldn't you think that this researcher would have the knowledge to understand that a big fuzzy ape suit splattered with pig guts was a fake? I mean, this guy supposedly knows everything there is to know about this ape like creature yet he couldn't tell that some ape suit in a freezer was fake? I'd love to know where this guy went to college. I am willing to guess it was probably an "online college".

Ok all I'm saying is that these guys who do this fake bigfoot stuff are only hurting the serious bigfoot researchers by making the whole "bigfoot mystery" into a large joke. Ok wait, bigfoot is already a joke and all of the people (mostly hick like persons) romping through the woods looking for a hairy man beast are a joke too but still, have a heart for the serious hairy man beast researchers who have put their whole life on the line for this creature. It's just not right to make their life work a carnival ride. Umm yeah...

Why is it that people believe this kind of crap? If bigfoot is real, why have we never found ANY evidence of them??? Bigfoot is kind of like ghosts, people swear it's true and swear they have seen it, yet they have no proof to back up their claims.

If you believe in bigfoot, please state your case and also tell me why I should believe you. Oh and also tell me if you take medication, drink lots of liquor or have been committed to an insane asylum within the last 5 years...

I've got a hunch!

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Humans Are Snobby Assholes...

Sat, 19 Jul 2008 13:14:31 +0000

Hello assholes!

Have you ever known one of those snobby assholes who always needed to have all of the best things and looked down on those who didn't? Well I'm sure that all of us at some point in our lives has run into one of these stupified anus wipes. They are the ones who hold their noses up high as they walk by and if you even dare to say "hello" to them, they will either give you a sarcastic grunt or they will say something wonderful like "oh hello little fella" or some other remarkable snobby ass reply. I guess having everything in life just isn't enough for some of these flaming ass maggots, they need to flaunt it as well as make rude comments about how their stuff is so much better than your stuff.

I used to hear this kind of BS when I was in grade school and little tommy (the local school house rich boy) would say that his marbles were bigger and "badder" than mine. Well he soon learned that indeed his marbles were better but my fist was faster and that ended little Tommy's long career as a marble king.

I own a boat and I have it at one of the local marinas and if you ever want to see the land of snooty ass twits and jerk offs who think that they are just amazing, stop by. Some of these assholes won't even speak to me because my boat isn't the "newest and best" in the marina. These people look at me as though I'm a second class citizen just because my boat isn't shiny and new. You really learn quickly who your real friends are because the snoots won't speak and the others just don't give a damn what kind of boat you have. The ones that don't care are obviously the cool ones.

It also seems that the snooty assholes enjoy telling people (in a loud voice so all can hear) just how they made their money. They enjoy making sure that all other humans can hear just how amazing they are. Why is it that these bitch bags act this way? I mean,if I had all of the money that they do, I certainly wouldn't waste my time putting others down, I would be busy having fun. Maybe these rich snoots just got bored with the cash and need some other past time to keep them happy. I guess walking past people like me and sticking their noses in the air is quite fun. I'd try it myself but because I don't have new shiny things, they would be on to me the minute my nose went swinging upward. I guess I just can't win with the losers.

The main point here is that it makes no difference what color, race, creed, or social standing in society you belong to, every single human on earth is capable of being a complete blithering nut sack on a stick. Even the nice people out here who don't care about my "ugly boat" will at some point become assholes. I know this because human nature dictates that all of us at some point in time, need to act like stupid ass jerks. I bet if you look into it, you will find in your DNA, a small area called ASSHOLE. You know it's true so just think back in your life and I bet you can easily remember that one time when even you turned into a raging jack ass.

Have a good weekend assholes and my boat is bigger than yours so that makes me better than you. Don't forget it.

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Hillary Clinton The Bosnian Commando - ASSHOLE

Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:59:22 +0000

Hello my freakish asshole type human friends...

As many of you already know, Hillary (the stupid bitch hole) Clinton made statements the other day about how when she was in Bosnia, she was under fire from enemy troops. She went into some serious detail about these events and painted a picture of horror and fear of her close calls while landing at the airport. Well, 100% of what she said that day have been proven to be a lie and what was her response when confronted with her bold faced lie to the entire world? She said that she made a mistake because she wasn't getting enough sleep.

Now I have never proclaimed myself the most intelligent man on earth but even a donkey with one eye and no ears could understand that lack of sleep could not cause such an elaborate lie. Do any of you assholes actually believe that she could have accidentally said what she did from lack of sleep? What kind of an idiot could believe that? Did you also know that on atleast TWO other occasions this stupid bitch talked about this Bosnian "attack" and she wasn't called out on it?? It's true she has mentioned this bullshit before and I would say that this should prove that this bimbonic idiot ass from hell is nothing more than a moronic sleaze bag liar. Is this the kind of loser that you would actually be willing to vote in as our president? Anyone who is willing to say that they like this whore seriously needs to be taken somewhere and beat to death with a wooden spoon. I say wooden spoon cause I imagine that would take a long time to kill someone with it and that is exactly the kind of death they deserve for wanting that pathetic lying douche bag as the leader of this country.

Have you also noticed that none of the news programs are talking about her lies? What the hell is going on? All anyone wants to talk about is Obama's church and how his pastor is a racist bitch bag (which he is). Tell me this, what is worse, a presidential candidate who knows someone that is an asshole or a presidential candidate who is willing to lie and cheat to get whatever she wants? If you guessed number two you win a prize.

Hillary Clinton is not worthy of being a garbage man(uh yean "man") let alone the leader of this nation. She proves time and time again that she is a liar, a cheat and that she has a temper problem. She is a bi-polar slut with a power hunger problem. Remember too that Bitch Whore Hillary does not want your vote to count. She wants to steal this race with super delegates which means that your votes will be thrown out the window. Does that sound like a free country to you?? I don't think so and we do not need a dictator bitch trying to silence our votes.

We do need change in this country and to have that change we certainly do not need another Clinton as president. You do understand that if you vote slut nuggets Hillary in that Wild Willy will be there too right? Imagine that, while Bill (BlowJob King) is having sex with anything that moves, Hillary(Power Dictator) will be stealing your babies and sending your jobs over seas. Oh the joy we will have.

Say no to Hillary or we will all be speaking Spanish and going to state run "praise Hillary" ceremonies with people pointing guns at our heads making us clap.

Hillary Clinton Lovers Are Complete Assholes

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 12:35:29 +0000

Hello my fuzzy friends,

I've said it before and I will repeat myself right now, humans (assholes) are the most pathetic pile of crap on this planet. What other animal could be so stupid as to vote for a hateful, disgusting, two faced, lying, sludge monkey like Hillary (the piece of trash) Clinton? Well, it seems that many of you like her and there is no way in hell that you could have a brain if you do indeed find her to be the best person for the job of president.

Hillary complains a lot about how she seems to be the one getting the "short end of the stick" when it comes to "good press" yet I don't quite see it that way. She keeps saying over and over again that she has 35 years of experience and none of the news programs seem to question that very much. I find this quite amazing as Hillary Clinton does not have 35 years of experience and she probably doesn't have ANY experience at all. Just because that stupid bitch was a president's wife does not give her the right to say that she has experience. She is trying to use her husband Bill (the disgusting pervert who made us look stupid) Clinton's experience as her own and that is BULLSHIT. She in fact has NO more experience than anyone else and I think that someone should call her stupid ass out on that.

Another thing.... Hillary (the man looking trash mouth) Clinton loves to say that Obama is nothing but "talk" and that it takes more than speeches to make change. Well, I find this amazing because Hillary's people keep saying that she has gone to many different countries to help yet all she ever did when she went to those countries was what? SHE MADE SPEECHES!!!! That's all she ever did! She had no official right to make any changes nor did she have any effect on anything. She just talked period.

How is it that so many people seem to find her so wonderful? I will tell you why! Many of the people that like her are STUPID AS A PILE OF DOG SHIT! When looking and listening to this bitch, you can hear and feel the hate in her, you can see that she has her own motivation for gaining power and it has nothing to do with making your lives better. She wants the power because she wants to make her twisted laws come to life and she wants to dictate what you do at all times.

To the people of Ohio, you are probably the most pathetic bunch of assholes on the planet haha. How could so many of you idiots vote for such a scum sucking piglet? You all must be on drugs! You elected Bill Clinton and look what he did to this country. You bastards in Ohio have lost all of your jobs because of him and on top of that, he got a blow job and turned our country into a raging circus of stupidity for the whole world to laugh at YET you dirt bags voted for his wife to take over!?!? You are seriously the most moronic state in this country not to mention a very boring (and flat) state as well. Maybe living on such a flat piece of land has made your brains all screwy. Texas... What can one say about Texas? You assholes really suck too. Maybe you all got kicked in the head by a large cow or something and maybe that's why you voted for a lard ass cow.

Women... it seems that women in this country have decided to vote for hillary (the bitch bag on a stick) just because she is a woman. They don't seem to care that she is a low life pile of trash, they just want a woman president so they are willing to vote in a disgusting MONSTER (yes I said it) no matter what just so they can say that a woman is in control. S T U P I D!!!

As I've said before, this country is just a big fat joke and not all that many of you seem to care. It's obvious that you don't care because you are willing to allow yourself to vote for such a disgusting human being named Hillary ( I wanna be like Bill) Clinton.

I'm sure that many of you stupid ass Clinton lovers will say something stupid and maybe even say rude things about this blog post but understand that I already know you will cause anyone who likes Hillary Clinton has the IQ of a gold fish and I wouldn't expect anything but stupid ass comments and retarded bullshit from you. Just like your leader haha.

Ok, just so you know where I stand, I hate all of you losers who voted or are going to vote for that stupid bitch and hopefully when she loses you will all jump into a machine with sharp knife like objects and die.

Have a great weekend assholes and if you love Hillary Clinton, please by all means do something dangerous this weekend and die.

If You Beat Up Cows You Are An Asshole

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 16:47:39 +0000

I'm sure all of you have heard about the meat recall and hopefully you saw the video of the employees beating the snot out of sick cows.

I've said this before and I'll say it again, I like animals better than humans (assholes) because they are not nearly as retarded as humans are. It made me absolutely sick to see how these idiots were treating these animals and I personally would like to take them for a very short walk to some very sharp objects so I could show them exactly what I think of them. People who harm animals are about as low as a pile of shit.

Every time I write about this kind of garbage, I think that maybe you assholes think I'm some kind of tree hugger or that I'm with Peta so just to let you know, I happen to hate peta and well, tree huggers all need to die.

What kind of human (asshole) finds joy in beating the liver out of an animal? How could this act be in any way interesting or fun? Do they do it because they were anal raped as a child by some big guy named fred? I would really like to know the answers to these questions because I could never do something like that unless I was being attacked by an animal.

I have this sneaking suspicion that most of the people who beat animals are HICKS. I've also heard that people who beat animals are much more likely to be serial killers and if this is the case I think that we should send the police to all southern states (where most of the hicks live) and round them up. This will probably stop all serial killer crimes in this country.

Ok new subject,

Hillary Clinton (The piece of shit from hell and beyond) has decided to attack Obama for using someone elses words in a campaign speech that he did. Is it just me or does this look like a cheap attempt to "try" and make Obama look bad? I have a feeling that most people have seen the light when it comes to Hillary (the power hungry lezbo wanna be) Clinton and her under handed tactics and her disgraceful conduct as a human being (asshole). Most of the people I talk to or know hate her beyond all possible belief and will never vote for her now. Bill and Hillary Clinton are nothing more than a couple of hate mongers and they will do or say anything as long as it makes them look good. The only problem is that everyone seems to see through this now and they all understand that she is a piece of garbage. I bet she beats animals too.

Have a great day and don't beat animals, beat Hillary instead.

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Smokers Are Assholes

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 20:22:26 +0000

No honest I'm not one of those "anti-smoking in public places" idiots so shut the hell up.

I am a smoker so before you start making all sorts of idiotic comments about how smoking is a right and all of that BS, first try reading this. I enjoy smoking and I've done it for quite a long time now. But as I get older I begin to wonder why in hell I continue to kill myself slowly in such a moronic and meaningless way. Like most people (I imagine) I started smoking when I was quite young and not because I had decided to do it but because my friends were doing it. I know that sounds like a lame excuse to say that it was my friends fault but seriously, if it weren't for them, I would probably not be a smoker today.

Why exactly does the United States government allow cigarettes to continue to be sold to the people of this nation? Granted I know we are a free society and we have the right to choose what we do and how we do it BUT, when the FDA and other agencies have said that smoking is a MAJOR factor in cancer cases and other health problems, don't you feel that cigarettes should be treated like other substances that are banned from this country? Seriously here, think about all of the products that are not allowed because they can cause health risks. There are billions of them that the FDA has banned from this country and some of them (such as ephedra) have not caused even remotely as many deaths as cigarettes have. There is absolutely no denying this fact and if you think I'm wrong, you must be a hillbilly idiot from some hick state somewhere in the mountains or you work for the tobacco industry.

So, I'm sure that some of you already know where this post is heading haha. Guess what? You're right! The idiot government of this stupid nation is the reason why we still have cancer causing tobacco that's allowed for all of us to consume. Why? It is because the government is tied directly to the tobacco industry just as they are directly tied to the alcohol industry. They profit from our loss and that is another fact. The health care industry is also directly linked to tobacco and alcohol sales because they want us to get sick so they can make money treating us for years and then letting us die. It is sick yet true. The government banned marijuana because the oil companies knew that hemp products could be made into a cheap and effective fuel for our cars and of course, they couldn't allow that to happen. These are just some examples and I'm sure that nearly every industry is in some way tied to the government because of course these days, the government is not about the people, it's about PROFITS!

I know I've gone off subject a little so I will get back to smoking once again. Do any of you other smokers feel as stupid as I do for allowing the tobacco industry (and the government) to kill us slowly with their addictive drug? Do you feel in any way moronic for knowing that you will have to pay for your hospital treatment when you find out that you have lung cancer from the addictive material that has been marketed to us since the day we were born? Well, I know for a fact that I debate with these issues in my mind all the time yet here I am still smoking cause of the addictive nature of what the tobacco industry says is no more addictive than gummy bears.

Luckily many people have seen the light and have stopped smoking. I have also decided that I am going to quit smoking not only because of the health risks involved but more for the fact that I just can't live with myself knowing that I'm putting money in some rich assholes pocket while he giggles at me knowing that not only am I giving him my money but I am also being murdered legally by him. Can't get much better than that, take my money then murder me so I can't sue you for it.

I think it's time for all of us to quit smoking so we can live healthier and not give these stupid bastards our money anymore. Hopefully some of you will join me and we can all quit together. So, I say that next week Monday should be the day we all quit. Ok, I'm sure most of you assholes won't join me but for anyone who wants to, smoke yourself silly until Monday cause that is the day we get rid of a bad habit and save our asses some money too.

Goodluck assholes

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It's Really Not The Chinese That Are Assholes......

Sun, 16 Dec 2007 21:39:32 +0000

Well ok, the Chinese are assholes but there is much more to it than that.

Well my fellow humans (assholes) Christmas is just about here and I'm sure you have all been to the malls and bought your little children (small assholes in training) all sorts of fun garbage and toys that go beep beep and other crap like that. Chances are extremely good that your dumb ass bought a product made in China. Well, to be fair, you would have to be a magician to NOT buy a product from China if you live in this mixed up and stupified country that we call the United States. It's a fact that 80% yes 80% of the toys on shelves in this moronic crock of crap of a country are made in China and to me that is just a large pile of doggy turd. What happened to toys being made in this country? Why is it that every damn product is made in other countries, mainly China??? Well my fellow assholes, wanna know the main reason all of our products are made in China and other idiot nations??? Well, before I tell you, please reflect on the sound of a drum roll as I tell you the main reason for this absolute moronic BS. Ok, can you hear the drums? GREAT!! The main reason for all of our toys and other products being made in other nations with lead and other wonderful chemicals that can kill us is because of our bestest buddy on earth, BILL CLINTON!!!!! That dirty asshole was the one who decided to sign some bills saying that outsourcing would be a neato idea and he thought that it would bring nations closer together if we traded with them. Well, I guess he missed the mark on that one didn't he?

How is it that so many people say that Bill Clinton was such a great president anyway? What did he do for us here in this butt sucking hell on earth bullshit festival of a country? Hmmmm, let's see, he got a blow job in the white house and he sold all of our jobs to Chinese freaks who find it funny to put lead in our toys. Three cheers for Clinton!!! Well you assholes, remember this when Hillary the man looking asshole gets a little closer to election day. Do you really want another idiot Clinton as president? This dumb bitch didn't even have the uh, balls (I bet she actually does have testicles) to leave her sick ass husband after he cheated on her slime sucking butt and now she wants to run the country?? I have a terrible feeling that she has some serious mental problems.

People blame Bush for a lot of things and sure, Bush is not exactly a rocket scientist but, he certainly didn't start the ball rolling towards all of our jobs going away. That trophy goes to dick face Clinton and I promise you that Hillary the Bimbo Bombshell will increase outsourcing and take the rest of your damn jobs away too. So I guess if you are moronic enough to vote for her stupid ass, you had better ask yourself atleast these questions. If you have children, you should ask yourself just how long you can live with them because most likely, they will either lose their job or not be able to find one and they will need to live with you for the rest of your pathetic life. They will steal your cheerios and pee on your toilet seat. NEXT, ask yourself if you are smart enough to learn how to speak Russian. This will be quite important as Russia will be invading us if Hillary becomes president not because they hate us but because Hillary is so damn annoying they will have no choice but to shut her snaggle toothed face up and the only easy way is to invade the country. Next!!! How do you like paying taxes, is this something that you enjoy? Well, put on a happy face because when (if) Hillary the communist dictator fruit nugget gets in, she is going to rob your asses and take your first born child as payment because she will need large amounts of fuel for the cargo ships that are taking your childrens jobs away. Also, you will no longer be able to eat food because it will be tainted because some jerk farmer in China let his damn buffalo crap in the corn field and everything will be contaminated with fun diseases that make your body shake rattle and roll.

Now sure, I went off on a little uh, "bash the Clintons" fest but if you don't agree with what is said above, you are a true asshole and you need to be sent to China so they can stick a bar of lead up your ass. You damn democrats are such punks it's pathetic. Just a bunch of flower children with an agenda.

Anyway, hopefully some of you smart assholes decided to not buy Chinese BS this year and I would really hope that more and more people start looking for products made in this country instead. I've said this before but obviously nobody listens or cares but, if we all started buying American made products and started telling the companies that outsource to go die, we would be in much better shape in the years to come. These asshole corporations don't give two twittle shittles about you, your children, me or my family or even your family pet. They want to sell your dumb ass anything as long as you pull out some cash. The government has no control over this, they don't give a damn either. We the people are the "consumers" and if we all react, these asshole companies who outsource will have to listen otherwise we will put their sorry asses out of business. Supply and demand can't work without DEMAND and if we shut down the demand for products made by these assholes, all that these companies will have is a large supply of bullshit with no buyers willing to buy their tainted goods from China and other asshole countries who are making a killing off of us.

Time to grow a brain people, maybe you don't get it but nobody cares about us so we need to band together as a nation and take this on or we will all be sucking lead dust and listening to Russian music soon.

Merry Christmas and may your silverware be made of good old Pittsburgh steel and not Chinese lead.

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Religious Nut Jobs Are ASSHOLES!

Sun, 11 Nov 2007 21:58:18 +0000

This is probably going to cause some people on here to not like me but, oh well, I can't help myself.

Unfortunately I'm a bit of a night owl and I usually stay up really late. Along with that, I watch alot of stupid crap on tv this late at night/morning and well, have you people seen some of these jerks on tv who say they can heal people through Jesus?

It just amazes me beyond all belief that anyone could believe that these idiots could heal anything. BUT, there are actually people who DO believe it. How can this be?

It is 100% clear to me and most people I know that these jerks are just on televison to steal money from the less than "smart" people of this world. They take advantage of dumb people! I know that sounds really bad but it is the truth! If you believe that some jerk on tv can heal your body, mind, soul or finances, YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

I am not a religious person at all and I personally think it's all a pile of crap. To me, religion began in the cave man days as a way to explain why things happened that they couldn't explain. Then, when people actually started thinking in the years after that, they found that by using religion, they could make MONEY off of "scared" people. THAT is what religion really is and that is ALL it really is. When we die, we do not float off to a fluffy happy cloud land filled with angels and happy family members, we also do not go to a fire infested devil world if we are bad. We go into a box, and then living people shovel dirt on our sorry asses and the worms get a really nice meal. THE END!

People seem to think that we are more special than any other animal on this planet because we can actually think and build things. So since they believe that we are so damn amazing, they figure that we must be a part of some larger plan. That is BS. We are animals just like all of the other animals on this planet. When we die, we are dead.

I'm really sick of people telling me that GOD is great and we will all be in a wonderful place someday. If God is so great, why does he allow people to be raped, murdered, beat, live in poverty etc? Oh I know, the religious idiots of this land will say because god has a bigger job for those people and that everything happens for a reason. That is a pile of crap too!

If God is so fantastic and so amazing as to make the whole universe, he surely could keep "we the people" safe from these terrible things that we deal with here on this stupid planet.

I honestly hope this pisses the religious people off cause you deserve it for being so stupid. You think you are so damn smart yet all you are is followers of a fairy tale.

People In KARACHI, Pakistan Are Assholes

Thu, 18 Oct 2007 22:22:26 +0000

Ok, now listen, before I even start my rant, I am very sorry for all of the dead people in Pakistan, it is pathetic that suicide bombers do this crap. Now that I've said that, let us begin.

I have been saying how stupid humans are for a very long time now and this incident just goes to show you that I am 100% correct once again.

Benazir Bhutto made her way back to Pakistan for a lovely and festive homecoming. Huge numbers of people where there to welcome her back. Now, the problem with this whole scenerio is that people in the city of Karachi just happen to be the most radical assholes in that whole country and they hate the United States and according to the news people (major assholes) they hate Benazir Bhutto just as much because of her schooling in the west and ties to the U.S. She is also anti-terrorist and well, the city of Karachi just happens to be a terrorist hang out.

With that said, people still decided to go to see her return. Now call me stupid (don't even) but with all of the stuff I said above, do you not think that maybe these people should have thought twice about going to see this woman? Did they not even think that there would be a possibility of some kind of attack? Since September 11th, even the people here in the United States think twice before going anywhere where their could be trouble but the people of Karachi, a terrorist trading post, don't even give it a second thought? To me this is just complete stupidity on the part of those people. They should have known better.

Is it possible that people in that part of the world are so used to violence that they don't even care anymore? Is it possible that they now just consider this a chance you take when you step out of your house in the morning? Better question, if you lived there and knew Benazir Bhutto was coming home, would you go to see her knowing that 90% of that city hates her ? My answer is no way, I would stay as far away from that party as possible. Now the only other possibility is that the people in those parts of the world just have no idea that this suicide thing happens because their government hides all of the facts. I highly doubt that could be even close to the truth because these people have to see this kind of thing every single day.

Have a good weekend assholes!

OJ Simpson..... Asshole

Sun, 16 Sep 2007 20:53:21 +0000

I know I'm not the first moron to post about this douche bag but I wanted to speak about this asshole for a few minutes.

Of course we all know of OJ Simpson from his football days to his double murder trial and so on. It amazes me that some of you pathetic losers still consider him something special. Of course, we all know he killed two people and nobody will ever convince me otherwise. But as I was thinking, it made me wonder what kind of asshole who got away with murder would be so stupid as to get caught for armed robbery. I mean seriously, if I murdered people and got away with it, I have a feeling that I would be a good boy from now on and giggle silently at my luck. I certainly would not do more stupid stuff to bring attention to myself.

Some assholes are saying that OJ(Stupid idiot asshole loser) has a "god" complex and he believes that he is above the law. I tend to agree that OJ(stink infested rat bitch boy) probably does think that he has some kind of "get out of jail free" card. Is it possible that a person like him could really believe that they can do what ever they wish and not have some kind of penalty for their actions? I obviously hate OJ but, I honestly would have thought that he would be a little smarter than he seems to be acting these days. I guess playing golf and searching for the killers just wasnt enough to keep his itty bitty pee brain occupied so he decided to be a bad boy again. Maybe it's because he is running out of money and he is too cool to get a job. Or maybe it's all a ploy to promote his lovely little book.

All I can say is that I hope this loser gets life in prison because we all know that is where he belongs anyway. Maybe once his stupid ass is in jail, we wont have to hear about him on the news anymore. Why does CNN keep talking about him anyway? Is it really that important that we need to hear about him every single day? I mean, he probably wont even go to trial for another year or so, so does that mean that we will be talking about him for that long? I sure hope not.

Anyway, thats all for now.

Have a great week assholes.

Drivers Are Assholes

Tue, 28 Aug 2007 13:09:42 +0000

Hello there my fellow assholes,

I do believe I have touched on this subject before but, I say it is worth talking about again so here I go.

How many of you have been driving down the road, minding your own business when some idiot comes up behind you and tailgates you? I am certain that atleast 80 percent of you will say that this has happened. Why is it that 99 percent of these fools are WOMEN? I don't care if this bothers the females who read this because it is just a fact that women seem to be the ones who do it more often than anyone else. It makes no difference of the age of the woman either. I have been tailgated by old hags and young stupid girls. They all have some kind of death wish I swear.

Before you comment and say, "you just drive too slow", think again, I usually go a little faster than the posted speed limit and even when I'm going 80mph down the highway, THERE THEY ARE! They still do it even when they have a clear passing lane on the left! Is it because they want to be close to me cause I'm so damn charming? Yeah I know, thats not it. What reason do these assholes have for riding my bumper? Is it because women drivers just don't know how to drive? Or maybe its cause being behind the wheel of a car makes them feel powerful or something.

Now to be fair, I shall now attack all young drivers. Young drivers are about the most pathetic piles of sludge on the planet. They drive like idiots, pull out in front of you and then look at you as though you were the one who made a mistake haha. What is with all of these morons these days? Is this something that has been going on forever and I am now just seeing it? I say that the driving age should be set at 25 years old for all of our safety. I have heard some people say that the age should be 18 or 21 but that is just stupid. Why you ask? Well, at 18 years of age, these so called "adults" are still just immature children with the "adult" tag placed on them. Think about when you were 18, how mature were you? If you say that you were mature at 18 your parents must have beat the living spit out of you or your parents were nuns and priests. OR, and this is probably the case, you probably just THINK you were mature back then (or think you are for the younger readers). As for age 21, ARE YOU SERIOUS???? Let me break this one down, Uh, 21 years of age is when all of these young punk asses are legally allowed to drink. Do you honestly feel that age 21 would be a real smart idea to unleash these bastards on the roads? HELL NO. Now, with my plan at age 25, everything is worked out perfectly. By that age, they have matured a little more and, by that time, they have had enough of the drinking themselves into a stooper and they may not be as likely to drive drunk all the time. Some jackass will be thinking, "well how will these people under the age of 25 get to work?". Well, there are these things called cabs and buses for one or maybe a car pool or maybe they can get a damn bike or have one of their older co-workers come get their stupid asses. Sure, that may be a pain in the ass but ya know, I say its much better than them killing someone that I care about. Honestly, I could care less if they kill themselves but usually, it is the young idiot driver that causes other "good" people to die because they thought it would look cool to pull out in front of people.

Why is it that there are so many idiot humans out there driving around? Seriously, people die every few minutes in car crashes and you would think that we as people (assholes) could come up with some sort of plan to attack this issue harder so maybe not as many people need to die.

Maybe we should make all cars out of rubber and have the engines only go about 10 mph. Then instead of dying when we crash, we can all just giggle as if we were at the amusement park on the bumper cars. That may sound stupid but seriously, what is more stupid, bumper cars made of rubber or needless death because of the assholes who dont know how to drive? If you say I am wrong, you are just a stupid asshole.

Have a happy labor day you ass spankers and try not to run my ass off the road.

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Sex Offenders Are Assholes And Worse

Sun, 12 Aug 2007 18:40:04 +0000

Hello assholes!

I was watching CNN today and they had a story about how all of these sex offender assholes use the internet to stalk children. Of course we all know this has been going on and well, I'm sure that I'm not the only one who finds these people disgusting. They were talking about myspace and how they have taken over 29,000 sex offenders off of their site. Now listen, I think thats wonderful that they are taking these bastards off of their site but just like anything, there is no way that they caught them all and I will even go farther by saying I bet thats not even a quarter of the sex perverts on that site and others. Unfortunately, our idiot government and the asshole wimps that run it, cant seem to get this right either so I guess we are stuck having to worry about these sick perverts online attacking our children. Thanks government! You stupid assholes prove once again that you dont give a damn about anyone.

Anyway, they showed one sex offender that was on a dating site and they set him up by making a fake profile saying they (hell I dont know who they are either, I guess the press or something) were a female with two young kids. They e-mailed him and within two hours this trash sucking bastard e-mailed the "lady" back saying that he wanted to take her out for coffee or ice cream haha. I shouldnt laugh, it seems that these loser scum of the earth are now looking for single mothers with children and trying to get close to their children by dating them and then having their sick fun. This is a warning too that you should never put pictures of your children online. If you put your childrens pictures online in plain view of anyone in the outside public, YOU ARE A STUPID FRIGGIN ASSHOLE! And uh, you probably already know you are so I will just stop here.

Happy day humans and remember, Watch your kids and watch what and where they go online. It is YOUR job so DO IT D U H

Fighting Poverty In Other Countries Is For Assholes!

Wed, 20 Jun 2007 21:35:47 +0000

Oh shut up and read this whole post before you get all stupid on me.

Bono is an asshole and the reason I say this is because of something this loser said. He said something like, The American people like to help others in need overseas and they like to show other countries that we care. Now that is in no way a direct quote but its basically what the idiot said. I have a major problem with this and hopefully if youre an American, you will too.

I for one am sick and tired of seeing all of the "help the children" commercials on television. They ask us to send cash to help kids overseas who need food and that if we do, they will have food to eat and be able to get a good education. Now alone, this sounds great but how many of you understand that we here in the United States have poor people too? Do you understand that while you send money to these assholes overseas that children right in "your own backyard" may be in need of food and an education too?? It makes me absolutely sick that these "do gooders" try and get your cash and send it off to another country yet they do nothing for the kids and families right here in our country.

There are thousands of children in need right here in the USA and if you are one of these jackasses who sends cash to other countries instead of helping our people first, you are a stupid flaming ass wrangler. Some of you really need to pull your face out of your hemroid infested butt hole and think before you spend cash on people overseas. Why dont you help our people? What the hell is wrong with you?

I really hope that somebody fills me in on why they would ever spend a cent on someone overseas before they would help our own children here at home. You talk about education, yet here in the USA a large number of inner city schools are closing down because our idiot government doesnt do their job and give them what they need to run a good school. You seem to forget that in many households, there is one meal a day and not three and sometimes no meals at all because the economy is such trash that people cant find jobs OR their jobs were taken away because many companies now use cheap labor overseas instead. Do you understand that if you help other countries first you are hurting our country?

I have said this a million times but people in this country are absolute garbage. Most, (and yes I really do mean most) people(assholes) in this country are just plain stupid. Look around and you will see what I mean. Huge numbers of them are drunks and drug addicts, others are criminals and then the other 20 percent are pussies. This country is going to hell and some of you assholes have decided to send cash to needy kids in siberia or somewhere. You are stupid.

If you really care so much about helping the needy, why dont you go on down to a shelter in your city and take a good hard look at the people there. Then maybe you will understand that those people, OUR PEOPLE need that money too. If you send your money overseas you are a traitor to this country. Instead of sending just money, please do us all a favor and send yourself with it so we wont have to look at your anti-American slime bag face anymore.

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Al Sharpton is a Stupid Asshole and thats a fact

Mon, 14 May 2007 16:10:46 +0000

Oh boy, I wonder if this one will get anyone upset.

I have been holding my breath for awhile now on this asshole fruit cake but I am unable to keep my mouth shut now.

Al Sharpton is the biggest asshole I have ever seen in my life. Besides being an asshole, he is a shit head, a bastard and a big fat jerk off. This dumb ass is on CNN right now and after watching this interview, I just had to talk about this stupid dick.

Al (the bitch) Sharpton was the one who got Imus fired because of his racial jokes about some girls at a college. Al (the stupid bastard) Sharpton was just interviewd about words he used in a debate and he was quoted as saying something about the only mormon running for office doesnt believe in god so they cant win against those who do. I find that to be a pretty damn racist thing to say and its certainly no better than calling someone a "nappy ass ho" or whatever Imus said. Al (the dickless wonder child) Sharpton needs to go and shoot himself right between the eyes because he is nothing more than a stupid ass trouble maker with no brains. He is like a stupid little child who has found out that if he kicks and screams alot, he will get things for nothing.

He always talks about race and how everyone who is non-black is a racist and how we are holding the black man down and not letting him get ahead. People like Al (the ass licker) Sharpton, who use the race card for EVERYTHING are disgusting little slugs who need to go to hell on an express train. I am so sick and tired of these people saying that everything that happens to them is someone elses fault. Just because you may happen to be black, this does not mean that you will live in a ghetto and if you do live in a ghetto, dont get pissed off at white people and say its our fault, get pissed off at yourself for not getting yourself out of there. We are all humans (assholes) and we have choices and we can take action to change ourselves. You do not need alot of money or alot of knowledge to get yourself into a better situation and that is a fact. If you are unhappy, fix it with hard honest work and do whatever it takes to get yourself in a better situation.QUIT BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE YOU clueless assholes!

just for all of you assholes who think I'm a racist, no actually I'm not. WAIT, yes I am!!! I am racist against anyone who uses the race card and uses it on purpose to further their own agenda as Al (the big fat rat ass bastard boy) Sharpton does.

I am completely sick of this guy and I know I am not the only one who hates his stinking guts. I would love to see this bitch get hit by a bus and just be gone from us all because all he is, is a cartoon character. Just another fruit cake who makes no sense and will say anything he wants because he knows that if anyone says anything against him, he can just pull out the happy race card he carries in his ass and say "I'm black so you cant be mean to me".

Ok, that was my venting and now I feel much better. If you dont like this post, I dont care. Its the truth and you know it. If you say its not, youre either playing a race card yourself or you are just stupid.

Happy day!

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Real Estate Agents Are ASSHOLES

Mon, 14 May 2007 02:38:59 +0000

Hello my fellow (cough cough),

I said I would speak about this awhile back and well here we go.

Now first of all, I will say that I know that here on bloghi there are some real estate bloggers so if I piss you off, umm, who cares. I know that this will bother some of you but before you get all "pissy" with me, understand that I am just speaking the truth so dont even attempt to tell me you care about the people you sell homes for or to. Thanks!

I happen to be a home owner. I have lived in a few different homes over the years and I have used real estate agents in the past because I just figured that was how it worked. I know, I'm just a stupid asshole. Oh well, let me say this right off the bat so everyone knows where I stand (as if you care). I think real estate agents are pretty much useless. There, I said it and oh boy do I mean it. I have never once in my life met a real estate agent who was anything more than a "yes man" or uh woman. They will tell you anything you want to hear to make the sale and in almost EVERY case, that agent has no clue what they are talking about and I will prove that in this blog through my very own dealings with them.

Real estate agents (assholes) are first and foremost, sales people. I just happen to be a sales person myself and believe me I understand exactly what it means to be in sales and I know exactly what is going through the minds of sales people. There is only ONE driving factor for sales people and that is MONEY! If anyone tells you different, they are lying to you and you should pick up the nearest hard and sturdy object and bash them in the face several times until atleast one eye ball pops out of their stupid little head. Trust me, being in sales is not what one could call an exciting job so there has to be a reason people do it and that reason is and always has been money. If youre a good sales person, you can make some serious money. The bottom line with real estate agents is, they want their commision check so they can buy pretty happy things just like the rest of us assholes. They do not care about you and they do not care if your bathroom has leaks or if all of the windows in your home are broken. You see it all the time in the newspaper, "wonderful home on ten acres of land, great views of the creek in the backyard, needs a little tender love and care". They never say, "house on ten acres, cant see the creek cause of the runway and jets that fly by, roof leaks and the basement is filled with water 7 months out of the year,windows leak,toilet has possum poop in it and my dead mother lives in the attic". My point is, no matter how bad the home is, they twist the words to make it sound like an enchanted castle with happy frilly things in every room. Why? because its a sales tactic to sucker your dumb ass into buying something so they can get what? MONEY!!!

I bought a house once and unfortunately I didnt have a huge amount of money so I looked in the paper and found a nice place on a few acres. It was advertised as a nice home for a new family in a quiet country setting. Well, I went and looked at the house and in fact, when I was there it was nice and quiet and indeed it was in the country. The agent failed to mention that the house was in horrid condition and that the neighbors were hick trash bastards with a loud stereo and bad manners. Being a complete idiot, I decided to go ahead and start the buying process and had the home inspector come out and do his thing. I also had the bug guy come out to look at the structure to be certain that my home wouldnt turn into dust from termites. This "bug guy" came highly recommended buy the agent and he said "oh yeah, this guy is great". Well, I just happened to be there when this dickless wonder "bug guy" was there and I watched him as he was getting ready to crawl under the house to search for bugs. He looked under the house and then looked up and said, "Nope, no bugs" and asked me for a check. He wanted me to pay him 600 bucks for two minutes of work, without even doing any work at all. Needless to say, I didnt pay him and he was one very unhappy bug guy. The agent was really nice to me from the start and I thought he really cared. He was like my best buddy and always said "youre getting a great deal here". I thought I was really doing great and thought I would be taken care of. Well, the day came to sign the papers and I had one problem that I had to have fixed. The roof needed to be replaced and I couldnt afford that so I asked my new best buddy the agent, and he said, " You got it, I will make sure we get a new roof for you too if you sign the papers". So, I signed and guess what happened? I never heard from that rat bastard again and I was stuck with a leaky roof. He recieved his check and ran off into the sunset, probably laughing like a little girl too.

Bottom line, real estate agents dont give a damn about you and if you think they do, you are a stupid jack ass. They only want your money so they can live a better life. So the next time you go to buy a home, dont believe anything that an agent tells you. Make sure that YOU check the house out yourself and make sure that YOU check EVERYTHING in massive detail.

The only thing a real estate agent is, is a broker of deals. They have no real value other than they know what is for sale. They are not special and they are not SMART. I have never once met a real estate agent who actually had your best interests in mind and I have never met one that made me say, " oh yeah, this agent really knows something". They dont, its a fact, so deal with it.

Watch your back when dealing with these nut jobs. I promise you that atleast one will say something stupid on here and they will defend themselves against my words. Dont be fooled people (assholes) they are just talking trash cause thats what they do best.

Have a great week

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Spammers and Sleazy Advertisers are ASSHOLES >duh<

Fri, 11 May 2007 23:41:38 +0000

Hi there people,

I had no intention of writing anything here tonight but after looking at my blog comments I just had to say something.

Have you ever thought about the people online who send you spam e-mails and spam comments on blogs >COUGH

I've always learned that when running a business, you are supposed to gain a prospects trust and show them that you care about them. This helps because they then know that you are a good person and well, people like to deal with honest and good people right? These ass plugging spammers dont seem to understand that the only thing they are doing is pissing people off. Sure, they probably do get a few dumb bastards to click on their links and maybe even buy their product but, if they would go about advertising in the correct way, they could be rich! Maybe these spammers are just so broke(trailer trash) that they have no other option than to sit in their cardboard box house, under a bridge with their computer and type stupidity for all of us assholes to delete on the spot. Notice I said DELETE because if youre all like me (oh no) I dont read that garbage and if its in an e-mail, I delete it without even opening it.

From time to time I get that crap on here and its not that big of a deal but it makes me wonder what kind of stupid jerk off thinks its gonna help. They must be really desperate. I mean, I can see spammers hitting places like myspace or youtube but, MY BLOG???? haha! I have a free blog here on bloghi called "humans are assholes" and spammers think that its gonna help them? Oh boy, SEEEEEEE????? I WAS RIGHT!!!! Humans really are assholes!

Could it be that spammers are actually just people that saw something online that says, "make alot of money by doing this" ??? And now, they are trying to make it work ? WAIT!!! I just figured it out! The people who spam others are the same assholes who open spam e-mail ! Oh lord of earth and water, the spammers are actually victims of other spammers that got them started spamming! Oh happy green goblins of wonder! Its just a vicious cycle!

Ok, if youre a spammer, please chime in and tell all of us why you are such a stupid piece of shit. Also, please let us know how you got started being a stupid asshole and if you know, please let us know the name of the spammer that got you your first spamming job as I would like to thank that individual for proving my point that all humans are assholes.

You all do understand that because I wrote this, I will be attacked by a billion and one spammers looking to place ads about "penis enlargement" and "weight loss made easy" gimmicks right? Note to those assholes, my penis is just fine and I dont really need to lose any weight. And uh, for that "find a sexy date that likes sex" spammer, no thanks I'm all set.

Have a good weekend assholes(spammers)

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