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2009/10/10

Survivalists Are Assholes

@ 01:46 PM (1 month, 11 days ago)
Have you ever been on youtube and watched some of these doomsday people who say that we need to prepare for the end of the world? Well, I have been watching these fools a lot lately just to try and figure out why on earth they believe that all of these bad things are going to happen. We have been listening to doomsday jerkoffs for years and years now and nothing bad ever seems to happen.

We have all heard about the large asteroid that is supposedly going to hit us and blow us into hell, we have heard about secret government plots to take our freedoms away and we have heard about the New World Order, the supposed people who will drag you off into the night to a FEMA death camp because you are not following the rules.

These survivalist assholes continuously talk about how important that it is to prepare for these things and they tell you that you must have years of food and water stocked away so when the "evil people" come, you will be safe and not have to rely on anyone else when the bad things start to happen. Now while I tend to agree that having some extra food and water is a great idea in the case of a tornado or natural disaster, I do not see scary asshole freak soldiers coming to my home to drag my ass out of bed at 4 o'clock in the morning because I didn't brush my teeth on time.

Why exactly is it that so many people are so scared of all of these insane things? What has happened in their lives to make them feel as though the end of the world is near even though the world never seems to end? People have been saying the world is going to end since the world began and we are all still here and we are all still doing what we always do.

Could it be that some people are just so damn bored that they enjoy thinking about the world coming to an end because they would like to see some kind of change from their pathetic and boring existence?

I have also noticed something else that bothers me a little. Some of these nut jobs start off sounding really intelligent and as though they are really educated. They talk about rational things such as floods and natural disasters but then they hold up a bible and say moronic things like "Jesus is gonna come and harvest some sheep" or "god is going to punish us all for not obeying his words" and usually after this, they hold up a rifle and say something like "Peace to the Republic fellow patriots!" or some other insane garbage like that.

It just annoys the living hell out of me to hear these assholes day in and day out talking about either the world ending or how we "the patriots" need to take over the world to make it a better place. I ask all of those who feel as these whack job nut cases do, why do you sit there and talk about these things and not try to actually do anything about it? Seems like maybe you just enjoy making noise.

Peace to the Republic assholes!