Osama Is an Asshole...
How long exactly have we been looking for this prick? Why exactly can't the government ass whackers find him? These are questions I continue to ask myself. This dumb asshole, the biggest terrorist on Earth was able to kill a crap load of our people and get away with it and he still makes videos talking about how we are gonna get our asses handed to us on a plate because we are evil. Does this not bother anyone?
We have Army Rangers, Green Berets, Navy Seals, Marine Recon and the feeble CIA yet we can't find this douche bag from hell? I personally think someone made a deal with this dirty bastard and Osama is on a beach in Tampa sipping on margaritas and pinching hott chicks asses while he speaks broken English. Someone needs to do something about this fudge packing cream puff already. If he is hiding in Pakistan, well, we should blow Pakistan to hell and laugh as we do it. If he is in Saudi Arabia we need to do the same damn thing.
I was watching this stupid hick hunting show the other night. You know, the ones where a bunch of redneck hick freaks go running after wild boar and turkeys? Yeah well, these guys really enjoy what they do and hunting makes them happy. So I was sitting here and I thought of a way we can get Osama. Why not get all of these hick hunters together and offer them Osama's head so they can mount it in their hick cabins and a years worth of some hick beer of their liking. We could make neat little hunting licenses like those bumper stickers that we used to see that said "kill Osama" or "I'm an Osama Hunter". We could sell the licenses for $1000.00 a piece and use the money for our schools so that our children can get edumacated correctly and we can use some of it for health care since our health care system is about to be shoved up our asses even farther than it already is.
We can make deals with all of the middle eastern countries by telling them that these hick hunters are only there to hunt bunny rabbits or something, hell whatever it takes to get the hicks and their guns over there and in a motel. Then they will wander around the bad lands of the middle east looking for the elusive Osama. At night they will sit around camp fires drinking beer and farting a lot and at some point, they will get so annoying to the locals that they will probably point out where Osama is hiding.
I personally think this is a better option than any government plan. The idiots in our government couldn't find anything even if we paid them to. Oh wait, we do pay them. Hick hunters will be cheaper and all they require is beer and bullets. We can fit Osama hunting season after deer season because half of the deer hunters who didn't get a deer will be ultra pissed by then so they will try extra hard to get Osama.
So step aside all of you assholes in the government, let the hick hunters have a go at your miserable task.
We have Army Rangers, Green Berets, Navy Seals, Marine Recon and the feeble CIA yet we can't find this douche bag from hell? I personally think someone made a deal with this dirty bastard and Osama is on a beach in Tampa sipping on margaritas and pinching hott chicks asses while he speaks broken English. Someone needs to do something about this fudge packing cream puff already. If he is hiding in Pakistan, well, we should blow Pakistan to hell and laugh as we do it. If he is in Saudi Arabia we need to do the same damn thing.
I was watching this stupid hick hunting show the other night. You know, the ones where a bunch of redneck hick freaks go running after wild boar and turkeys? Yeah well, these guys really enjoy what they do and hunting makes them happy. So I was sitting here and I thought of a way we can get Osama. Why not get all of these hick hunters together and offer them Osama's head so they can mount it in their hick cabins and a years worth of some hick beer of their liking. We could make neat little hunting licenses like those bumper stickers that we used to see that said "kill Osama" or "I'm an Osama Hunter". We could sell the licenses for $1000.00 a piece and use the money for our schools so that our children can get edumacated correctly and we can use some of it for health care since our health care system is about to be shoved up our asses even farther than it already is.
We can make deals with all of the middle eastern countries by telling them that these hick hunters are only there to hunt bunny rabbits or something, hell whatever it takes to get the hicks and their guns over there and in a motel. Then they will wander around the bad lands of the middle east looking for the elusive Osama. At night they will sit around camp fires drinking beer and farting a lot and at some point, they will get so annoying to the locals that they will probably point out where Osama is hiding.
I personally think this is a better option than any government plan. The idiots in our government couldn't find anything even if we paid them to. Oh wait, we do pay them. Hick hunters will be cheaper and all they require is beer and bullets. We can fit Osama hunting season after deer season because half of the deer hunters who didn't get a deer will be ultra pissed by then so they will try extra hard to get Osama.
So step aside all of you assholes in the government, let the hick hunters have a go at your miserable task.
