The Makers of Extenze Are Assholes.
How many of you assholes out there have seen the "Extenze" commercials? You know, the commercials that say if you take this little wonder pill that your wanker will explode into a god like piece of man beef and all women will want to have sex with you. Well listen, I just wanted to make sure that those of you that have bought this product understand that you are true ASSHOLES!
Now I know what some of you are thinking, you are thinking that I have bought some of these pills and the only reason I'm writing a bad review is because my love staff didn't grow. Well, I wish that were true because it would be quite comical for a guy like me to be complaining about the size of my love sausage on a blog that everyone could read. Unfortunately, that's not the case. I haven't become so desperate as of this time to buy a moronic wonder pill that will make my trouser snake grow.
The main reason I decided to write about this idiotic product is because of the freaking commercials. These damn commercials are being played way too damn much and they are annoying the living snot out of me. I'm sick of seeing two middle age people talking about how they get off so much better now since they started taking the pill and how sex has become an amazing all inspiring event. Do any of you assholes actually believe that if you take a stupid ass pill that anything will actually happen? How can the human population be so incredibly stupid to believe such things? I have a feeling that it has something to do with all of the drugs and alcohol that a lot of you assholes consume. You get all sauced up and then see an Extenze commercial. Probably the one with that hot brunette with the big hooters telling you that if you take this pill, you will have a flock of 20 something hotties jumping on your lap begging you to show your meat of steel to them.
There should be a law against these types of commercials. Actually maybe instead of a law, they should have a channel on cable just for idiot products. It would be called, "hey you stupid shit human, buy this pile of bullshit and use it even though this shit doesn't work you dumb asshole".
So in closing, please understand that this Extenze product is a pile of crap. Don't be a foolish horny man thinking that your skin sword is going to grow big and strong. If you can't get your damn trout tamer up, you are just screwed. Well, ok, not screwed just out of damn luck. I guess you could always try the penis pump. I believe that commercial is on right after the extenze one.
Good luck assholes!
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Now I know what some of you are thinking, you are thinking that I have bought some of these pills and the only reason I'm writing a bad review is because my love staff didn't grow. Well, I wish that were true because it would be quite comical for a guy like me to be complaining about the size of my love sausage on a blog that everyone could read. Unfortunately, that's not the case. I haven't become so desperate as of this time to buy a moronic wonder pill that will make my trouser snake grow.
The main reason I decided to write about this idiotic product is because of the freaking commercials. These damn commercials are being played way too damn much and they are annoying the living snot out of me. I'm sick of seeing two middle age people talking about how they get off so much better now since they started taking the pill and how sex has become an amazing all inspiring event. Do any of you assholes actually believe that if you take a stupid ass pill that anything will actually happen? How can the human population be so incredibly stupid to believe such things? I have a feeling that it has something to do with all of the drugs and alcohol that a lot of you assholes consume. You get all sauced up and then see an Extenze commercial. Probably the one with that hot brunette with the big hooters telling you that if you take this pill, you will have a flock of 20 something hotties jumping on your lap begging you to show your meat of steel to them.
There should be a law against these types of commercials. Actually maybe instead of a law, they should have a channel on cable just for idiot products. It would be called, "hey you stupid shit human, buy this pile of bullshit and use it even though this shit doesn't work you dumb asshole".
So in closing, please understand that this Extenze product is a pile of crap. Don't be a foolish horny man thinking that your skin sword is going to grow big and strong. If you can't get your damn trout tamer up, you are just screwed. Well, ok, not screwed just out of damn luck. I guess you could always try the penis pump. I believe that commercial is on right after the extenze one.
Good luck assholes!
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