BigFoot Is An Asshole...
I'm sure at least some of you saw the story about bigfoot being found in Georgia. The pictures of the "beast" were shockingly real looking.... NOT!
The sick part of this story is that some people (ok, many people) actually thought that it might be the "real deal" and they were waiting for the dna results and a news conference. According to the newest information on this story, the dna results came back with the results of pig dna and human dna only. That's right, it was a fake. Now listen, I enjoy a good joke and I got a good laugh out of the whole thing but lets look at this from the other side for a moment.
There actually are people out there called "bigfoot hunters" and "bigfoot researchers" and these people take their work very seriously. In fact, one of the pictures in this story had a pretty serious bigfoot researcher in it with the two losers who allegedly found "Mr. Hairy Ass Bigfoot guy". Now wouldn't you think that this researcher would have the knowledge to understand that a big fuzzy ape suit splattered with pig guts was a fake? I mean, this guy supposedly knows everything there is to know about this ape like creature yet he couldn't tell that some ape suit in a freezer was fake? I'd love to know where this guy went to college. I am willing to guess it was probably an "online college".
Ok all I'm saying is that these guys who do this fake bigfoot stuff are only hurting the serious bigfoot researchers by making the whole "bigfoot mystery" into a large joke. Ok wait, bigfoot is already a joke and all of the people (mostly hick like persons) romping through the woods looking for a hairy man beast are a joke too but still, have a heart for the serious hairy man beast researchers who have put their whole life on the line for this creature. It's just not right to make their life work a carnival ride. Umm yeah...
Why is it that people believe this kind of crap? If bigfoot is real, why have we never found ANY evidence of them??? Bigfoot is kind of like ghosts, people swear it's true and swear they have seen it, yet they have no proof to back up their claims.
If you believe in bigfoot, please state your case and also tell me why I should believe you. Oh and also tell me if you take medication, drink lots of liquor or have been committed to an insane asylum within the last 5 years...
I've got a hunch!
The sick part of this story is that some people (ok, many people) actually thought that it might be the "real deal" and they were waiting for the dna results and a news conference. According to the newest information on this story, the dna results came back with the results of pig dna and human dna only. That's right, it was a fake. Now listen, I enjoy a good joke and I got a good laugh out of the whole thing but lets look at this from the other side for a moment.
There actually are people out there called "bigfoot hunters" and "bigfoot researchers" and these people take their work very seriously. In fact, one of the pictures in this story had a pretty serious bigfoot researcher in it with the two losers who allegedly found "Mr. Hairy Ass Bigfoot guy". Now wouldn't you think that this researcher would have the knowledge to understand that a big fuzzy ape suit splattered with pig guts was a fake? I mean, this guy supposedly knows everything there is to know about this ape like creature yet he couldn't tell that some ape suit in a freezer was fake? I'd love to know where this guy went to college. I am willing to guess it was probably an "online college".
Ok all I'm saying is that these guys who do this fake bigfoot stuff are only hurting the serious bigfoot researchers by making the whole "bigfoot mystery" into a large joke. Ok wait, bigfoot is already a joke and all of the people (mostly hick like persons) romping through the woods looking for a hairy man beast are a joke too but still, have a heart for the serious hairy man beast researchers who have put their whole life on the line for this creature. It's just not right to make their life work a carnival ride. Umm yeah...
Why is it that people believe this kind of crap? If bigfoot is real, why have we never found ANY evidence of them??? Bigfoot is kind of like ghosts, people swear it's true and swear they have seen it, yet they have no proof to back up their claims.
If you believe in bigfoot, please state your case and also tell me why I should believe you. Oh and also tell me if you take medication, drink lots of liquor or have been committed to an insane asylum within the last 5 years...
I've got a hunch!
