HUMANS ARE ASSHOLES!!!

Hello assholes!

Have you ever known one of those snobby assholes who always needed to have all of the best things and looked down on those who didn't? Well I'm sure that all of us at some point in our lives has run into one of these stupified anus wipes. They are the ones who hold their noses up high as they walk by and if you even dare to say "hello" to them, they will either give you a sarcastic grunt or they will say something wonderful like "oh hello little fella" or some other remarkable snobby ass reply. I guess having everything in life just isn't enough for some of these flaming ass maggots, they need to flaunt it as well as make rude comments about how their stuff is so much better than your stuff.

I used to hear this kind of BS when I was in grade school and little tommy (the local school house rich boy) would say that his marbles were bigger and "badder" than mine. Well he soon learned that indeed his marbles were better but my fist was faster and that ended little Tommy's long career as a marble king.


I own a boat and I have it at one of the local marinas and if you ever want to see the land of snooty ass twits and jerk offs who think that they are just amazing, stop by. Some of these assholes won't even speak to me because my boat isn't the "newest and best" in the marina. These people look at me as though I'm a second class citizen just because my boat isn't shiny and new. You really learn quickly who your real friends are because the snoots won't speak and the others just don't give a damn what kind of boat you have. The ones that don't care are obviously the cool ones.

It also seems that the snooty assholes enjoy telling people (in a loud voice so all can hear) just how they made their money. They enjoy making sure that all other humans can hear just how amazing they are. Why is it that these bitch bags act this way? I mean,if I had all of the money that they do, I certainly wouldn't waste my time putting others down, I would be busy having fun. Maybe these rich snoots just got bored with the cash and need some other past time to keep them happy. I guess walking past people like me and sticking their noses in the air is quite fun. I'd try it myself but because I don't have new shiny things, they would be on to me the minute my nose went swinging upward. I guess I just can't win with the losers.

The main point here is that it makes no difference what color, race, creed, or social standing in society you belong to, every single human on earth is capable of being a complete blithering nut sack on a stick. Even the nice people out here who don't care about my "ugly boat" will at some point become assholes. I know this because human nature dictates that all of us at some point in time, need to act like stupid ass jerks. I bet if you look into it, you will find in your DNA, a small area called ASSHOLE. You know it's true so just think back in your life and I bet you can easily remember that one time when even you turned into a raging jack ass.

Have a good weekend assholes and my boat is bigger than yours so that makes me better than you. Don't forget it.

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