It's Really Not The Chinese That Are Assholes......
Well ok, the Chinese are assholes but there is much more to it than that.
Well my fellow humans (assholes) Christmas is just about here and I'm sure you have all been to the malls and bought your little children (small assholes in training) all sorts of fun garbage and toys that go beep beep and other crap like that. Chances are extremely good that your dumb ass bought a product made in China. Well, to be fair, you would have to be a magician to NOT buy a product from China if you live in this mixed up and stupified country that we call the United States. It's a fact that 80% yes 80% of the toys on shelves in this moronic crock of crap of a country are made in China and to me that is just a large pile of doggy turd. What happened to toys being made in this country? Why is it that every damn product is made in other countries, mainly China??? Well my fellow assholes, wanna know the main reason all of our products are made in China and other idiot nations??? Well, before I tell you, please reflect on the sound of a drum roll as I tell you the main reason for this absolute moronic BS. Ok, can you hear the drums? GREAT!! The main reason for all of our toys and other products being made in other nations with lead and other wonderful chemicals that can kill us is because of our bestest buddy on earth, BILL CLINTON!!!!! That dirty asshole was the one who decided to sign some bills saying that outsourcing would be a neato idea and he thought that it would bring nations closer together if we traded with them. Well, I guess he missed the mark on that one didn't he?
How is it that so many people say that Bill Clinton was such a great president anyway? What did he do for us here in this butt sucking hell on earth bullshit festival of a country? Hmmmm, let's see, he got a blow job in the white house and he sold all of our jobs to Chinese freaks who find it funny to put lead in our toys. Three cheers for Clinton!!! Well you assholes, remember this when Hillary the man looking asshole gets a little closer to election day. Do you really want another idiot Clinton as president? This dumb bitch didn't even have the uh, balls (I bet she actually does have testicles) to leave her sick ass husband after he cheated on her slime sucking butt and now she wants to run the country?? I have a terrible feeling that she has some serious mental problems.
People blame Bush for a lot of things and sure, Bush is not exactly a rocket scientist but, he certainly didn't start the ball rolling towards all of our jobs going away. That trophy goes to dick face Clinton and I promise you that Hillary the Bimbo Bombshell will increase outsourcing and take the rest of your damn jobs away too. So I guess if you are moronic enough to vote for her stupid ass, you had better ask yourself atleast these questions. If you have children, you should ask yourself just how long you can live with them because most likely, they will either lose their job or not be able to find one and they will need to live with you for the rest of your pathetic life. They will steal your cheerios and pee on your toilet seat. NEXT, ask yourself if you are smart enough to learn how to speak Russian. This will be quite important as Russia will be invading us if Hillary becomes president not because they hate us but because Hillary is so damn annoying they will have no choice but to shut her snaggle toothed face up and the only easy way is to invade the country. Next!!! How do you like paying taxes, is this something that you enjoy? Well, put on a happy face because when (if) Hillary the communist dictator fruit nugget gets in, she is going to rob your asses and take your first born child as payment because she will need large amounts of fuel for the cargo ships that are taking your childrens jobs away. Also, you will no longer be able to eat food because it will be tainted because some jerk farmer in China let his damn buffalo crap in the corn field and everything will be contaminated with fun diseases that make your body shake rattle and roll.
Now sure, I went off on a little uh, "bash the Clintons" fest but if you don't agree with what is said above, you are a true asshole and you need to be sent to China so they can stick a bar of lead up your ass. You damn democrats are such punks it's pathetic. Just a bunch of flower children with an agenda.
Anyway, hopefully some of you smart assholes decided to not buy Chinese BS this year and I would really hope that more and more people start looking for products made in this country instead. I've said this before but obviously nobody listens or cares but, if we all started buying American made products and started telling the companies that outsource to go die, we would be in much better shape in the years to come. These asshole corporations don't give two twittle shittles about you, your children, me or my family or even your family pet. They want to sell your dumb ass anything as long as you pull out some cash. The government has no control over this, they don't give a damn either. We the people are the "consumers" and if we all react, these asshole companies who outsource will have to listen otherwise we will put their sorry asses out of business. Supply and demand can't work without DEMAND and if we shut down the demand for products made by these assholes, all that these companies will have is a large supply of bullshit with no buyers willing to buy their tainted goods from China and other asshole countries who are making a killing off of us.
Time to grow a brain people, maybe you don't get it but nobody cares about us so we need to band together as a nation and take this on or we will all be sucking lead dust and listening to Russian music soon.
Merry Christmas and may your silverware be made of good old Pittsburgh steel and not Chinese lead.
Well my fellow humans (assholes) Christmas is just about here and I'm sure you have all been to the malls and bought your little children (small assholes in training) all sorts of fun garbage and toys that go beep beep and other crap like that. Chances are extremely good that your dumb ass bought a product made in China. Well, to be fair, you would have to be a magician to NOT buy a product from China if you live in this mixed up and stupified country that we call the United States. It's a fact that 80% yes 80% of the toys on shelves in this moronic crock of crap of a country are made in China and to me that is just a large pile of doggy turd. What happened to toys being made in this country? Why is it that every damn product is made in other countries, mainly China??? Well my fellow assholes, wanna know the main reason all of our products are made in China and other idiot nations??? Well, before I tell you, please reflect on the sound of a drum roll as I tell you the main reason for this absolute moronic BS. Ok, can you hear the drums? GREAT!! The main reason for all of our toys and other products being made in other nations with lead and other wonderful chemicals that can kill us is because of our bestest buddy on earth, BILL CLINTON!!!!! That dirty asshole was the one who decided to sign some bills saying that outsourcing would be a neato idea and he thought that it would bring nations closer together if we traded with them. Well, I guess he missed the mark on that one didn't he?
How is it that so many people say that Bill Clinton was such a great president anyway? What did he do for us here in this butt sucking hell on earth bullshit festival of a country? Hmmmm, let's see, he got a blow job in the white house and he sold all of our jobs to Chinese freaks who find it funny to put lead in our toys. Three cheers for Clinton!!! Well you assholes, remember this when Hillary the man looking asshole gets a little closer to election day. Do you really want another idiot Clinton as president? This dumb bitch didn't even have the uh, balls (I bet she actually does have testicles) to leave her sick ass husband after he cheated on her slime sucking butt and now she wants to run the country?? I have a terrible feeling that she has some serious mental problems.
People blame Bush for a lot of things and sure, Bush is not exactly a rocket scientist but, he certainly didn't start the ball rolling towards all of our jobs going away. That trophy goes to dick face Clinton and I promise you that Hillary the Bimbo Bombshell will increase outsourcing and take the rest of your damn jobs away too. So I guess if you are moronic enough to vote for her stupid ass, you had better ask yourself atleast these questions. If you have children, you should ask yourself just how long you can live with them because most likely, they will either lose their job or not be able to find one and they will need to live with you for the rest of your pathetic life. They will steal your cheerios and pee on your toilet seat. NEXT, ask yourself if you are smart enough to learn how to speak Russian. This will be quite important as Russia will be invading us if Hillary becomes president not because they hate us but because Hillary is so damn annoying they will have no choice but to shut her snaggle toothed face up and the only easy way is to invade the country. Next!!! How do you like paying taxes, is this something that you enjoy? Well, put on a happy face because when (if) Hillary the communist dictator fruit nugget gets in, she is going to rob your asses and take your first born child as payment because she will need large amounts of fuel for the cargo ships that are taking your childrens jobs away. Also, you will no longer be able to eat food because it will be tainted because some jerk farmer in China let his damn buffalo crap in the corn field and everything will be contaminated with fun diseases that make your body shake rattle and roll.
Now sure, I went off on a little uh, "bash the Clintons" fest but if you don't agree with what is said above, you are a true asshole and you need to be sent to China so they can stick a bar of lead up your ass. You damn democrats are such punks it's pathetic. Just a bunch of flower children with an agenda.
Anyway, hopefully some of you smart assholes decided to not buy Chinese BS this year and I would really hope that more and more people start looking for products made in this country instead. I've said this before but obviously nobody listens or cares but, if we all started buying American made products and started telling the companies that outsource to go die, we would be in much better shape in the years to come. These asshole corporations don't give two twittle shittles about you, your children, me or my family or even your family pet. They want to sell your dumb ass anything as long as you pull out some cash. The government has no control over this, they don't give a damn either. We the people are the "consumers" and if we all react, these asshole companies who outsource will have to listen otherwise we will put their sorry asses out of business. Supply and demand can't work without DEMAND and if we shut down the demand for products made by these assholes, all that these companies will have is a large supply of bullshit with no buyers willing to buy their tainted goods from China and other asshole countries who are making a killing off of us.
Time to grow a brain people, maybe you don't get it but nobody cares about us so we need to band together as a nation and take this on or we will all be sucking lead dust and listening to Russian music soon.
Merry Christmas and may your silverware be made of good old Pittsburgh steel and not Chinese lead.
