Spammers and Sleazy Advertisers are ASSHOLES >duh<
Hi there people,
I had no intention of writing anything here tonight but after looking at my blog comments I just had to say something.
Have you ever thought about the people online who send you spam e-mails and spam comments on blogs >COUGH<? Well, I have to say that in my opinion, they are about the most pathetic little bitches online these days. Do these assholes really believe that by spamming us through e-mails and or, other means that they are going to gain business? If you are the type of person who clicks on spam links, you need to shove yourself in a small muddy hole and pull some dirt over your head and breathe in some worms. Seriously, if you are that stupid, you should really just kill yourself in a really painful way.
I've always learned that when running a business, you are supposed to gain a prospects trust and show them that you care about them. This helps because they then know that you are a good person and well, people like to deal with honest and good people right? These ass plugging spammers dont seem to understand that the only thing they are doing is pissing people off. Sure, they probably do get a few dumb bastards to click on their links and maybe even buy their product but, if they would go about advertising in the correct way, they could be rich! Maybe these spammers are just so broke(trailer trash) that they have no other option than to sit in their cardboard box house, under a bridge with their computer and type stupidity for all of us assholes to delete on the spot. Notice I said DELETE because if youre all like me (oh no) I dont read that garbage and if its in an e-mail, I delete it without even opening it.
From time to time I get that crap on here and its not that big of a deal but it makes me wonder what kind of stupid jerk off thinks its gonna help. They must be really desperate. I mean, I can see spammers hitting places like myspace or youtube but, MY BLOG???? haha! I have a free blog here on bloghi called "humans are assholes" and spammers think that its gonna help them? Oh boy, SEEEEEEE????? I WAS RIGHT!!!! Humans really are assholes!
Could it be that spammers are actually just people that saw something online that says, "make alot of money by doing this" ??? And now, they are trying to make it work ? WAIT!!! I just figured it out! The people who spam others are the same assholes who open spam e-mail ! Oh lord of earth and water, the spammers are actually victims of other spammers that got them started spamming! Oh happy green goblins of wonder! Its just a vicious cycle!
Ok, if youre a spammer, please chime in and tell all of us why you are such a stupid piece of shit. Also, please let us know how you got started being a stupid asshole and if you know, please let us know the name of the spammer that got you your first spamming job as I would like to thank that individual for proving my point that all humans are assholes.
You all do understand that because I wrote this, I will be attacked by a billion and one spammers looking to place ads about "penis enlargement" and "weight loss made easy" gimmicks right? Note to those assholes, my penis is just fine and I dont really need to lose any weight. And uh, for that "find a sexy date that likes sex" spammer, no thanks I'm all set.
Have a good weekend assholes(spammers)
