NASCAR Is For Assholes
I swear I have a death wish or something cause this one should piss someone off .
Ok, first of all I am going to say that this post reflects my opinion of Nascar so if you dont like it, sue me or something but as with all of my blog posts, I am just being as honest as I can be. I know this stupid "sport" is extremely popular but honestly, can you really call Nascar a sport? I dont think so.
When I think about Nascar, the first things that come to mind are rednecks and beer. I happen to think rednecks and hicks are losers so I guess that is one reason I hate Nascar. Someone tell me why its so interesting to watch a bunch of cars going around a race track over and over and over again. I'm telling you, this right here should show more proof that I am right by saying that all humans are ASSHOLES. I have never once in my life found anything more stupified than this so called "sport" of Nascar and the humans (assholes) who watch it. Most people call these types "white trash" and I tend to agree that nearly all of the people watching this "non sport" are either trash or are members of a family that has only one branch going straight up. If youre a country bumkin that finds my words harsh, well, kiss it cause I'm right and you are an asshole.
Nascar has become the most popular sport watched in this country and to me, I find this quite scary as it shows a trend towards stupidity. People(assholes) call the act of driving a car around a track a "sport" yet there is no actual physical activity involved. Ok, now before you get stupid, I will say that yes, it is stressful because of G-force and I'm sure that their arms get tired but come on you jerks, you can be a 500 pound ape and drive a car around a track if you learn how to slide and not spin. Do not tell me that nascar assholes are athletes because I have never once known of an athlete whos main diet is beer and hot wings.
Why is it that almost every Nascar fan is a country bumkin anyway? Did you ever notice how many of them say "yee hawww" and talk with a southern twang? Maybe I just dont get it and maybe there is some magical thing about race cars and gasoline. I think Nascar is the most retarded "non-sport" ever invented by some fruit cake ever. I tend to believe that many of you disagree with me and honestly, I dont really care cause I probably wouldnt associate with you anyway so its no skin off my nose.
Ok, well this is a short one cause I just wanted to vent a little about the most stupid "non-sport" on the planet, Nascar. I think it should be called asscar because all of you who like it are ASSHOLES



