New Years Resolutions Are For Assholes
Helloooo Assholes,
Why is it that humans (assholes) make new years resolutions anyway? Nobody ever follows through with them for one and most of them are so stupid that just making one makes you look like a complete idiot. The one that I always hear people say they are gonna do is the "quit smoking" one. Honestly, do you need the "new year" to quit smoking? Nope. You can do it at any time of the year. Also, why is it that everyone drinks themselves into a snotty little pulp on new years anyway? I always thought that the new year was supposed to be a "NEW DAY" a "NEW WAY" and a better time for all. Well, how does one expect to have a better year when they start January 1st with a blood pounding snot draining hang over? I swear that people use these stupid ass holidays as an excuse to be complete blithering idiots. Have you ever heard some asshole say, "oh come on, its new years eve, everyone will be getting their drink on". If you know people and have spoken the english language for a year or so, you have most definately heard some idiot say something along those lines for one or more of the holidays we celebrate.
Well, I'm sorry that I havent done my homework here but, I would love to know the percentage of people who make new years resolutions as well as the percentage of those assholes who actually follow through with said resolution. I will bet that 90 percent of the moronic sludge monsters that make one, dont keep it. Its human nature for people to say one thing then do another at the drop of a hat cause humans are dorko-fied morons and they cant stick to their guns and do the right thing. As I write this, its January 8th. I wonder how many of you have already lost the momentum on your resolutions. Are any of you willing to be honest and tell the truth and just say you blew it? probably not.
Here is an idea. How about instead of making stupid promises and stupid resolutions to make a change,why dont we all just do things that are good for us and not do any of the bad such as, drinking,smoking,drugs,unprotected sex etc... Ya know, it would be alot easier on some of you morons if you would just live a clean life anyway. You wouldnt have to make excuses and promise things to people and then the worst part, you wouldnt have to look those same people in the face once you screwed up and look like a complete bastard. Life would be wonderful haha. Umm, I know, I am living in a fairy tale land now. Oh well, it is a nice thought to me anyway.
Since everyone else and their uncle are making resolutions, to not feel left out, I shall make one too. My resolution is to keep making fun of asshole humans cause well, first of all its really really fun and secondly, there are soooo many assholes around that I have a never ending supply of content for this blog. Its absolutely perfect.
Anyway, I hope you all had a good new year and I hope you all have a great 2007. I'm sure that some of you will be reading about yourselves in this blog this year as I know for a fact that atleast a few of you are really massive assholes haha. Sorry, I'm just being honest. 
