Election Signs Are For Assholes
Well, its over humans!
Finally this stupid election is done and all of the idiots are in their offices to make this country a comic strip once again. There is something sick about how we have no real choices anymore. No matter which party you prefer, each and every one of the candidates is a complete bastard.
Ok, on to the main topic of this damn post. Have any of you assholes noticed all of the election signs around? This election was probably one of the worst I've seen in a long time for these signs and it is an absolute disgrace. These signs are stuck in every part of the earth it seems and its not just one sign per candidate that you see in a lawn either, its 50 of them in one place and they are all the same sign for the same candidate. Does this really make people vote for someone? I personally wont vote for any asshole candidate that allows his team to litter the world with his or her signs. Its such a pathetic and child like tactic. It takes me back to when I ran for high school office and we passed out stupid little stickers and wore them on our clothing. You damn politicians need to just go to hell and die seriously. !
Another problem here is now that the election is over, these signs are still up. These jerk offs that sped along on Monday night to put them up will now take four years to take them down and we will be stuck looking at that crap. There should be a law that says anyone placing these signs will be stuffed in the exhaust system of a large machine and left to die a slow and brutal death. I would love to see the types of people who put these signs in people's lawns. I bet they dress up like ninjas and drive around in a 1972 dodge dart in the weeeeee hours of the morning. I also bet that they giggle alot as though they were really smart and cool for doing such a stupid task for such a stupid politician. What kind of stupid asshole would want to do this job anyway? Is that something you would actually want an employer to know about? I have a feeling that most of these bastard sign ninjas arent paid at all, they are probably just dumb hicks with nothing better to do anyway.
I just thought of a new law. From this day forward, each candidate will have to stuff every sign found up their ass the day after the election. This will probably lower the sign count and if it doesnt, we will know which candidates like it up the ass. What? politicians have been serving bullshit up our asses for years, maybe its time they take some of their own medicine. 
