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2006/9/11

Outsourcing Is For Assholes

@ 03:53 AM (38 months, 29 days ago)

Hi People,

I was looking through a catalog the other day and began to become a touch amused by what I found. This catalog is a good one and I shop through it quite a bit. Anyway, in the descriptions of their products, they always tell you if its either imported or if its made in the USA. Well, since I had nothing to do and since I was bored as hell, I decided to count how many products in this catalog were made in the USA. I'm sure you can guess where this is going so I'll just get right to it. This catalog has 74 pages of products and I will guess that each page has about 10 items on it. Can you guess how many products were made in this country??? Well, my fuzzy lovable little assholes, the total count of US products in this catalog was, 14!!! I dont know about you but this pisses me off a little and makes me wonder why we even buy products from catalogs like this. Now listen, before you say anything stupid, (which many of you do) I admit that I am guilty as sin of buying this stuff too. But, after doing my little "survey" of this situation, I will no longer be buying garbage made in different countries. Now I know, you are probably saying that its not possible to buy only products made in the USA. Well, let me just say I am going to really try and buy products that are made right here.

Every single thing that I write about in this blog comes right down to the same thing everytime. What you ask? Well, it all comes down to the fact that humans are assholes and they are screwing our world to hell in a hand basket. The government had the bright idea to allow outsourcing of US jobs and now we have no money,jobs,hope,retirement plan etc... Now, all of the people overseas are making all the cash while we sit here with our thumbs up our asses wondering what the hell went wrong.

Its OUR fault that our jobs are now in some remote hell somewhere overseas because we "hired" the idiot assholes who run the country. These bastards dont care about jobs and our comfort. They only care about themselves and because they get a fat check from the government, they have no reason to help in any way. Its the way it is and its a fact of life that I personally dont find very nice at all.

I know that nobody will listen to me cause I'm just an asshole like you. BUT, atleast give this a thought before you blow it off as some idiot with a blog making no sense. First of all, fire the assholes in the government. Yes I know thats not easy. Second, buy only products made in this country so that the money stays here and doesnt end up on some stupid little island full of people who dont even speak english. If we all start buying American products, maybe some of the small business owners in this country will keep their jobs here instead of sending them away because they will understand that if they do, people wont buy their products anymore.

Does it not piss you off that many large American companies dont even make the product that they put their name on? It bothers me to no end. I know that its cheaper to pay idiots overseas to make products but in the long run its just going to backfire on us and we will be screwed! Hell, we already are! Look how many people have lost their jobs because of this already. Its not going to stop until we as citizens start sending a clear message to business owners (not the government) that we only want US made products.

I think if business owners know that their companies will go under, our jobs may start coming back here again. OH! before you say I am wrong and its not as bad as I paint it to be, take a second to look at the tag on your shirt. Tell me where it was made. There, I win.

Help bring our jobs home assholes!cool

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