HUMANS ARE ASSHOLES!!!

Are All Humans Assholes? Are Humans Born Assholes? Are You A Human? Can You Not Be An Asshole? Read Below To Find Out.

2006/9/21

Child Abusers Are Assholes

@ 12:57 AM (38 months, 3 days ago)

Hi humans,

I know, the title doesnt quite say just how disgusting child abusers really are. I guess a better way of describing them would be, dirty little bastardized idiots with an inadequate brain capacity to know right from wrong. Or to shorten it, SCUM.

Why exactly do people abuse children? What reason or reasons do they have for punching a small child? I cant think of a single reason and if anyone tells me that its ok to "HURT" your child, you need to be shot. Lets get this straight right now, spanking your child for being bad is one thing and in some cases, that is the only way to get a point across. I think more parents should spank their children because kids are just bad these days. They have no respect for anyone or anything BUT, with that said, there is a fine line between spanking and beating your children. If you cross that line, you should be stuffed in a tin can and shoved in a cows ass. Some adults(assholes) seem to have a power complex and they feel that they must dictate every move their child makes and if that child doesnt do what the parent says, WHAMO! they get beat. I guess I cant just say parents(assholes) are the only ones who take advantage of children. I imagine we all have seen the nanny videos where the parents place a hidden camera in their home and we see the nanny beating the child senseless. These kinds of things make me sick and if I had children, I would N E V E R hire someone to take care of him or her. Why would anyone hire a stranger to take care of their child??? This has to be the biggest mistake I have ever seen parents make. I know the reasons why but, if you have a small child, there should be a parent at home. I know you all lead busy lives and have jobs and need to pay bills yada yada BUT, what is more important than your own child? NOTHING!!!!!! Your J O B should be raising your child so that he/she will be safe and grow up in a way that will be good for everyone.

I read a book a long time ago about child abuse. I am sorry I dont remember the name but it was such a heart breaking story about how this little child was basically locked in a closet for its short life and the mothers boyfriend beat the child and the mother did nothing to stop it. At one point they talked about how they fed the child soap because he/she was being bad. And unfortunately, the child died because its body just gave up after all of this abuse. They also said that most child abuse is commited by a family member. I find this absolutely insane because, first of all, why would anyone hurt a child, and second, why would anyone hurt their very own flesh and blood? It amazes me how disgusting people are. Its almost like the caveman instinct to be violent and barbaric sneaks out sometimes and thats when this kind of stuff happens. The reason I brought up that story is cause it made me think about "regular" non-abusive parents. There seems to be a trend atleast in this country where the parents have a child and then they ignore them because they have to work or they still want to party or something stupid like that. Its almost like even good parents are in a way, putting their children in a closet too. Its almost as if they think that their children will be fine even though the parents arent around as much as they should be. I really feel this is a big mistake.

We always hear that children are our future and its actually a perfectly true statement. But how can the children of today lead us tomorrow if we teach them that they arent important and that we dont care? We need tougher laws in this country for child rapists and all the other idiots out there. There should be one universal punishment for anyone who hurts or kidnapps a child. That punishment should be immediate death.

Have a good day assholes.      

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2006/9/16

Bounty Hunters Are Assholes

@ 11:55 AM (38 months, 7 days ago)

Hi People,

Dog the bounty hunter made bail haha. I guess thats why I'm writing this post.

Bounty hunters or as some like to call them, "recovery agents", are idiots. They are the lowest life form on the criminal justice playing field and are basically "wanna be" cops. They are not professional people and in many cases, they are just as bad as the people they are "hunting". They are kind of like security guards but they dont have the brain activity that security guards have. Now listen, I think security guards are dorks too but atleast they are doing an honest job and if thats what makes them happy then so be it. Bounty hunters on the other hand are not honest or law abiding people. I actually know a couple of these guys personally and even though they are fun people, they are so not law abiding people haha. I would not trust them as far as I can spit with anything important.

Bounty hunters seem to think that they are tough studs who can get away with anything and usually thats what gets them in trouble in the end. They forget that they have no special rights and they usually cross the line at some point in their pathetic career and end up on the wrong side of the law.

Bounty hunters are assholes. 

2006/9/12

Humans Are Evil Jealous Assholes

@ 08:57 PM (38 months, 11 days ago)

Hello Assholes,

Human nature is a pathetic thing. Even though good people(assholes) have some good traits, there is always an asshole lurking just below where you cant see it. Its just waiting there to bite your stupid ass and its just waiting to pull you in close and then push you away. Humans, are status seekers and most are jealous fools. Human nature seems to dictate that the one who cries and screams and complains the most will be the winner in the end. Its a sad thing when these loser humans who cry and squeal and lie get ahead and good humans who are just here doing their best get pushed into a gutter.

Why is it that people (assholes) feel that to get on top of their game, they need to push everyone else down and try to make themselves look better and seem cooler than the rest? To me, this seems quite child like and I want no part of that behavior in my life. People really want to be recognized and when they arent recognized as they wish to be, they make things up, get dramatic, and yes, they act like little bitch bags. Its kinda like a child pouting until he gets his way. They wont stop until someone says something or does something that will ease the idiots mind and make them feel like they have been recognized.

Its just sick that some humans have such a pathetic life that they feel the need to mislead and distract others when all they want is to get something for nothing. I personally believe that most people below the age of 30 are probably all like this. Its because they are young and stupid yet they think they know it all.

Humans are really friggin stupid. Are you one of them? Assholesrolleyes

2006/9/11

Outsourcing Is For Assholes

@ 03:53 AM (38 months, 13 days ago)

Hi People,

I was looking through a catalog the other day and began to become a touch amused by what I found. This catalog is a good one and I shop through it quite a bit. Anyway, in the descriptions of their products, they always tell you if its either imported or if its made in the USA. Well, since I had nothing to do and since I was bored as hell, I decided to count how many products in this catalog were made in the USA. I'm sure you can guess where this is going so I'll just get right to it. This catalog has 74 pages of products and I will guess that each page has about 10 items on it. Can you guess how many products were made in this country??? Well, my fuzzy lovable little assholes, the total count of US products in this catalog was, 14!!! I dont know about you but this pisses me off a little and makes me wonder why we even buy products from catalogs like this. Now listen, before you say anything stupid, (which many of you do) I admit that I am guilty as sin of buying this stuff too. But, after doing my little "survey" of this situation, I will no longer be buying garbage made in different countries. Now I know, you are probably saying that its not possible to buy only products made in the USA. Well, let me just say I am going to really try and buy products that are made right here.

Every single thing that I write about in this blog comes right down to the same thing everytime. What you ask? Well, it all comes down to the fact that humans are assholes and they are screwing our world to hell in a hand basket. The government had the bright idea to allow outsourcing of US jobs and now we have no money,jobs,hope,retirement plan etc... Now, all of the people overseas are making all the cash while we sit here with our thumbs up our asses wondering what the hell went wrong.

Its OUR fault that our jobs are now in some remote hell somewhere overseas because we "hired" the idiot assholes who run the country. These bastards dont care about jobs and our comfort. They only care about themselves and because they get a fat check from the government, they have no reason to help in any way. Its the way it is and its a fact of life that I personally dont find very nice at all.

I know that nobody will listen to me cause I'm just an asshole like you. BUT, atleast give this a thought before you blow it off as some idiot with a blog making no sense. First of all, fire the assholes in the government. Yes I know thats not easy. Second, buy only products made in this country so that the money stays here and doesnt end up on some stupid little island full of people who dont even speak english. If we all start buying American products, maybe some of the small business owners in this country will keep their jobs here instead of sending them away because they will understand that if they do, people wont buy their products anymore.

Does it not piss you off that many large American companies dont even make the product that they put their name on? It bothers me to no end. I know that its cheaper to pay idiots overseas to make products but in the long run its just going to backfire on us and we will be screwed! Hell, we already are! Look how many people have lost their jobs because of this already. Its not going to stop until we as citizens start sending a clear message to business owners (not the government) that we only want US made products.

I think if business owners know that their companies will go under, our jobs may start coming back here again. OH! before you say I am wrong and its not as bad as I paint it to be, take a second to look at the tag on your shirt. Tell me where it was made. There, I win.

Help bring our jobs home assholes!cool

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2006/9/1

Freedom Of Speech Is For Everyone, Even Assholes

@ 04:52 PM (38 months, 22 days ago)

Hi humans

Why is it that there are some people(assholes) in this country who do nothing but try to take away our rights? Also, why are they trying to do so anyway? Some idiot will say that they are doing it cause its better for all of us and that things will be better once certain rights have been taken away. If you are one of the people who follow that logic, I would love to see you in a dark alley so I could stab you over and over again with a blunt stick.

There are so many "do gooders" in this country who are so "out in left field" its pathetic. They tramp around thinking they are doing good when in reality all they are doing is pissing everyone off. I really believe that these people are the most tragic idiots to ever breath air. These are the same assholes who will tell you that you shouldnt punish your children if they have been bad. I'm sure you have seen people like this in the local supermarket right? I knew a person like this and she was about the most annoying cuss I have ever had the uh, pleasure of knowing>cough<.

Freedom of speech is a great thing isnt it? I like it and I prefer that nobody ever tell me that I cant say what I want. If the day comes when the government tries to sensor me, that will be the day that I join a militia and turn into a mean and radical person. Seriously, do we want this country to become like Russia used to be(still is that way dont be fooled)? I would hope that most of you would like to keep that right. And remember, its OUR RIGHT! Anybody who finds that it isnt our right should be shot in the head and sent to a communist country, then stuffed in a mass grave with a head stone that reads, TRAITOR!

If you read my blog at all you will see a post where I talked about how I think parents in this country suck and dont know how to be good parents at all. The reason I bring this up is because there are some bastards out there who say that we shouldnt be able to say certain things cause children might see it. Well, first of all, if you dont want your children seeing something, DONT FRIGGIN LET THEM LOOK AT IT! Instead of trying to bring down the whole world, be a parent and watch what your kids do and be there to set rules and regulations for them. Its your damn job to not allow your children to do certain things not OURS! So, instead of crying your stupid ass off about all of these bad things online and all of these bad movies at the theater, why dont you as a parent get your head out of your ass and take charge of your children and not let them see these things that you find so offensive. Just because you dont like something, that doesnt mean youre right. In fact, if you dont like certain blogs or movies or whatever, why in hell are you looking at them? You do have a choice you stupid idiots! Nobody is forcing you to watch movies or tv or anything online. Its your own damn problem and you should just quit looking if you dont like it.

I just remembered another blog I did a long time ago haha. One of the lines that I wrote said something about how people always stick their shit filled noses in everyone elses business. Well thats exactly what some people seem to be doing with this subject on freedom of speech. They just cant seem to get out of everyone elses business. I would hate to see how they take care of their children. They spend so much time poking their shit filled noses into everyone elses affairs that they probably dont even pay attention to their own family at all. Maybe thats why they feel so strongly about screwing up everyone elses freedom, they are so upset at being failures that they need some form of gratification.

Ok, I guess thats about all. I just needed to blow off some steam haha. Oh hey you dirty bastards, its this blogs one year mark today. I expect presents and a big party so get to it already.

ASSHOLES are human!eusa_dance