HUMANS ARE ASSHOLES!!!

Humans,

I am so sick and tired of movie stars who think that they are something special just because they make uh, movies. I guess its always been this way and I would be a fool if I didnt recognize that the main reason that movie stars(assholes) feel this way is because of normal assholes like you and me who buy tickets to their movies and start fan clubs and other garbage that makes me want to gag and spit chunks outta my nose.

I was watching the news the other day, and some jerk news person was asking a movie star what their opinion was on world events. The first thing that I thought was, why in hell does anyone care what this asshole "star" thinks about anything and does it make any difference at all? Just because this person is a movie star does that mean that they have some brilliant insight into world affairs? I think not. Some of these idiots feel that since they are well known that it matters what they think.

Oliver Stone just came out with this new world trade center movie and the population seems split on if it was a good idea to unveil it so soon after it happened. I for one find it disgusting that this fat ass punk decided to make the movie at all. I'm not upset about what the movie itself stands for and I praise the men and women in our emergency services for their bravery and loss. The reason I am so pissed about it is that I dont think that mr. Oliver Stone was making this movie to praise the bravery and outstanding human(asshole) nature that we have in this country, I think the prick made the movie for one reason and one reason only, MONEY! Thats right, he did it cause he knew that people would pay an arm and a leg to go see it and thats exactly what many of you did. So as you say that the movie was amazing and it really captured the pride and bravery of our people, dick face oliver is at home in his 900 room cottage sipping fine wine and laughing about how stupid everyone is for making his bank account rise to an insane level of riches. I'm sure that some of you bone heads will say that he did it because he really cares about all the people who died that day. If you are one of those people, you need to take a nap, a dirt nap. Dont be so damn stupid.

Another story that has been everywhere is the Mel Gibson(asshole) story. WHY? Who the hell cares that this bitch has a drinking problem and he said a bunch of racial slurs to the police? I sure dont care. In fact, I'll bet many of you assholes go to the bar all the time and get all screwed up and say all sorts of stupid things too. I also bet that many of you slime bags still drive drunk even though you should know better. I find it relatively hilarious that this made the news because people do this every day in this country and you never hear about it. Just because snuggle nuggets, Mel is a movie star, he gets a bunch of press like he is some sort of hero. Sure most of the press was bad but dildo head still was top news on CNN and other news groups.

Movie stars make lots of money and this is another thing I find amazing. Think about this for a second seriously. What other job do you know of that will pay you millions of dollars to PRETEND to be something youre not? NONE! Its incredible! Why do fictional characters get paid so much money to PRETEND to be cops and firemen and our real heros, the real cops and firemen dont get paid crap? Its stupid and so are movie stars. Some of these asshole movie stars actually pick up their fictional character in real life. Sometimes they think because they played a bad ass in a movie that now they really are a bad ass. I'm sure this gets some of them in trouble because once they find themselves in a fight, they figure out quite quickly that they are still puffy little wussies. An example of this is Justin Timberlake. Now I know, this puppy dog is a singer but same difference. He was on that show called Punked and when the shit hit the fan and he was really worried, what do you think this pamper wearing fruit loop did? He called his MOMMY! haha. How pathetic is that?

Another funny thing that I've seen lately is older "has been" movie stars and musicians doing commercials on television. This has to be the best thing in the world to see for me. I really enjoy seeing these assholes squirming around on a slimy commercial trying to make a little cash. Remember the bionic woman? Now she does inflatable bed commercials haha. What about little Richard? That freak of nature is on a Geico commercial. Oh wait, so is that Charo lady haha. Tom Bosely, from happy days, he is the spokesman for SMC a mail order company. Oh that makes me smile. I hope that all movie stars and musicians understand that at some point in their "pretend" career, they will become obsolete and be stuck doing vegi-matic commercials.

Movie stars, quit acting like you are something special. Sure you have lots of cash and you can blame the normal people(assholes) out here for that but dont think that you are smart or that your ideas matter anymore than anyone elses cause well, they dont. You are just like everyone else on this stupid rock and you all will end up in the same place too. You will end up in a hole,in a box, with worms and other happy critters eating your flesh. Quit acting special cause all you do for a living is make believe. You pretend to be the great things that normal people already are for real.

Movie stars? Naaa, fake assholes.