HUMANS ARE ASSHOLES!!!

Hello My happy asses!

I know the title is relatively stupid but I also know that some of you assholes are pretty stupid so I figured I would make it clear that criminals are indeed assholes.

First of all, before I talk about the stupid asshole criminals, I would like to talk about the tree hugging,anti-war,anti-gun,peace and love assholes. These idiots are the reason why criminals enjoy breaking into your house and murdering you in the middle of the night. Why you ask? Well, the "tree huggers", (thats what we will call them) are the ones who have decided that we the people of the USA dont need to have the right to defend ourselves. They are the ones who are afraid of guns cause they look "scary". They are also the ones who push legislation to ban certain types of weapons so the "GOOD" people(assholes) of this country cant have them.

Let me ask you a simple question. Who in this country breaks the law? Ok, if you cant answer this question you are a blithering moronic dumb bastard and you need to be smashed by a very heavy object twice. The answer to this question, is CRIMINALS. Most of us humans(assholes) dont break the law, its the "bad" people who do it. I'm not talking about running a red light or speeding you dirty bastards, I'm talking about REAL crime such as murder,rape,robbery etc. Do you believe that gun laws are going to stop these criminals from getting the weapons that we as good citizens arent allowed to have? Bullshit! They will get whatever they want at any time they want cause laws dont mean anything to them. So, when at 3am some big bitch of a criminal comes in your home with an uzi and four grenades, you will be stuck defending your home with grandpa's old 38 caliber six gun. Its just not fair that the good people of this country are screwed when the criminals can get whatever they want.

Now listen, I know the gun ban is over but I also know that it will soon be on the books again once some dirty politician gets the idea that this will get him in office. Its just the way it is and its what is gonna happen. Now I personally own lots of wonderful guns and I am no gun nut freak and I have never once robbed a bank or shot someone that uh, didnt need to be shot. I started buying them as a hobby cause I enjoy shooting. I dont even hunt anymore for gods sake! Why should I not be able to buy any damn semi-auto weapon that I want to? People have said that certain weapons are made specifically to kill PEOPLE and this is true, BUT, most humans(assholes) in this country dont kill people so its not a problem! I own many rifles that carry more than 40 rounds of ammunition yet I havent killed anyone with them. The main point I think is that, as I said before, the criminals are still going to get them so the killing with these types of weapons is not going away. Making it illegal for "law abiding" citizens to own these weapons is a mistake.

Criminals are losers as we all know. They dont care about anything and they will do just about anything to get what they want. Shouldnt we have the right to defend ourselves with weapons atleast as good as those that the criminals are able to aquire? The answer is yes. These laws are screwed and again, this shows just how stupid our government is. They obviously arent looking out for the good people of this country and I'm sure they have some kind of reason for this. There must be some kind of worry in the government that if we the people have good weapons, we may rise up against the government or something. Well, thats a pile of bullcrap and they must know that. If thats not the reason then what is it? Am I the only one who feels like we are being stripped of our rights and giving the criminals the upper hand? I sure hope not.

Now I'm sure that some idiot tree hugging, gun hating morons will read this and they will completely disagree and say that the guns are bad and that we shouldnt be able to have them yada yada yada. I will say to them now that I hope they are the first ones to die when a criminal with a banned weapon breaks into their home and slaughters them cause they didnt have the same tools to defend themselves. Maybe then, some of you assholes will understand that we deserve and have earned the right to have these weapons so that when or if criminal scum break into our homes, we will be able to kill them before they kill our family. OR, atleast have the same chance as them because we have the same weapons they will be using.

For the people who live in California, I think your laws are pathetic trash and your gun laws suck it. Your local government is a pile of garbage and they are about the most moronic fools I have ever heard of. I am so sorry you have to live with what they put you through haha. That would suck! Oh boy, I sure hope that some jerk from CA. doesnt say that they think its good that they cant even have certain knives in their state haha. sheesh!

I personally think that all tree hugging anti gun lovers should just shoot themselves. Umm? oh wait, they would never do that cause guns are scary ooohhhh!

Hi Assholes,

Ok, I know I'm a couple days late and a few dollars short here but I am gonna talk about this stupid ass cease fire bull crap even though my blood is about to boil and my head is about to erupt like a friggin volcano.

I've said in previous posts that we as Americans have become wimpy little turd bags and now it looks like I need to include everyone in the whole freaking world. The only assholes who seem to not be wimpy bastards are the terror groups because atleast they are willing to kill people. Now shut your faces cause I hate the terrorists more than you may know so NO, I am not giving them any credit. Terrorists are still wimpy turd bags cause they are too afraid to actually face a REAL Army and fight like men on the fields of battle. Oh, dont forget that all that terror groups know how to do is kill innocent people(assholes) too.

Alright, lets get back on track to the theme of this post. Israel and Lebanon. The recent cease fire that happened Sunday at 1am EST is about the most pathetic thing that has happened in recent history. Everyone knows(damn it I hope everyone knows) that hezballofshit has no intention of disarming and they also are not going to let the two soldiers go. WHY on earth would anyone believe that they would actually do such things? They are a terror group people! I find it amazing that the news programs keep saying that hezbollah has agreed to the terms of the cease fire. WHO cares what they agree too? They are not a REAL Army and they dont even have a REAL country of their own. They are nothing more than a large group of bastards who enjoy killing innocent people! These idiots in hezbollahcrap need to all die and Israel knows it too. They are not worth the piss they pee and the crap they poop.

I really believe that Israel knows what they are doing and I say this because Israel is a smart and tough country. They know whats going on around that region and I believe that they also know that the cease fire will be ending very shortly. The reason Israel is going along with the cease fire is because they want to show the WIMPY ASS WORLD that they are able to show restraint. Hopefully when the bombs and missles start flying again, people will understand that Israel is perfectly justified in blowing the piss outta everyone in Lebanon. If people disagree with that, why dont you tell Lebanon to get some balls and take their country back from the terrorists. The government of Lebanon is a pathetic pile of wimp asses who cant pick their noses without the ok from hezbollah.

People say that Israel has killed many innocent people in Lebanon and I find this a stupid ass thing to say. Sure they have killed many innocent people but WHO CARES!!!!! This is a joke and I'll tell you right now that in WW2, you didnt hear people crying about this crap. In war, innocent people die and thats just the way it is. You try to be careful but it is nearly impossible to not kill innocent people. There is a difference between Israel and hezbollah. Israel does not TRY to kill innocent people, Hezbollah TRIES to kill ONLY innocent people. Almost every single rocket that was fired by hezbollah fell on Israel with the sole intent of killing as many innocent people as possible.

Here is something else that pisses me off. The U.N. is a pile of trash. They dont know it but because of this cease fire hezbollah is digging in and gathering more weapons so that they can resume killing more people in Israel. So as the U.N. pretends to be saving lives with a cease fire, they are actually giving the terrorists time to re group and ready themselves for the war to come.

What is wrong with the allied countries? WHY do they allow syria and iran to exist? This is such a pile of horse shit that it makes me wanna puke on myself. Instead of cease fires and bullshit, why dont the allied countries just get to work and blow the living hell out of these countries and end the problems. The United States needs to gather themselves some BALLS and do the right thing. Kill everyone in the middle east and start over again. When does one say that enough is enough? Do we wait till iran makes a nuke and aims it at Israel? Do we wait till some idiot terror group blows more of our buildings down and kills our people? I dont think we should wait anymore. It is time to kill them all and take no prisoners.

Cease fires are for wimps.

Humans,

I am so sick and tired of movie stars who think that they are something special just because they make uh, movies. I guess its always been this way and I would be a fool if I didnt recognize that the main reason that movie stars(assholes) feel this way is because of normal assholes like you and me who buy tickets to their movies and start fan clubs and other garbage that makes me want to gag and spit chunks outta my nose.

I was watching the news the other day, and some jerk news person was asking a movie star what their opinion was on world events. The first thing that I thought was, why in hell does anyone care what this asshole "star" thinks about anything and does it make any difference at all? Just because this person is a movie star does that mean that they have some brilliant insight into world affairs? I think not. Some of these idiots feel that since they are well known that it matters what they think.

Oliver Stone just came out with this new world trade center movie and the population seems split on if it was a good idea to unveil it so soon after it happened. I for one find it disgusting that this fat ass punk decided to make the movie at all. I'm not upset about what the movie itself stands for and I praise the men and women in our emergency services for their bravery and loss. The reason I am so pissed about it is that I dont think that mr. Oliver Stone was making this movie to praise the bravery and outstanding human(asshole) nature that we have in this country, I think the prick made the movie for one reason and one reason only, MONEY! Thats right, he did it cause he knew that people would pay an arm and a leg to go see it and thats exactly what many of you did. So as you say that the movie was amazing and it really captured the pride and bravery of our people, dick face oliver is at home in his 900 room cottage sipping fine wine and laughing about how stupid everyone is for making his bank account rise to an insane level of riches. I'm sure that some of you bone heads will say that he did it because he really cares about all the people who died that day. If you are one of those people, you need to take a nap, a dirt nap. Dont be so damn stupid.

Another story that has been everywhere is the Mel Gibson(asshole) story. WHY? Who the hell cares that this bitch has a drinking problem and he said a bunch of racial slurs to the police? I sure dont care. In fact, I'll bet many of you assholes go to the bar all the time and get all screwed up and say all sorts of stupid things too. I also bet that many of you slime bags still drive drunk even though you should know better. I find it relatively hilarious that this made the news because people do this every day in this country and you never hear about it. Just because snuggle nuggets, Mel is a movie star, he gets a bunch of press like he is some sort of hero. Sure most of the press was bad but dildo head still was top news on CNN and other news groups.

Movie stars make lots of money and this is another thing I find amazing. Think about this for a second seriously. What other job do you know of that will pay you millions of dollars to PRETEND to be something youre not? NONE! Its incredible! Why do fictional characters get paid so much money to PRETEND to be cops and firemen and our real heros, the real cops and firemen dont get paid crap? Its stupid and so are movie stars. Some of these asshole movie stars actually pick up their fictional character in real life. Sometimes they think because they played a bad ass in a movie that now they really are a bad ass. I'm sure this gets some of them in trouble because once they find themselves in a fight, they figure out quite quickly that they are still puffy little wussies. An example of this is Justin Timberlake. Now I know, this puppy dog is a singer but same difference. He was on that show called Punked and when the shit hit the fan and he was really worried, what do you think this pamper wearing fruit loop did? He called his MOMMY! haha. How pathetic is that?

Another funny thing that I've seen lately is older "has been" movie stars and musicians doing commercials on television. This has to be the best thing in the world to see for me. I really enjoy seeing these assholes squirming around on a slimy commercial trying to make a little cash. Remember the bionic woman? Now she does inflatable bed commercials haha. What about little Richard? That freak of nature is on a Geico commercial. Oh wait, so is that Charo lady haha. Tom Bosely, from happy days, he is the spokesman for SMC a mail order company. Oh that makes me smile. I hope that all movie stars and musicians understand that at some point in their "pretend" career, they will become obsolete and be stuck doing vegi-matic commercials.

Movie stars, quit acting like you are something special. Sure you have lots of cash and you can blame the normal people(assholes) out here for that but dont think that you are smart or that your ideas matter anymore than anyone elses cause well, they dont. You are just like everyone else on this stupid rock and you all will end up in the same place too. You will end up in a hole,in a box, with worms and other happy critters eating your flesh. Quit acting special cause all you do for a living is make believe. You pretend to be the great things that normal people already are for real.

Movie stars? Naaa, fake assholes.

Hello humans,

Yes, I know, I've written about these asshole paid programs before and I'm gonna keep doing it because these people make me laugh.

First of all, most of you know that I think people(assholes) who buy products from paid programs are idiots and they should all be evaluated in a psycho clinic to see why they are so stupid. Secondly, and this is actually a good thing, paid programs should show everyone that it is possible to make money even if you have a stupid ass product because humans are STUPID and they will buy nearly anything if you have a good sales pitch. This idiot on tv, The Video Professor, sells cds that teach you how to use certain programs on your computer. Now, the idea is pretty good and if my computer didnt already come with a tutorial program I might even think about buying it but since EVERY SINGLE computer made in the world comes with its own tutorial program, this guy tops the list as the largest asshole on the planet. This jerk is selling a useless product to idiots who have no clue that the computer they just purchased has everything they need to get started. This in my opinion shows that this dick face is taking advantage of stupid people(assholes). He also sells a cd showing how to use Ebay. Umm? Hello assholes, Ebay has their very own tutorial program on their site so why buy some asshole's cd? To top it all off, this guys attitude is so terrible because at the end of the program, in a smug voice, he says, "buy my product" with a little chuckle. I imagine the chuckle is him trying to hold back the laughter because he knows that everyone buying his product is a dumb asshole.

I guess in a way, this asshole should be praised because he is showing just how stupid the population of the world is and medical doctors no longer need to do tests to find out how stupid humans are. The video professor has done all the work for them and the findings are not so good.

Humans are assholes