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2006/7/3

If You Believe The Space Program Is Necessary, You Are An Asshole.

@ 12:53 AM (41 months, 9 days ago)

Oh No! Star Trek fans everywhere are gonna be pissed at me on this one.

Now listen, I think its pretty damn cool that we can shoot things up really high in the air and I think its kick ass that we sent people to the moon but seriously, what did that do to help us here on Earth? I hear it all the time that if it wasnt for space, we wouldnt have a large number of things that we do now because of the testing that went on up there to make these products possible. Can someone tell me what products and materials were made because of space? If so let me know.

Ok, I heard somewhere that we are supposedly working on sending humans (assholes) back to the moon. Oh joy! What in the world is that gonna do for us anyway? It didnt do crap the first time or the second time did it? I personally think that the space program is a pile of horse umm, crap. I understand that it helps with national pride a bit and that is always a good thing but honestly people, when we have people on the streets of this country who dont have enough food or who dont have a home of any kind, dont you think that money would be spent more wisely on that problem before we shoot more assholes to the moon to jump around and take pictures??? Why dont we take care of our own world before we blast off to other ones? Am I the only asshole who feels this way? Also, I guess that some brilliant idiot has the idea that we will be on Mars in the next ten years. WHY??? What the hell is on Mars that is gonna help us out? It is an absolute joke! I'll admit that its fun for the select few humans (assholes) who get to go but really, all the space program really is, is a field trip for a few people to enjoy. Not to mention its one hell of an expensive field trip.

How in the world can our government sit there and spend all of that money (in the BILLIONS of dollars) while we have all of these problems with poor people who cant get enough food, people who cant afford college, people who cant find a job etc??? Think what all of that money could do if it was spent on things that are actually important. I'm sorry but its an absolute joke that we spend all of that money on space. You can argue with me but again, its useless cause there is no way you can convince me that its ok. What about people who cant afford medication? Why not use some of the money from the idiot space program for that? Just like all humans, the government has their priorities all screwed up. They care more about shooting large objects into space than feeding the poor and helping the elderly with their medication needs.

Space (for almost all of us) is not the final frontier, its not even close!! For almost every single one of us the final frontier is a pine box in the ground here on EARTH! I found it relatively funny too when I read about the pioneer space craft that was launched back in late 70 something or 80(Close enough whatever). They said that it will reach its first star in about 10 million years or something haha. Again, my time line may be off so no comments telling me the exact number of years you assholes. Anyway, what does it matter when that stupid little space ship reaches a damn star anyway? We will all be dead! Who knows, this earth may not even be here by then! Oh that brings up another point. If you think that we will be living on another planet someday, you need to check in to a clinic for the insane and loopy. So, if you have the smart ass idea that we need the space program for that, try again. Again, sure its cool to know that we can launch people into space and I find space amazing but, its not practical nor is it fair to use all of that money for such a useless expieriment. Bottom line is that we need that money right here in this country first! Once we solve all of our problems here then maybe we can have some fun and shoot more idiots into space for a moon walk.

Also, I better mention this or some ass monkey will surely say something. Yes, I know we need satellites for communication BUT, we do not need to send people up in space for that so no comments about that crap.

Take it outta warp drive and bring the money back to Earth ya assholes!eusa_sick

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