If You Believe That The U.S.A. Is Evil, You Are A Stupid Asshole
Hello Humans,
This isnt really for us American assholes, its more for the foreign assholes on this stupid ass planet.
Why is it that the United States is always being called "the evil empire" or "corrupt"? Why is it that idiot assholes from different countries say that they hate us? Why do the French hate us so much even though we saved their pathetic asses TWICE in two world wars? Why do certain middle eastern countries act like they love us when we all know that they hate us? If you know, please tell me.
It amazes me that assholes in different countries say that we dont give a damn about anything and that we only care about money and oil. Who is the first country to come to the aid of others when something bad happens? WE ARE! Who is the first on scene when a country is at war and needs help fast? WE ARE! Which country sends food aid and money to asshole countries who hate us just so we can give their people a better way of life?? WE ARE!!! What happens when we a have a natural disaster in the United States and we need help? NOTHING!!! Who comes to our aid (in any significant number) when we need help? NOBODY!!!! Which country in this world accepts different religion and views with open arms??? WE DO!!! So as you can see, we are not evil. We are in fact the best damn country on the planet and THAT is the single most reason why other countries hate us. Its pathetic that all of you in foreign countries cant get your heads out of your asses and start understanding that YOU are in fact the assholes who cant keep your own affairs straight. Its not our fault your lives suck ass! AND, if you hate us so much why dont you leave us alone when you need help from now on? If you hate us maybe we should quit helping your sorry asses in any way at all.
People in different countries put the United States down every single stinking day yet they are the same idiots who NEED us when things get difficult. The one thing that is wrong with the United States is that we are way to NICE!!! If I were president of this country, things would be much different in this world. First of all, Iraq,Iran,Syria,Korea,and many other places would become a large parking lot void of human life. That would take care of all of the idiots over there. Secondly, all aid would stop NOW!!! You asses in different countries would no longer recieve a damn penny for anything from us anymore PERIOD!!! If you bastards want to survive, learn to fend for yourselves or just die out.
I hate to bring up Iraq but ok lets go there for a moment. To the people of Iraq: HEY ASSHOLES!!! Why dont you try helping out a little? Its your stupid ass country!!! Instead of sitting in your homes and hiding militia men, why dont you idiots start telling the U.S. where these people are? Why dont you assholes pick up weapons and fight for your own country? Whats wrong? are you wimps??? Are you to stupid to fight for whats right? To scared? Instead of saying that its our fault that your country sucks why dont you look in a mirror and swear at yourselves and hit yourself on the head with a shoe and tell everyone that you are a coward. Get some balls and take your country back! We are there to help you so maybe you should return the damn favor idiots!
Mexico, haha what can you say about Mexico? We all know that the Mexican government is corrupt and we all know that they have a hand in the drug trade. You arent fooling anyone when you say you are fighting drugs so that they wont get here in the U.S. . Quit bluffing you assholes! Again, if I were president, Mexico would be play land for Americans and it would belong to us already. Mexico, grow some balls and quit telling your people that its ok to cross the border! Its a fact that you assholes are actually helping them do it!!! What the hell?? You have one stupid ass country and you all suck.
Korea, oh boy. That dumb little dictator looks like a friggin smurf. He stomps around, huffing and puffing about how he is gonna blow us up and kill us haha. Hey dick head? Do it and see what happens! We not only would kill you, we would sink your whole freaking country! You are not a tough or scary man! You are a funny little smurf like clown boy who is playing a very stupid game! You cant win! ugh what a little dork.
Anyway, the above is such a small number of the things that bother me. There are so many other countries and people that think they are the shit that its absolutely amazing. Well, to sum it all up, YOU are not "the shit", you are SHIT! there is a difference haha. So, next time you want to put the U.S. down (and you will), think about what we could do to you if we wanted to. We could smash you like little bugs or we could stop helping you. Either way is fine with me and if you want to continue the "hate" game, then maybe someday, a president with some balls will make it happen.
UNITED STATES ASSHOLES KICK ASS!!!
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