HUMANS ARE ASSHOLES!!!

Hello Humans,

This isnt really for us American assholes, its more for the foreign assholes on this stupid ass planet.

Why is it that the United States is always being called "the evil empire" or "corrupt"? Why is it that idiot assholes from different countries say that they hate us? Why do the French hate us so much even though we saved their pathetic asses TWICE in two world wars? Why do certain middle eastern countries act like they love us when we all know that they hate us? If you know, please tell me.

It amazes me that assholes in different countries say that we dont give a damn about anything and that we only care about money and oil. Who is the first country to come to the aid of others when something bad happens? WE ARE! Who is the first on scene when a country is at war and needs help fast? WE ARE! Which country sends food aid and money to asshole countries who hate us just so we can give their people a better way of life?? WE ARE!!! What happens when we a have a natural disaster in the United States and we need help? NOTHING!!! Who comes to our aid (in any significant number) when we need help? NOBODY!!!! Which country in this world accepts different religion and views with open arms??? WE DO!!! So as you can see, we are not evil. We are in fact the best damn country on the planet and THAT is the single most reason why other countries hate us. Its pathetic that all of you in foreign countries cant get your heads out of your asses and start understanding that YOU are in fact the assholes who cant keep your own affairs straight. Its not our fault your lives suck ass! AND, if you hate us so much why dont you leave us alone when you need help from now on? If you hate us maybe we should quit helping your sorry asses in any way at all.

People in different countries put the United States down every single stinking day yet they are the same idiots who NEED us when things get difficult. The one thing that is wrong with the United States is that we are way to NICE!!! If I were president of this country, things would be much different in this world. First of all, Iraq,Iran,Syria,Korea,and many other places would become a large parking lot void of human life. That would take care of all of the idiots over there. Secondly, all aid would stop NOW!!! You asses in different countries would no longer recieve a damn penny for anything from us anymore PERIOD!!! If you bastards want to survive, learn to fend for yourselves or just die out.

I hate to bring up Iraq but ok lets go there for a moment. To the people of Iraq: HEY ASSHOLES!!! Why dont you try helping out a little? Its your stupid ass country!!! Instead of sitting in your homes and hiding militia men, why dont you idiots start telling the U.S. where these people are? Why dont you assholes pick up weapons and fight for your own country? Whats wrong? are you wimps??? Are you to stupid to fight for whats right? To scared? Instead of saying that its our fault that your country sucks why dont you look in a mirror and swear at yourselves and hit yourself on the head with a shoe and tell everyone that you are a coward. Get some balls and take your country back! We are there to help you so maybe you should return the damn favor idiots!

Mexico, haha what can you say about Mexico? We all know that the Mexican government is corrupt and we all know that they have a hand in the drug trade. You arent fooling anyone when you say you are fighting drugs so that they wont get here in the U.S. . Quit bluffing you assholes! Again, if I were president, Mexico would be play land for Americans and it would belong to us already. Mexico, grow some balls and quit telling your people that its ok to cross the border! Its a fact that you assholes are actually helping them do it!!! What the hell?? You have one stupid ass country and you all suck.

Korea, oh boy. That dumb little dictator looks like a friggin smurf. He stomps around, huffing and puffing about how he is gonna blow us up and kill us haha. Hey dick head? Do it and see what happens! We not only would kill you, we would sink your whole freaking country! You are not a tough or scary man! You are a funny little smurf like clown boy who is playing a very stupid game! You cant win! ugh what a little dork.

Anyway, the above is such a small number of the things that bother me. There are so many other countries and people that think they are the shit that its absolutely amazing. Well, to sum it all up, YOU are not "the shit", you are SHIT! there is a difference haha. So, next time you want to put the U.S. down (and you will), think about what we could do to you if we wanted to. We could smash you like little bugs or we could stop helping you. Either way is fine with me and if you want to continue the "hate" game, then maybe someday, a president with some balls will make it happen.

UNITED STATES ASSHOLES KICK ASS!!!

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Greetings Asses,

I was talking to a friend about this subject and I felt the need to post on it again. Gosh, I hope you dont mind(I dont really give a damn).

Humans are really evil animals and I just wanted to state that before I get started on my rant here. HUMANS are the only animals that really deserve to be abused because of their devious minds. And NO, I do not mean child abuse you brainless bastards so shut up. Child abuse will be another post that will be coming up shortly.

Why is it that when people buy pets they dont think first before actually buying the animal? Is it just one of those human type reactions that we all have when we see a cute fluffy animal to buy it on the spot? Well, that would be ok if all of these animals lives had a happy future but for many of them their future goes something like this, Animal is bought at the store,animal goes home with family(assholes),family feeds and plays with said animal, family buys animal cute happy toys,Family(bastards) become bored with animal,family forgets to feed animal,Animal gets grumpy,Family gets pissed, family throws animal on highway,animal gets hit by bus, THE END. Thats what happens more than many of you may care to understand and I think maybe you all should start thinking about it a little more. Do you think that just because an animal is well, an ANIMAL that you dont have any reason to try to make that creature happy? If you feel that way you are a heartless piece of trash and you should be hung in a public execution. Animals do not deserve to be treated like shit by anyone but so many people just dont care at all. In fact, some people find it fun to hurt animals. Many of the people who enjoy hurting animals become the nut jobs who decide that since it was so fun pulling the ears off that dog that maybe it would be fun pulling the ears off of a human too. Actually I believe there was a study done on young people who enjoyed hurting animals and the study found as these children moved through life, some of them actually did become serial killers and other happy things like that. What a nice thought that is.

How many of you assholes have found a stray animal? Did you pick up that animal or just keep driving saying to yourself "its not my problem"? Well, ya know, its really not your problem at all so if you were thinking that you are correct BUT, why does something have to be YOUR problem before your stupid ass is willing to lift a finger anyway? Thats right! there is a message in here assholes! Not everything in life should have to be YOUR problem for you to want to help out. The animal in this case is the one with the problem and it needs help. How would you feel if I had you in my car and dropped your fat ass out on a highway in the middle of nowhere and left you to die? Shut up liar, you would be hoping that someone would come along and help you right? Exactly! That is exactly what that animal is probably thinking (in its own animal way of course) when you drive by saying its not your damn problem. Is it that much trouble for you to take ten minutes out of your day to help an animal that needs someone with balls to step up and do something good? If you say its to much trouble you are a stupid scum sucking reject and you should skin yourself alive with a fairly sharp razor blade.

Now, for the people who enjoy hurting animals, you people are definately mental patients and thats a fact. What would provoke you to walk up to a cat and bash it in the head anyway? Or, this one is from personal expierience, a friend of mine and I were driving down the road and we saw a big turtle and my friend, without letting me know what he was gonna do mind you, drove his truck on top of the turtle and parked on him. After he did this he got out and looked at what he had done and started laughing. Needless to say I was pissed. Anyway, why the hell did he do that? I wish I would have asked him about that back then but I didnt. But there is another example of how moronic and sick some of you assholes are. There is no reason for it but you continue to do it anyway because you are stupid.

I am not against hunting at all so all of you hicks out there dont get all pissed off BUT, have you ever watched those idiot hick hunting shows on tv? Many of the types of things people are hunting these days are just for show and to mount on their walls. That is STUPID and MORONIC and those of you assholes that hunt just for a mount on your wall are SCUM! Also, some of the ways they hunt now haha. You dumb bastards have people scare the animals to you so you can just pick them off haha. YOU are wimps! If you want to hunt, do it like a man you stupid little fairys. Get your gun or bow, sit in the woods, call the game in ON YOUR OWN, and Take a shot. Thats the way hunting is supposed to be idiots. I'm really sorry to use the word hicks but to bad cause all of you bone heads in the woods who hunt like that are hick trash so deal with it already morons.

Bottom line here, if you find an animal you really need to step up and attempt to get it to a shelter. The worst case is that they will be put to sleep (which is better than being hit by a grey hound bus). BUT, the possibility is better that someone who cares may walk in and adopt that animal that you saved and it may very well have a chance at a good life as well as making a good family very happy. So damn it assholes, do your part and make a difference even if it isnt YOUR problem. We are all humans(assholes), but we can redeem ourselves by being kind too. Work on it and make it happen.

Have a good week humans and SAVE THE WHALES! Or a puppy whatever   Oh yeah, I hate PETA by the way haha. They Suck!

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