HUMANS ARE ASSHOLES!!!

Hi Assholes!

I hope all of you had a nice extended weekend. This post is one that is probably just gonna piss me off but hopefully it will upset some of you assholes who think drinking and driving is ok.

First off, I lost someone really close to me from a bastard ass drunk driver so be aware that if you drink and drive I would like nothing more than to blow your brains out myself. Leave your name and address and I will come over and kill you. Anyway, how many of you assholes know of some idiot who brags about how much they can drink and how they drive better once they have had a few? Unfortunately, I'm sure that most of you know someone like this. How do you all feel about drunks? Do you think that its funny to watch normal people walk into a bar and come out raving lunatics after they are drunk? I happen to find it sick and I wonder why so many people do it. Trust me when I say I know how it feels to be drunk cause at one point in my life I drank like a fish but luckily I made it through that period in my life without killing myself or anyone else for that matter. One thing I never did was brag about how I could drink two 5ths of whiskey and still walk or drive or piss my pants or whatever it is you assholes brag about these days. Do you honestly think that it makes you look cool because you got drunk? If you believe that you are such a friggin idiot its beyond words to describe you. Many of the young assholes do the bragging and in a way, because they are young, it makes sense BUT, when I see 25 year olds and up bragging about the same damn thing it makes me want to grab a shovel and shove it right down their throat and giggle at the bloody mess.

Why is alcohol a crutch for so many assholes on this planet? Sure, it feels good to be drunk and it "loosens" you up so you can get laid easier right? Am I the only asshole that finds these reasons comical? Listen idiots, if you cant feel good without a drug (and yes,alcohol is a drug) then maybe you should just die. AND! If you cant get laid until you have a few or give a few to your "victim", you are a loser. All I ever hear from people(assholes) is how on Friday night they are going to the bar and they are gonna get "wasted". First of all, the word wasted should be a clue that you are indeed WASTING your damn time doing that. What is it going to accomplish anyway? Is it going to help you forget something thats on your mind? Well heres a news flash assholes, once you sober up and relieve yourself of your hangover, that problem that you tried to forget by getting drunk is still gonna be there and possibly its gonna be even worse because of something else you did when your stupid ass was getting drunk. Drinking is absolutely no answer to anything and many people dont understand that at all. AGAIN, trust me, I know what I'm talking about here people. I used to drink to forget my problems too and those problems didnt go away until I stopped drinking.

The worst part about all of this alcohol garbage is that many of you bastards (assholes) have no worries about drinking like a fish and getting in your car and driving around like some jackass. You people need to grow the hell up and begin to understand that you are scum. It would be one thing if you just killed yourselves but most of you idiots kill other people. I think there should be a new law that says if you are caught driving drunk, you will be put in a VERY small car and shot at 200 miles an hour into a brick wall to your pathetic and stupified death. Did that sound bad? Well, I think killing innocent people because you were a stupid asshole sounds worse so screw you. Just as I have said before in this blog, humans care only about themselves and this is an example of it. You care more about getting drunk and having a "good" time and you dont even think about the death and bullshit you may very well cause. AND, when or if you do get in that accident, you will be the first one to cry about it and say that it wasnt your fault. You moronic asses need to start thinking about that. How about another new law? How about if you kill someone while youre driving drunk, the family of that person is allowed to kill your mother as payment. I like that one.

One last thing, quit bragging about driving drunk. It makes you so disgustingly horrid looking and it makes you sound like a piece of trash. Most likely if you do drink and drive you are a piece of trash and hopefully you will die. We dont need idiots like you in this world anyway. Maybe the government should grow some testicles too. Maybe those stupid assholes in congress need to outlaw alcohol again and not chicken out like they did last time. Whats wrong with you stupid assholes in government anyway? You hold all the cards and you sit back and allow people to drink and die? I guess you dumb bastards are making to much money out of it to care right? Its funny too how our government will outlaw other drugs yet alcohol is the one that kills most of the people in this country. I guess that shows that every single government employee is also a stupid asshole. Isnt that nice?

Have a great week and maybe put down the bottle long enough to grow a brain assholes.