HUMANS ARE ASSHOLES!!!

Yeah yeah hi

I almost forgot about this subject after the bigfoot post but since I'm a smart asshole I figured that I better say something since I did say that I would. My main fear here is that I am gonna get large numbers of nut jobs looking at this one so if youre a nut job, uh post something good so we can all laugh at you.

Ok, lets begin! I will say first that I have never seen a ghost. I say this because I saw something once but I dont know what the hell it really was so I cant actually classify it as a "ghost". There now you know where I stand. Anyway, as you can see I havent jumped into the psycho idiot asshole mode by saying what I saw was indeed a ghost. This is where my problem begins with people who say that they have definately seen one. I guess my main question for every asshole out here is, how do you actually know that what you saw was a ghost? Did this so called ghost have a sign or a business card saying "boo I'm a friggin real ghost"? I highly doubt that and if it did, you are a mental patient and a risk to society and you should be confined to a small building on a small island in the middle of a large ocean. What makes you think that what you saw was a ghost? Is there a definte reason why you feel so strongly about your sighting? If so this is where you should post your view. And for the not so bright, that was a hint.

I will not say that the possibility of ghosts isnt real cause that would really be stupid to just blow off everyone who have supposedly seen something. I also find this subject interesting even though I find it quite stupid in many cases. We have all seen the ghost shows on tv where they show little orbs floating around and they say its a ghost or spirit and those people who say that are morons. Sorry but you are a complete moronic dope ass if you think that a little "orb" is a ghost. I will never respect you if you say that cause its not fact and its probably dust. I feel that the people (assholes) who say this are just trying really hard to provide content for their stupid and fake tv show. Now, theres one show which is an all British cast and they have some jerk knob guy who supposedly is a psychic. These people need to be taken into a dark alley and beaten with their own body parts because again, they are idiots. Sorry but I had to mention these fools and if you are a serious ghost hunter / enthusiast you should agree cause they give you a bad name.

What exactly can someone prove to me about ghosts? Can you prove to me that its real? I dont think you can and if you think you can then by all means, educate me. From the limited amount I know, I have never seen anyone ever prove anything about ghosts with real hard facts or even real pictures. Sure, there are pictures all over the place but none that can be proven real. If you think that voice recordings are proof then you are again WRONG! How can you prove that it wasnt your drunk ass or someone else making ghost noises into a microphone? You cant. Do you see my dilema with you people yet?

Now most of the people who I see on ghost shows telling their stories, how can I put this nicely? Umm? Most of them look like they are a quart low on brain fluid and more than half a pint short on common sense. Hows that? They are the ones who think that ufo's and bigfoot live in their backyard and they swear that swamp monsters stole their pet goats. Its really hard to believe people like that so if you are gonna prove to me that ghosts are real, please have a spokesman who seems well, NORMAL!

Ok, thats enough on this cause I think I heard a noise and I'm gonna go scope it out with my thermal ghost detecting spank ass machine now. I hope I get a good photo so I can go on tv and look like an ass knob too.

Have a nice day humans and keep a night light on!