If You Are A Bad Neighbor, You Are An Asshole
Hi Assholes,
I've written about this before and since that time my idiot ass neighbor has actually been good. I think it had to do with something I did but we just wont go there at all. Anyway, how many of you assholes out there reading this consider yourselves good neighbors? Well, all of you who just said that you do, you may leave the room because this is not for you at all. Consider yourself a good asshole(heres a cookie). Now for those of you butt soldiers who say you are good neighbors and you arent, you are either stupid as a pile of sandstone or you are lying to me and yourself. You are the assholes who need to read this.
I hate one of my neighbors. That should be easy to understand if you read my blog at all. They are what I like to call white trash hillbilly bastards with no brain matter between their stupid and quite pathetic little friggin ears. They enjoy playing loud music at 4 am and shooting guns followed by the standard hick gesture which is (waaaahooooo!!!). Not only do these lovely jerkoffs do that but they also enjoy throwing their garbage all over the place for me and the other neighbors to clean up. I know, youre asking yourself "how could you hate such wonderful people?" All I can say to anyone asking that is go to hell and die slowly.
Why are some people so damn stupid? I'm sure that some of you "bad neighbors" know exactly what youre doing and you just dont care that you are garbage but most of them (the ones I know) are just plain stupid. They dont even have a clue that they are idiots and they think they are just normal humans (assholes). I also noticed that most of you asshole neighbors seem to have extended family that likes to visit you for YEARS!!! What the hell is the deal with that? Are you all this way? I also have found in my uh, study of idiot neighbors that their favorite energy drink is called BEER. It seems to be universal that all asshole bastard neighbors are drunk and stupid. I guess that alone answers most of my questions but still I like to vent anyway.
How many of you "good neighbors" have problems with asshole neighbors out there? What have you done to take care of them? I would tell you what I did but I dont really think it would be a good idea so I wont. I feel that there should be an asshole neighbor hunting season. I think that the season should start today and end in the year 9000. It would make me smile to see asshole neighbors everywhere dead on top of cars with a little red tag in their ear haha. Oh boy, ok I'll stop.
Have a good week and shoot a neighbor for me!
Later humans!
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