HUMANS ARE ASSHOLES!!!

Hi Assholes!

I hope all of you had a nice extended weekend. This post is one that is probably just gonna piss me off but hopefully it will upset some of you assholes who think drinking and driving is ok.

First off, I lost someone really close to me from a bastard ass drunk driver so be aware that if you drink and drive I would like nothing more than to blow your brains out myself. Leave your name and address and I will come over and kill you. Anyway, how many of you assholes know of some idiot who brags about how much they can drink and how they drive better once they have had a few? Unfortunately, I'm sure that most of you know someone like this. How do you all feel about drunks? Do you think that its funny to watch normal people walk into a bar and come out raving lunatics after they are drunk? I happen to find it sick and I wonder why so many people do it. Trust me when I say I know how it feels to be drunk cause at one point in my life I drank like a fish but luckily I made it through that period in my life without killing myself or anyone else for that matter. One thing I never did was brag about how I could drink two 5ths of whiskey and still walk or drive or piss my pants or whatever it is you assholes brag about these days. Do you honestly think that it makes you look cool because you got drunk? If you believe that you are such a friggin idiot its beyond words to describe you. Many of the young assholes do the bragging and in a way, because they are young, it makes sense BUT, when I see 25 year olds and up bragging about the same damn thing it makes me want to grab a shovel and shove it right down their throat and giggle at the bloody mess.

Why is alcohol a crutch for so many assholes on this planet? Sure, it feels good to be drunk and it "loosens" you up so you can get laid easier right? Am I the only asshole that finds these reasons comical? Listen idiots, if you cant feel good without a drug (and yes,alcohol is a drug) then maybe you should just die. AND! If you cant get laid until you have a few or give a few to your "victim", you are a loser. All I ever hear from people(assholes) is how on Friday night they are going to the bar and they are gonna get "wasted". First of all, the word wasted should be a clue that you are indeed WASTING your damn time doing that. What is it going to accomplish anyway? Is it going to help you forget something thats on your mind? Well heres a news flash assholes, once you sober up and relieve yourself of your hangover, that problem that you tried to forget by getting drunk is still gonna be there and possibly its gonna be even worse because of something else you did when your stupid ass was getting drunk. Drinking is absolutely no answer to anything and many people dont understand that at all. AGAIN, trust me, I know what I'm talking about here people. I used to drink to forget my problems too and those problems didnt go away until I stopped drinking.

The worst part about all of this alcohol garbage is that many of you bastards (assholes) have no worries about drinking like a fish and getting in your car and driving around like some jackass. You people need to grow the hell up and begin to understand that you are scum. It would be one thing if you just killed yourselves but most of you idiots kill other people. I think there should be a new law that says if you are caught driving drunk, you will be put in a VERY small car and shot at 200 miles an hour into a brick wall to your pathetic and stupified death. Did that sound bad? Well, I think killing innocent people because you were a stupid asshole sounds worse so screw you. Just as I have said before in this blog, humans care only about themselves and this is an example of it. You care more about getting drunk and having a "good" time and you dont even think about the death and bullshit you may very well cause. AND, when or if you do get in that accident, you will be the first one to cry about it and say that it wasnt your fault. You moronic asses need to start thinking about that. How about another new law? How about if you kill someone while youre driving drunk, the family of that person is allowed to kill your mother as payment. I like that one.

One last thing, quit bragging about driving drunk. It makes you so disgustingly horrid looking and it makes you sound like a piece of trash. Most likely if you do drink and drive you are a piece of trash and hopefully you will die. We dont need idiots like you in this world anyway. Maybe the government should grow some testicles too. Maybe those stupid assholes in congress need to outlaw alcohol again and not chicken out like they did last time. Whats wrong with you stupid assholes in government anyway? You hold all the cards and you sit back and allow people to drink and die? I guess you dumb bastards are making to much money out of it to care right? Its funny too how our government will outlaw other drugs yet alcohol is the one that kills most of the people in this country. I guess that shows that every single government employee is also a stupid asshole. Isnt that nice?

Have a great week and maybe put down the bottle long enough to grow a brain assholes.

Happy Day!

I've talked about asshole parents more than my fair share in this blog but thats just to damn bad. I'm sure by now that almost all of us assholes have read or seen on tv the story about the bastard who threw his children off of a building and then jumped to his own death right? Well, for those of you that havent had a chance to hear about this, go read or something and then come back and read this. I'm not explaining it cause thats what the damn news channels are for.

Parents are stupid. OOPS! There, I said it. Many (no not all shut up) parents (assholes) really need to grow the hell up and act like humans. This dumb bastard who killed his children supposedly did it cause he and his idiot wife were having problems. HELLO??? I think that the media forgot to mention that the asshole dad must have had a mental problem too. I may not have even written about this except this is not the only case of parents killing their kids. This happens a lot and I bet that it happens a HUGE amount more than any of us assholes know about too. What in gods name would drive a parent to decide that the children need to die for something thats wrong in their pathetic lives? WHY do some parents drag everyone down with them like this? This whole issue just proves that my previous posts on this subject are right on the friggin money!

Parents are not being parents anymore PERIOD! Parents are just stupid assholes who dont give a damn about anything but their comfort and happiness. I'm not saying that all parents are as stupid and pathetic as the guy who threw his kids off the building but, MANY of you parents are QUITE stupid. I see it everyday when I'm out and about. Kids have no manners and the parents are to blame for every single bit of it. Dont try pawning off the blame on society or their peers. Its all your fault and their is nobody to blame but your stupid ass selves! YOU SUCK!

What drives a person to be a bad parent anyway? Why exactly do people with good intentions turn into clueless bastards once they have kids? Why is it that so many of you mis-treat your children and push them to the back burner as though they were just an object? Do you think that its no big deal and it wont affect them at all? Are you gonna be the next one to throw your kid off of a building or drive your car load of kids into a lake? I'll even bet that some of you parents will read this and say something retarded like, "my kids are just fine". BULLSHIT! your kids probably arent fine at all. Maybe you should spend more time with them and actually TEACH them something worthwhile. Instead of showing your kid how easy it is to get them a nanny so you and your partner can go out and get drunk, you should stay home and hang out with your kids! Heres a tip, If you use drugs you probably shouldnt have children at all DUH! I have heard the excuses that some of you assholes use on this one too. "Oh he is asleep and has no idea". Do you remember when you were a kid? Well I do and when I was a kid I was a magnet for information. When I was told to go to sleep I went to my room and turned out the light but do you think I was actually sleeping? NEGATIVE! I was by my door with my ear to it listening to anything I could hear. SO, if you think your children dont know whats going on around your home you are as stupid as the ball of lint thats in your pocket.

Ok, that was my venting for now.

BE A FRIGGIN PARENT umm, BE A GOOD PARENT YOU ASSHOLES!

Sweet Jesus

There is a major asshole on television right now. His name is Kerney Thomas and he claims to be a "profit from god" haha. Umm? HELLO??? If you happen to have the BET network you may see his stupid ass sometime. He is about the biggest idiot I have ever seen on tv. Hes even worse than Robert Tilton if you know who that is.

Anyway, This bastard claims that he can heal people if they call in and get a free prayer cloth. His tv show has clips of him in a church with a large number of complete idiots (assholes) and he "heals" them of chronic diseases and conditions. After the person is supposedly "healed", they tell the camera about it and say "PRAISE JESUS!!!" a lot haha. It is so damn funny that I must admit that I have become addicted to it. Theres a lady on here right now who has just been HEALED!!! haha um shes touching herself and making some crazy ass yodel noises. Do you hate these kinds of assholes as much as I do? It just continues to amaze me that some people (assholes) believe this jerkoff and others like him. His sidekick is his wife. The best way I can explain her stupid ass is by saying she is exactly like a friggin parrot. She stands next to this dick head and repeats everything he says and she enjoys saying praise god a lot too haha. If this dumb bastard put on a pirate costume and set his wife on his shoulder, I swear you would think he was a real live pirate.

Ok, enough of explaining what an asshole he and his wife are except for the fact that he screams G O D!!!! in a really crazy voice as hes umm healing people haha. Well, I know I've spoken of this before and well its just something that really pisses me off. You do understand who these two assholes are targeting right? OLD PEOPLE(assholes). Thats right, they go after the people who are down and out and have no hope to make things better in their life. This is so close to a crime its crazy but when it comes to the bible and religon, all they have to prove is that they believe in what they are doing. Maybe the "law" doesnt understand that they are LYING!!! I personally believe that we should bring back the old west days so we could gun down these types of fools. Do you think its right to tell someone with cancer to quit going to the doctor and instead pray to god for a miracle? Or how about telling someone that because they need money to pay bills, you should give all of your money to the church because when you do that god will pay you back ten fold??? Well this is exactly what this asshole is doing. He and his idiot ass wife are making a profit from people stupid enough to believe in fairy tales. Maybe you think its ok to take advantage of stupid people but I dont.

If there are any people out there who think its ok what these people and others like them are doing, you let me know. I'd love to hear how you could think its ok. Trust me, I will tear you a new asshole if you leave a comment so be ready for that. Also, are there any of you out there that think what these people are doing is real??? If you do, you are not only an asshole you are dumb Dumb DUMB!!!

Dont give your money to god cause god doesnt need it you fools.

Hello assholes

I'm not sure if I've ever written about this before but I thought it was worth bitching about so what the hell.

I am so sick of the way kids act these days and I can only blame the parents cause they are the ones teaching their dumb kids right from wrong. I guess the "in" thing for middle and upper class white kids is to act black now. Dont call me a racist you assholes cause by now, if you read my blog, you know I'm not so just shut your faces and dont pull the race card on me cause it will make you look like a damn idiot. Anyway, have you noticed these dumb little white kids at all? I have and it makes me sick. Thay all seem to think they are gangsta rap dip shittily and they talk like it too. These kids live in the ghetto called "my parents are rich" and they have no clue that it makes them look like absolute fools. Its embarrasing to even see them as they walk down the street with their pants falling down and they all walk like they have been shot in the legs and use hand gestures as if they are in a gang hahaha. What the hell is wrong with these stupid ass parents who allow their kids to dress and act like they do? Parents now days are about the most retarded assholes on this planet and it makes me laugh really hard when the parents say that their children are perfect.

I have a neighbor that is married with a wife and three kids and I was out in the yard the other day just messing around and these three boys,who are about 8-11 years old were outside. They were playing some game or something and I was like, "whatever" and kept doing my thing. All of the sudden I hear what sounds like a little fight and I look up and the three boys are running after each other screaming every swear word ever created by man at each other. I was so shocked that I just sat there watching and listening for a few minutes. These kids have always been really polite and seemed like good kids and I never would have thought that they would act that way. Who do you think taught them the words they were using? Thats right! The parents did it. I was thinking about this after the fact and I remember where I heard all of these words before. Their mother, who is an absolute bitch bag, is always outside swearing like a friggin sailor and screaming at her kids about everything. Isnt that nice to have little kids around and act that way? You would never know by looking at this family that they are screwed up. They look like a normal happy family but they arent. I have a feeling that they are "normal" but that is not a good thing at all. If all parents act like they do I fear for what our future will be like when these young kids take over the world as leaders.

I have a feeling that some of you are gonna say that its just normal for kids to act crazy and that its just a part of life that will pass in time. I agree to some point with that but when I was a kid (asshole), I was never like that and neither were any of the kids where I grew up. This isnt just a phase, its a different way that kids are being taught now and its not good at all. Parents seem to want to be their childrens friends and not their parents these days and that is completely wrong.

Maybe some of you parents should start teaching your children some moral values and traditional outlook on life. Maybe instead of being a friend you should do what you are supposed to do and be parents to your children. Remember, you had sex and you gave birth but thats not all there is to it. You have a lifetime responsibility and many of you arent doing your job right at all.

OH!! get your kids some normal clothes you assholes and buy them a friggin belt to hold those pants up already.

Happy Sunday assholes

Yeah yeah hi

I almost forgot about this subject after the bigfoot post but since I'm a smart asshole I figured that I better say something since I did say that I would. My main fear here is that I am gonna get large numbers of nut jobs looking at this one so if youre a nut job, uh post something good so we can all laugh at you.

Ok, lets begin! I will say first that I have never seen a ghost. I say this because I saw something once but I dont know what the hell it really was so I cant actually classify it as a "ghost". There now you know where I stand. Anyway, as you can see I havent jumped into the psycho idiot asshole mode by saying what I saw was indeed a ghost. This is where my problem begins with people who say that they have definately seen one. I guess my main question for every asshole out here is, how do you actually know that what you saw was a ghost? Did this so called ghost have a sign or a business card saying "boo I'm a friggin real ghost"? I highly doubt that and if it did, you are a mental patient and a risk to society and you should be confined to a small building on a small island in the middle of a large ocean. What makes you think that what you saw was a ghost? Is there a definte reason why you feel so strongly about your sighting? If so this is where you should post your view. And for the not so bright, that was a hint.

I will not say that the possibility of ghosts isnt real cause that would really be stupid to just blow off everyone who have supposedly seen something. I also find this subject interesting even though I find it quite stupid in many cases. We have all seen the ghost shows on tv where they show little orbs floating around and they say its a ghost or spirit and those people who say that are morons. Sorry but you are a complete moronic dope ass if you think that a little "orb" is a ghost. I will never respect you if you say that cause its not fact and its probably dust. I feel that the people (assholes) who say this are just trying really hard to provide content for their stupid and fake tv show. Now, theres one show which is an all British cast and they have some jerk knob guy who supposedly is a psychic. These people need to be taken into a dark alley and beaten with their own body parts because again, they are idiots. Sorry but I had to mention these fools and if you are a serious ghost hunter / enthusiast you should agree cause they give you a bad name.

What exactly can someone prove to me about ghosts? Can you prove to me that its real? I dont think you can and if you think you can then by all means, educate me. From the limited amount I know, I have never seen anyone ever prove anything about ghosts with real hard facts or even real pictures. Sure, there are pictures all over the place but none that can be proven real. If you think that voice recordings are proof then you are again WRONG! How can you prove that it wasnt your drunk ass or someone else making ghost noises into a microphone? You cant. Do you see my dilema with you people yet?

Now most of the people who I see on ghost shows telling their stories, how can I put this nicely? Umm? Most of them look like they are a quart low on brain fluid and more than half a pint short on common sense. Hows that? They are the ones who think that ufo's and bigfoot live in their backyard and they swear that swamp monsters stole their pet goats. Its really hard to believe people like that so if you are gonna prove to me that ghosts are real, please have a spokesman who seems well, NORMAL!

Ok, thats enough on this cause I think I heard a noise and I'm gonna go scope it out with my thermal ghost detecting spank ass machine now. I hope I get a good photo so I can go on tv and look like an ass knob too.

Have a nice day humans and keep a night light on!

Hi Assholes,

I've written about this before and since that time my idiot ass neighbor has actually been good. I think it had to do with something I did but we just wont go there at all. Anyway, how many of you assholes out there reading this consider yourselves good neighbors? Well, all of you who just said that you do, you may leave the room because this is not for you at all. Consider yourself a good asshole(heres a cookie). Now for those of you butt soldiers who say you are good neighbors and you arent, you are either stupid as a pile of sandstone or you are lying to me and yourself. You are the assholes who need to read this.

I hate one of my neighbors. That should be easy to understand if you read my blog at all. They are what I like to call white trash hillbilly bastards with no brain matter between their stupid and quite pathetic little friggin ears. They enjoy playing loud music at 4 am and shooting guns followed by the standard hick gesture which is (waaaahooooo!!!). Not only do these lovely jerkoffs do that but they also enjoy throwing their garbage all over the place for me and the other neighbors to clean up. I know, youre asking yourself "how could you hate such wonderful people?" All I can say to anyone asking that is go to hell and die slowly.

Why are some people so damn stupid? I'm sure that some of you "bad neighbors" know exactly what youre doing and you just dont care that you are garbage but most of them (the ones I know) are just plain stupid. They dont even have a clue that they are idiots and they think they are just normal humans (assholes). I also noticed that most of you asshole neighbors seem to have extended family that likes to visit you for YEARS!!! What the hell is the deal with that? Are you all this way? I also have found in my uh, study of idiot neighbors that their favorite energy drink is called BEER. It seems to be universal that all asshole bastard neighbors are drunk and stupid. I guess that alone answers most of my questions but still I like to vent anyway.

How many of you "good neighbors" have problems with asshole neighbors out there? What have you done to take care of them? I would tell you what I did but I dont really think it would be a good idea so I wont. I feel that there should be an asshole neighbor hunting season. I think that the season should start today and end in the year 9000. It would make me smile to see asshole neighbors everywhere dead on top of cars with a little red tag in their ear haha. Oh boy, ok I'll stop.

Have a good week and shoot a neighbor for me!

Later humans!

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