HUMANS ARE ASSHOLES!!!

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2006/4/13

Ugh, Prescription Medication.

@ 11:33 PM (43 months, 28 days ago)

Hello humanoids,

I was just watching one of those happy ass commercials about a special wonder drug that will make all of your troubles go away. I find this to be sick. Have you ever listened to the side effects that they babble about at the end of these commercials? "may cause irregular heartbeat,may cause dry mouth,may cause rash,may kill your dog,may turn you into a neolithic cannibal etc. If you think that taking these medications is going to help you, you are an asshole. Actually, in the beginning, it will probably help you out and even make all of your symptoms go away but, over time your liver will probably shrivle up into a small lard like substance and come outta your rectum with a distinct "PLOP" into your happy little toilet.

This has been said a billion times but since I'm an asshole I will make it one billion and one. The drug companies who make all of this crap need to accidentally fall into a large vat of steaming hot pig goo. They are making money (and a hell of a lot of it) selling you and I drugs that are not only making us die quicker but also they are draining our bank accounts and putting money in the pockets of some jackass drug baron. If you think this is ok you need to read more because this drug crap is all over the place.

Why is it that the FDA is allowing these drugs to be produced when they are all clearly dangerous for humans to consume? I thought that we had the FDA around to make absolutely sure that products produced for the public were SAFE!!! This is a pile of crap and nobody reading this can argue with this cause its just a fact that the government doesnt care at all about our health. Maybe back in the "old days" when the government was run by the "people" they cared but now all the government is doing is reaping massive rewards in major cash flow from all of the sick humans (assholes) in this country.

Why is it that we allow these idiots to continue doing this to us and our families? Its almost like we are all slowly being murdered by the drugs they produce under the disguise that they will be a magic bullet to cure all of our troubles. Maybe we should make it mandatory for all people working for the drug companies to take their own product. Atleast then we can watch them die with us as our internal organs drizzle down our legs.

Assholes!eusa_doh 

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