HUMANS ARE ASSHOLES!!!

Hello my fellow Assholes,

Sometimes people can be very disgusting creatures. Normally I will always stick to my guns about humans. Humans are assholes its just a proven fact and none of you can tell me otherwise because first, this is my blog and I am God. Second, because you are all Assholes so your point of view is wrong and yes, I am also an asshole but in this blog I am the KING asshole so just shut your damn faces. BUT, there are some people out there who truely do care and wish to help others. Unfortunately, there are many more humans(assholes) than "nice" people so the nice and helpful ones always get screwed over. Its funny to me that some think that I am a complete asshole bastard. Obviously for this blog that is my intent but some of you idiots feel that I am actually a full blown hard case asshole. This my friends is a big mistake. I happen to be a very nice person(human asshole) and I enjoy trying to help people when I feel that I can actually make a difference. I do care about more than this stupid ass blog but I also really enjoy spending time with my fellow assholes in this venue.

Next time any of you assholes wish to call me mean or call me something else that is stupid, post it here. I think that most of you fools who say this are punks who are afraid to actually post your comments in here. If you think I'm an asshole you obviously havent read my blog! There are numerous posts showing what a true asshole looks like and I'll bet that it describes many of you perfectly. How many of you assholes tail gate each other on the way to work? How many of you assholes act like youre better than a co-worker? How many of you assholes are perverts? I think before any of you stupid assholes comment you may want to look at your own life because inside of you lurks a full blown fat asshole waiting to explode into a hellish nightmare type shit that the rest of us are going to be stuck cleaning up. We dont want to clean up your shit so quit making a mess of your life and become normal.

For those of you who are kind and cool, I thank you for sticking around but for those of you that I described above, drop dead.

Have a good weekend assholes!