HUMANS ARE ASSHOLES!!!

Hello again Humans

Where to start.... Ever listen to car dealers on television tell you that they have the most amazing offer ever seen in the whole history of man? Do you believe them? If youre like me the answer is no but for some reason many of you assholes actually do believe them and then once you buy that car you continue to tell everyone its the best damn deal and you stole it for what they were asking. You people who do this are absolute stupid fools. I am in the sales field and the number one thing you learn is how to make your client feel special and happy. If you cant give your customer that warm "squishy" feeling inside, your sale is almost always gonna take longer or in the worst case scenerio, you arent gonna make the damn sale at all. Do you see what I'm getting at yet? You didnt get a good deal on anything you bought and to say that you did is just showing how completely lost you really are!

In this day and age, there is one thing that drives everyone. The name of that driving factor is money. I dont think I need to explain why and if you dont understand why then maybe you should jump into a meat grinder and end your pathetic existence. People will say anything to sell you on an idea or product as long as the end result is that you buy the service or product. Its called greed before honesty and thats the way this world works now. Actually, thats the way this world has always worked! Its an "I'll scratch your back if you scratch mine" kinda thing but instead of getting your back scratched in return all you get is a loss of your money when you fall for the pitch of some greedy ass sales clerk.

This goes for personal life as well. Many times people say all sorts of things that are only said to hurt someone or get another person to turn on you. It may not be dealing with money but its the exact same thing. People are greedy and hateful and the only thing that humans (assholes) wish to gain from life is whatever makes them happier or keeps them in the "spotlight". To bad more of you assholes dont understand that you are being taken for your money and personal relationships by idiots who say all sorts of wonderful happy things to make you think you are in the "know". The only thing this actually shows is that you dont know shit. Work on it!

Have a happy day suckers! I mean assholes.

Hello humanoids,

I was just watching one of those happy ass commercials about a special wonder drug that will make all of your troubles go away. I find this to be sick. Have you ever listened to the side effects that they babble about at the end of these commercials? "may cause irregular heartbeat,may cause dry mouth,may cause rash,may kill your dog,may turn you into a neolithic cannibal etc. If you think that taking these medications is going to help you, you are an asshole. Actually, in the beginning, it will probably help you out and even make all of your symptoms go away but, over time your liver will probably shrivle up into a small lard like substance and come outta your rectum with a distinct "PLOP" into your happy little toilet.

This has been said a billion times but since I'm an asshole I will make it one billion and one. The drug companies who make all of this crap need to accidentally fall into a large vat of steaming hot pig goo. They are making money (and a hell of a lot of it) selling you and I drugs that are not only making us die quicker but also they are draining our bank accounts and putting money in the pockets of some jackass drug baron. If you think this is ok you need to read more because this drug crap is all over the place.

Why is it that the FDA is allowing these drugs to be produced when they are all clearly dangerous for humans to consume? I thought that we had the FDA around to make absolutely sure that products produced for the public were SAFE!!! This is a pile of crap and nobody reading this can argue with this cause its just a fact that the government doesnt care at all about our health. Maybe back in the "old days" when the government was run by the "people" they cared but now all the government is doing is reaping massive rewards in major cash flow from all of the sick humans (assholes) in this country.

Why is it that we allow these idiots to continue doing this to us and our families? Its almost like we are all slowly being murdered by the drugs they produce under the disguise that they will be a magic bullet to cure all of our troubles. Maybe we should make it mandatory for all people working for the drug companies to take their own product. Atleast then we can watch them die with us as our internal organs drizzle down our legs.

Assholes! 

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Hello Humans

Ok, there is a post in here that sounds alot like this one but in fact its not the same at all so shut up.

Why is it that people who say that they really like you can turn on a dime and shut you out? Its amazing when someone like this breaks communication without even an explanation of why. Is it just me or does it seem correct to you that if someone asks a question that they should recieve an answer? Well, I was raised in a way where I was taught that if there is a question asked you should do your best to atleast try to answer it. But some people think its ok to just blow off questions and not care if its hurting someone on the other end. I find this to be an absolute flaw in human nature. I guess people who do this are only worried about one thing, Themselves. Isnt that nice? Also, it makes me laugh sometimes how humans(assholes) say that not everything people say is the truth when those people saying it are actually the ones who lie. I guess being honest doesnt pay off at all anymore. People will fall for anything someone says and for that, I am not happy. Its also sad to think of the people who actually believe what others lie about. Those people are the true victims and I cant do anything to change that because people who lie all the time are really good at convincing others that their words are the truth. I guess the liars are winning the game.

Maybe people should try a little harder to answer people back when a question is asked. But then again, why care about that? Humans are assholes and all that assholes care about is getting what they want.

Have a good week humans!

Hello my fellow Assholes,

Sometimes people can be very disgusting creatures. Normally I will always stick to my guns about humans. Humans are assholes its just a proven fact and none of you can tell me otherwise because first, this is my blog and I am God. Second, because you are all Assholes so your point of view is wrong and yes, I am also an asshole but in this blog I am the KING asshole so just shut your damn faces. BUT, there are some people out there who truely do care and wish to help others. Unfortunately, there are many more humans(assholes) than "nice" people so the nice and helpful ones always get screwed over. Its funny to me that some think that I am a complete asshole bastard. Obviously for this blog that is my intent but some of you idiots feel that I am actually a full blown hard case asshole. This my friends is a big mistake. I happen to be a very nice person(human asshole) and I enjoy trying to help people when I feel that I can actually make a difference. I do care about more than this stupid ass blog but I also really enjoy spending time with my fellow assholes in this venue.

Next time any of you assholes wish to call me mean or call me something else that is stupid, post it here. I think that most of you fools who say this are punks who are afraid to actually post your comments in here. If you think I'm an asshole you obviously havent read my blog! There are numerous posts showing what a true asshole looks like and I'll bet that it describes many of you perfectly. How many of you assholes tail gate each other on the way to work? How many of you assholes act like youre better than a co-worker? How many of you assholes are perverts? I think before any of you stupid assholes comment you may want to look at your own life because inside of you lurks a full blown fat asshole waiting to explode into a hellish nightmare type shit that the rest of us are going to be stuck cleaning up. We dont want to clean up your shit so quit making a mess of your life and become normal.

For those of you who are kind and cool, I thank you for sticking around but for those of you that I described above, drop dead.

Have a good weekend assholes!

Hello Assholes!

Why is it that sometimes people just sit back and allow the world to run them over and pass them by? Have you ever been this way? You do understand that we only get one shot at life I hope and if you dont take advantage of your time you will get old and flabby wondering what the hell happened and you will probably be collecting cans for cash. Even more important, the people in your life will not always be there and this is another reason to make every day count!

I try very hard to take each day and try to make something happen but its so hard sometimes to not just want to lay down and try to forget things. I guess this is where some people get "hung up". People need to learn to overcome such obstacles and push forward. I'm not saying its easy and I'm certainly not saying its something that will happen overnight but you must atleast TRY!!!

Life seems to be known for its wonderful ability to knock the living hell out of us and it never seems to stop trying to kick our asses. No matter what the trouble in your life whether it be money,love,relationships or just "life" in general, we need to think about what it really means to give up on everything and try to look to the future to see what its gonna be like if we actually do give up. I've done this and I dont like what I see. Its actually scary as hell to think that people in my life are never coming back and that things will never be the same ever again. I dont like that so I will never give up hope that someday things will change even though its so damn hard to sit here and think that there could be a light at the end of a terribly dark tunnel.

One thing that we can be thankful for though is that we are all assholes and assholes have this great ability to never stop trying. So please dont stop trying and work at it every single day. You may be surprised at what can happen. You never know, maybe things will work out just the way you wanted it to.

Have a great day assholes