HUMANS ARE ASSHOLES!!!

Hello humans,

The asshole parade never seems to end it just keeps going and going and..... You get the point right? Let me be perfectly honest with you assholes. I make relatively good money and I am doing quite well for myself but, I try not to reveal that to people cause it will either make me look like an idiot or it will make others look at me as a target for whatever their ass sucking minds can come up with. I dont drive a flashy car or wear an expensive Rolex watch and really, I dont want to either. I feel that "status seekers" are the most disgusting bastards around and they try to portray themselves as something they could never be and what is that you ask? Well, that would be a good person. Just because all humans are assholes(and they are) doesnt mean that all humans are evil. Status seekers are assholes and evil. If you feel that you need to impress me with flashy gadgets and expensive bullshit you are a status seeker and you should be shot in the head numerous times with a high caliber rifle.

Another type of status seeker is the "GOLD DIGGER BITCH". Now, this animal is very stupid and she lurks anywhere that men with money hang out. She will use any tactic to get into your pants and when I say that I dont mean sex I mean she will do anything to get into your pants pocket to get the green stuff she holds so dear. They think that they are extremely smart and they use their bodies to express their desire to rape you of your earnings at every step. Sadly, these fruits are easy to spot because the brain matter between their ears doesnt work correctly and it trips them up every time. If you are a "GOLD DIGGER BITCH", you deserve to be dragged behind a large cement truck with a chain around your pathetic face for 300 miles or until that pea size marble of a brain drains outta your stupid little head.

And now for the human Man. I will call them "Party boys gone stupid". These ass yanking chumps tell women that they are movie producers or agents for a special modeling agency. They will say anything to get a woman outta their panties and secretly they are hoping she is rich so she will buy them a nice car and a mansion by the ocean. As you can see, these fluffy boys dont think quite right and that helps them sometimes because women feel sorry for them because they are so retarded. Big mistake ladies! If you find yourself in a make shift studio with a "party boy", you need to take a large knife and stab him then turn the knife around slowly and shove it in your own eyeball for being so damn stupid.

I hope this post helps some of you "not so bright" Assholes.

And remember, ALL Humans are AssHoles!