HUMANS ARE ASSHOLES!!!

Hello Assholes Everywhere,

Ok. Shut up and listen before you get all retarded on me here. Religion is fine and if its something that calms your "soul" then so be it. BUT, if you are one of those stupid bastards who thinks that everyone should have religion in their life and be "saved", you are a pathetic ass monkey with no clue.

Why is it that assholes everywhere seem to completely believe everything that they are told about religion and the bible? Were you there? NO. If you were there and know that everything in the bible is true please contact me cause you would be one old son of a bitch and that would make a really great post.

Ok back to the issue. Why do some people feel that they need to spread the "word of god" to their friends? Is this some kind of attempt to gain friends by making yourself look cool? Well, it doesnt make you look cool it makes you look like a friggin nut job so stop it already! Quit sending e-mails all about god and telling of how amazing god is and dont tell me that its gonna be a great day cause god is here to make it happen. Next time your stupid idiotic ass says that, think about all the dead people who were murdered and raped and thank god for not stepping in to save them. You people who try shoving this shit down our throats are so stupid and it makes me sick. You have to be the most clueless assholes stomping around on the GOD damn planet. Maybe you dirt bags should shove a bible up your ass and thank god for having a useless book up inside of your rectum. That would do just about as much good as your preaching through e-mails and any other means you use.

I happen to know of one of you bastard bible thumping bitch bags who isnt quite living up to her bible and god loving ways anyway. What the hell? If you are going to be a flower child of "god" shouldnt you practice what you preach you dumb ass? Maybe you shouldnt be shacking up with a guy who is old enough to be your mothers grandfather and maybe you shouldnt be having sex with him before youre married you dumb bastard. But, maybe its ok for bible thumping bullshit dumping people to do that kind of stuff since they have GOD in their lives. I'm not buying the Bullshit so please just stop sending your e-mails and crap.

Praise god and Shut the hell up already you assholes!

Hello,

Ok, this is annoying. If you are gonna lie to me, please try and keep your lies straight in your own head so you dont look like a pathetic moron when I catch you in that lie. So many people think they are so damn smart. It really gets me laughing when some stupid fool tries to pull one over on me and they think that I'm absolutely buying into their stupidity. Trust me, if I find something hard to believe or strange in any way, I will check on it and I will keep checking until I find out the truth. I guess some assholes just dont know me well enough to know that I will be checking on things.

Why is it that people lie so much? Do they (or you) believe that it will help you in some amazing way? You do understand that at some point in time you will screw your lie up and it will come out right? Some people are so stupid about their lies too. An example is when people are online. People make profiles and put their information on it and they will tell you one thing and their profile will say something completely different. I beg all the liars out here to please atleast attempt to make an effort to lie well !!! It sickens me to no end to hear a stupid ass story from some jackass fool when they cant even get the facts(lies) straight !!!

Some of you assholes are priceless seriously. Its actually like a cartoon gone totally bad to watch you slither around and act like you are god when all you actually are is a piece of shit.

Stop lying and become a normal ASSHOLE!!! You suck!

Hello Assholes!

Why is it that humans always seem to hint towards things rather than come right out and say exactly what they feel? Is it because they are being "tactful" or is it that they are afraid of what might happen if they actually let others know what they are feeling? So many people do this (me included) and it seems that with all of this "beating around the bush" that sometimes people dont get the point across to what they really want or need. I wonder how many people miss opportunities because of this type of behavior.

How many of you think that it would be better to just come right out and say what you feel instead of "hinting" about things? Now I'm not saying be rude about things (God knows humans are great at that anyway) but, maybe its time to become more focused on what one wishes to convey to others by just letting it be known directly. How many times has a relationship gone bad because someone didnt say what they felt? I'll bet that it happens a lot more than maybe anyone knows.

I know its hard to show your true feelings and I am the poster child for keeping my feelings hidden from others. My reasons are varied for why I do this but deep down its because I am tired of being hurt by others who take my honesty and shove it up my ass with rude comments and stupidity. But, since all humans are assholes I guess that makes perfect sense that they would act that way.

There is something to be remembered here. I try to remember that not all humans are so disgusting and tragically moronic. Some humans (assholes) actually do care about others and they do care how you feel. This is hard to find these days but you also never know when one of these rare people may show up. The hard part is letting yourself express your feelings to these types of people. The hard part is not knowing if that person is just a bastard in "nice" people clothing.

We are all on guard all the time. I'm not so sure we can do without being so alert but, if we build such a massive wall in front of us, that wall can also block our vision.

Watch your ass but dont be such an asshole

Hello Assholes,

Without mentioning names I was wondering if I could ask you what you think of a certain situation that happened.

I was at a persons home the other night and I noticed a cat that seemed to be really sick. It was meowing and moaning as if it needed help. I know this sounds stupid to some but you can tell when an animal is in distress so shut up. Anyhow, I walked over to this cat and noticed that it was shaking (it was cold) and I also noticed that it had a serious problem with the "runs". Sorry but thats what it was so anyway, I picked the cat up and brought it to a food bowl that the person had out for him. The cat tried eating and I guess it got something down but I dont think it was enough. I dried the cat off and told this person that I thought that he should bring this cat in the garage to allow it to either get better and warm up, or have a warm place to die in peace atleast. This person looked at me like I was an insane moronic clown boy and said, "we normally just ignore the cats here ". I told him that it was wrong to act that way but it didnt help at all. I brought the cat home and put him in my garage but the next morning he died.

Do you think this person was wrong for not even attempting to do anything at all or do you think I'm a moron for trying to help this cat? I dont mind if you say stupid bullshit cause honestly, either way I am gonna prove a point here so I cant lose.

I think that this person should have just done what I said. It would have been the right thing to do and I feel that it would have made the cat more comfortable. I hate people who stand by and dont even attempt to help others. It makes me sick. If you are this type of person you need to be shot.

Humans Are Pathetic Assholes.

Hello humans,

The asshole parade never seems to end it just keeps going and going and..... You get the point right? Let me be perfectly honest with you assholes. I make relatively good money and I am doing quite well for myself but, I try not to reveal that to people cause it will either make me look like an idiot or it will make others look at me as a target for whatever their ass sucking minds can come up with. I dont drive a flashy car or wear an expensive Rolex watch and really, I dont want to either. I feel that "status seekers" are the most disgusting bastards around and they try to portray themselves as something they could never be and what is that you ask? Well, that would be a good person. Just because all humans are assholes(and they are) doesnt mean that all humans are evil. Status seekers are assholes and evil. If you feel that you need to impress me with flashy gadgets and expensive bullshit you are a status seeker and you should be shot in the head numerous times with a high caliber rifle.

Another type of status seeker is the "GOLD DIGGER BITCH". Now, this animal is very stupid and she lurks anywhere that men with money hang out. She will use any tactic to get into your pants and when I say that I dont mean sex I mean she will do anything to get into your pants pocket to get the green stuff she holds so dear. They think that they are extremely smart and they use their bodies to express their desire to rape you of your earnings at every step. Sadly, these fruits are easy to spot because the brain matter between their ears doesnt work correctly and it trips them up every time. If you are a "GOLD DIGGER BITCH", you deserve to be dragged behind a large cement truck with a chain around your pathetic face for 300 miles or until that pea size marble of a brain drains outta your stupid little head.

And now for the human Man. I will call them "Party boys gone stupid". These ass yanking chumps tell women that they are movie producers or agents for a special modeling agency. They will say anything to get a woman outta their panties and secretly they are hoping she is rich so she will buy them a nice car and a mansion by the ocean. As you can see, these fluffy boys dont think quite right and that helps them sometimes because women feel sorry for them because they are so retarded. Big mistake ladies! If you find yourself in a make shift studio with a "party boy", you need to take a large knife and stab him then turn the knife around slowly and shove it in your own eyeball for being so damn stupid.

I hope this post helps some of you "not so bright" Assholes.

And remember, ALL Humans are AssHoles!