If You Believe In Bigfoot And UFO's, You Are An ASSHOLE!!!
Hello Assholes,
Theres a show on right now about bigfoot and there are a bunch of idiots saying that they saw this sucker in the woods. Umm? Lets see, alcohol + asshole = ??? thats right it equals, YOU ARE STUPID!!! Either thats it or you are a mentally challenged person who shouldnt be in the woods alone anyways. Bigfoot is a hoax!!! The asshole who made that famous video even said it himself that it was a joke(good joke haha). Why do assholes keep showing that damn video even though its a hoax? They even have the nerve to say that the guy who made that video is lying and it was real!!! My God man! Give it up already! If you see some big hairy beast in the woods, it is either a bear or a back country bumpkin who wants to bend you over and show you exactly where your asshole is at!!!! Its just sad that people continue this bullshit. argh!
UFO's: Now the assholes who believe in this stuff arent quite as strange. Ummm??? They are WORSE!!!!!!! These damn fools who say that they have been abducted by little space people need to be put in a very secure mental facility so we dont have to let police officers shoot them when they go "wiggy" on you and I at the god damn mall!!!! The sick part about these assholes is that they believe its happening to them ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME!!!!! I know some of you people have seen this stuff and I see no way how you could disagree. BUT, I'm sure someone will say something stupid and make this post much better than I can.
May the force be with you! assholes!
