HUMANS ARE ASSHOLES!!!

Are All Humans Assholes? Are Humans Born Assholes? Are You A Human? Can You Not Be An Asshole? Read Below To Find Out.

2006/2/23

If You Act Like You Dont Care And Ya Do, You Are An Asshole!

@ 08:22 PM (45 months, 16 days ago)

Hi Assholes,

Human nature sucks as I've said before. It sickens me to see people act in ways that are obviously false to their feelings. Why is it that humans do this? Does it help them get through their day? Does it convince them that everything is gonna be ok and nothing really matters? What is it? I guess that its just an easy way to sweep things under the carpet to forget about them. I dont find this to be a very healthy way to react to situations so I try not to do it. It must really suck to try to work your feelings in two different directions at the same time. I imagine that would be called "stress" but then again I would prefer to just call it absolute stupidity. Does anyone understand what I'm saying or is it just me that notices this? Nobody seems to face their problems anymore. I guess humans have just become weak assholes who dont give a damn about anything and just use excuses to find the easy way out of every aspect of their pathetic lives. If this sounds like you, you should probably go and get some help because if ya dont, the guys in white coats might be coming for you when you finally break down from all the "acting" you do.

Be real not fake. Its easier!!!

2006/2/15

If You Are An Adult And Act Like A Child, Yup, You Are An ASSHOLE.

@ 04:56 AM (45 months, 25 days ago)

Hello A-holes!

How many of you know someone(or many people) who are adults yet they act like little itty bitty children??? When I was a kid I always thought that adults were supposed to be "smart" and they were supposed to be respected. Well, that was when I was a kid and honestly it was a big mistake. Adults these days are idiots. People wonder why children these days are so bad and are so violent and they blame it on music or video games but the truth (in my opinion) is that parents are no more mature than their kids and in some cases the children are more mature than the adults!!! I know way more than a few assholes out there who are adults who act like absolute fools and it just amazes my ass that these jerks can even live with themselves. Some of them are drunks, some of them are drug addicts, some of them dont have jobs etc. Some even act like they are still teenagers.

I'm sorry but I think once you reach the age of 21 you should grow a brain and act like an adult. I know 18 is the legal age of adulthood but I am trying to be logical here. If at the age of 21 you havent begun to act like an adult you should be shipped off to Cuba. This damn country is full of bastards who dont give a damn about anything and all of the "welfare people" are a great example. Nobody is gonna convince me that most of the people on welfare cant find a job. If you try to convince me of that you are an absolute moron. How about the asshole parents that give their children away cause they arent done being "party" people? Is that ok with you assholes? What about all of the idiots out there that would rather steal from our stores than work for a wage to actually pay for their goods?

So next time you hear some idiot on tv say that music and video games are destroying our youth, think about the real reason children are fucked up. Its all the parents fault. Those of you that have children need to pull your heads outta your assholes and start teaching them right from wrong instead of telling a babysitter to watch them while you go out and get drunk.

People are assholes.eusa_whistle

 

2006/2/10

If You Think That Screwing People Over Is "OK", You Are An ASSHOLE!

@ 09:15 AM (46 months, 2 hours ago)

Hi Humans,

Ever have a special someone in your life treat you like garbage and act like its no big deal ??? I dont know about you but I really hate the way it makes me feel when someone does that to me. I guess it just doesnt seem right to me that someone who cares about you could turn on you so quickly. Honestly, it has happened before where one day everything is great and the very next day everything goes to total hell. I do not believe that any of us are immune to such human nature. In fact, I would guess that most of us have been through this more than once in our lives. I even have to admit to doing it myself ! After this person turned on me, I decided to turn on her. I have been a complete asshole (human) to this person and I thought it would help me get over everything but all it has done is make me feel like a complete piece of shit. BUT, the anger that I have keeps me from controlling the feelings to a point that I can forget about what happened. Is this normal ??? Well, maybe its not but I think that we all have this "backlash" reflex inside of us. I can only imagine how many relationships and friendships have been destroyed by actions such as hers and mine too. The sick, sad truth of everything is that we are all just humans. I guess we havent evolved enough to be caring and careful with each other yet.

How many people in your life have you lost contact with because of things like I've spoken about ? Have you ever had the ability in your mind to forgive and forget the things that drove you to the break up ? Do you ever wonder what that person is doing now ? These are things I think about often. Its very strange to me to think that certain people in my life are never coming back and that for the rest of our lives we will never know what the other is doing or has become. Never again will we share our good or bad times or even those small things like a tv show or a movie. No more walks in the park or just a simple drive down the road. Just a void that cant be filled by anyone else. In a way, I guess that is something that we will share forever, a void.

Have a nice weekendcry

2006/2/7

If You Believe In Bigfoot And UFO's, You Are An ASSHOLE!!!

@ 02:47 AM (46 months, 3 days ago)

Hello Assholes,

Theres a show on right now about bigfoot and there are a bunch of idiots saying that they saw this sucker in the woods. Umm? Lets see, alcohol + asshole = ??? thats right it equals, YOU ARE STUPID!!! Either thats it or you are a mentally challenged person who shouldnt be in the woods alone anyways. Bigfoot is a hoax!!! The asshole who made that famous video even said it himself that it was a joke(good joke haha). Why do assholes keep showing that damn video even though its a hoax? They even have the nerve to say that the guy who made that video is lying and it was real!!! My God man! Give it up already! If you see some big hairy beast in the woods, it is either a bear or a back country bumpkin who wants to bend you over and show you exactly where your asshole is at!!!! Its just sad that people continue this bullshit. argh!

UFO's: Now the assholes who believe in this stuff arent quite as strange. Ummm??? They are WORSE!!!!!!! These damn fools who say that they have been abducted by little space people need to be put in a very secure mental facility so we dont have to let police officers shoot them when they go "wiggy" on you and I at the god damn mall!!!! The sick part about these assholes is that they believe its happening to them ALL THE FRIGGIN TIME!!!!! I know some of you people have seen this stuff and I see no way how you could disagree. BUT, I'm sure someone will say something stupid and make this post much better than I can.

May the force be with you! assholes!eusa_pray

 

2006/2/1

Crazy How Horoscopes Can Have SOME Truth.

@ 06:43 AM (46 months, 9 days ago)

Hi assholes,

This post is basically just something I found interesting. I wont make a complete ass of myself today although I'm sure I've done enough of that in the past to carry me through this post.

I was looking in the horoscope section and found an article about the bad habits that different signs have. I found it more trivial than anything but there is definately some truth to it atleast in this case.

First, my bad habits:

Aries – Rams have a habit of pushing to the front of the line, both literally and figuratively. And while this quality has helped Aries get ahead, it can also compromise their relationships. Putting an animal, child or plant in their care can correct the problem. As soon as this sign's nurturing qualities are cultivated, their selfishness will diminish.

Now, my ex's bad habits:

Nobody carries a grudge better than this sign. Unfortunately, hanging on to resentments has a way of crowding out love, happiness, and trust. In order for them to let go of anger, they must first practice self-care. Getting a massage every month or writing in a journal each day will soften this sign's heart and enable forgiveness.

I know, I have a hard time of letting go. But I just found it interesting that these things actually do hold some truth. I actually think that maybe I have more of the qualities in hers than in mine but hell, I dunno.

Have a great day assholeseusa_shhh