Your Colon Is The Sewage Waste Dump Of Your Body...
Hello assholes,
Yes its true! Your colon is a sewage waste dump! Its true because some idiot on tv just said so!!! Paid programs make me feel kinda good sometimes cause you know that some jerk out there is actually picking up that phone and dialing the number to buy some stupid ass product that will do nothing more than suck the money out of their purse or wallet. This jerk on tv right now calls himself the "health man". I find this extremely hilarious because he looks like a pot smoking,beer slopping, fat ass pig, pudgy faced bitch bag. This jerk also has a mad ass crazy problem with his arms as he is swinging them around violently as he speaks.
Listen people, I know that I've talked about paid programs before but this is just getting out of hand here. Do any of you actually believe that these products are going to actually do you any good? Please say that you dont believe that. Some of you "older" adults need to take serious issue with my words and think very long and hard at what I'm saying. For some reason "older" folks seem to fall for these idiots on tv more than any other humans (assholes) in our population. Its just not right!
So, my message today is, DONT BUY CRAP ASS GARBAGE FROM PAID PROGRAMS!!!!! Its just a gimmick to steal your hard earned money . If you do decide to buy this crap, I will also tell you that your colon is a sewage waste dump. Which is just a nice way of saying you are full of SHIT!!!
Have a great day and have a healthy crap! But, dont use COLON BLOW to do it!!!
Just sit down and let loose!!! GEEZE MAN!
