HUMANS ARE ASSHOLES!!!

Hello assholes,

Yes its true! Your colon is a sewage waste dump! Its true because some idiot on tv just said so!!! Paid programs make me feel kinda good sometimes cause you know that some jerk out there is actually picking up that phone and dialing the number to buy some stupid ass product that will do nothing more than suck the money out of their purse or wallet. This jerk on tv right now calls himself the "health man". I find this extremely hilarious because he looks like a pot smoking,beer slopping, fat ass pig, pudgy faced bitch bag. This jerk also has a mad ass crazy problem with his arms as he is swinging them around violently as he speaks.

Listen people, I know that I've talked about paid programs before but this is just getting out of hand here. Do any of you actually believe that these products are going to actually do you any good? Please say that you dont believe that. Some of you "older" adults need to take serious issue with my words and think very long and hard at what I'm saying. For some reason "older" folks seem to fall for these idiots on tv more than any other humans (assholes) in our population. Its just not right!

So, my message today is, DONT BUY CRAP ASS GARBAGE FROM PAID PROGRAMS!!!!! Its just a gimmick to steal your hard earned money . If you do decide to buy this crap, I will also tell you that your colon is a sewage waste dump. Which is just a nice way of saying you are full of SHIT!!!

Have a great day and have a healthy crap! But, dont use COLON BLOW to do it!!! Just sit down and let loose!!! GEEZE MAN!

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Hello assholes!

I'm starting to sound like a broken record(I Know) but I just cant stand it when someone you care about fucks ya over in the end. Its just another classic example of all humans being assholes. You can try and deny the fact but damn it, its true! My girlfriend or I should say my EX-girlfriend decided to be retarded and tell me all the stuff that we shared for over a year was nothing but a lie. Yeah, I know it was just to get back at me because she has "problems" (big problems) but is it really necessary to drag me through the mud just because she doesnt have her head on straight? No I dont think so. Back when we first met, she decided to open up with me and tell me she had (what she called) a "little problem". haha Um? Well, her problem was a bit more than a "little" problem. She is addicted to drugs. Yes I know! I told you it wasnt little. Now after she told me this I was so afraid for her and was nearly shaking because of the news. BUT, being a human(asshole), I decided to stay and help her. WOW big mistake! I wasted well over a year of my life listening to promises and lies about how she would get help and how she loved me enough to do something about it. Well, that would be enough for most people to leave but did I? NO. Shut up, I know I am a piece of garbage and its ok for you to think so too. Well, I stayed and continued trying to help her and hoping that soon she would come around. It never happened. The other day she decided to tell me that she never wanted to talk to me again and that I was nothing etc. Now this was pretty shitty of her and I must admit that I would just love to get back at her in ways that I shall not utter here.(hehe) but, do you think I should feel bad because this bitch chose drugs over me? I think not.

Just remember people, If you find out that someone has a problem like this, get out quickly and dont look back! Dont be a major asshole loser like me and waste so much time trying to help someone who is only going to turn on you. I hope to god that just one person reading this will take that advice because its valid.

Goodluck Assholes and say no to drugs! :)

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