How Many Assholes Does a Person Need To Date To Find The Best Asshole To Settle Down With?
Oh for the love of god, will someone tell me why? Why is it that there are so many assholes out there?
I am relatively "peeved" at the number of idiots out there who are looking for "love". I truely believe that this country should ban the dating sites and dating agencies that are in this country. Have you been to any of these lovely sites lately? Have you noticed some of the scary ass people who post on these damn sites? It is a frightening state of affairs to see that prison inmates,drug addicts,sex criminals,Etc. are allowed to be on these sites. Some of these assholes actually took the time to fill out an online form telling everyone about themselves. Now listen, I am guilty of filling out those forms on dating sites too but I am also not a creepy fruit cake who is in prison,running from the cops,drug addict,drunk bastard, etc.
Some of the assholes who fill out these damn forms actually tell you that they are drug addicts and prisoners!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??? I am not an advocate of lying but jesus man if you are looking for love, maybe you should omit that you killed seven people and have a nasty crack habit! Trust me assholes you will get more responses if you leave out some of that crap.
Honesty is one thing but telling people certain things is just really dumb. Maybe thats something you should bring up while you are on your first date. Just hope that your date isnt carrying a gun when you tell them cause they might just shoot your stupid ass. And yes, we will probably hear about it cause that person will probably post it on a dating site. God help us all!
