HUMANS ARE ASSHOLES!!!

I have a neighbor who plays his damn music nearly 24/7. It wouldnt be so bad if he would keep it at a normal level but this jerk and his friends play that sucker full blast at all hours of the night! I would love to kill them but I dont feel like digging holes to bury them in. Why is it that people feel that since they live in a house that they are immune to being smart? I hate these people so much and I'm really looking for ideas on how I can take care of them. I heard somewhere that you can buy a radio transmitter to block them but what if they are playing cd's?

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Well, what can I say to you? YOU are a human and I think all humans are assholes. And yes, I am unfortunately a human too. I have been amazed from the time I popped out of mommy to now at how friggin stupid humans can be. Most of the time its just some asshole tail-gating my car but it also has to do with those annoying bitches I like to call, "THEM". These are the humans that seem to always stick their long shit filled noses in other humans business. Just yesterday, I was driving down the road and I was smoking a cigarette. Well, I was just about to where I was going so I decided to do the standard "flick" out the window routine. Now you need to understand that I am a fireman thats important here. Soooo, I flicked the cigarette out the window when all the sudden a van with two yuppie ass wranglers pulled up next to me in traffic. The woman<(she looked like a man) rolled her window down and proceeded to tell me that I was wrong to "flick" because I was a fireman and I could cause a fire. Her husband or as I see it, her Trained monkey decided to chime in with a passing thought. In his moment of glory he decided to say "go back to fireman school pal."

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