HUMANS ARE ASSHOLES!!!

Have you ever met one of those humans that thinks he/she knows everything even though they have never done any of the things they think they know about? Wow that was a mouth full.

In my line of work I meet large numbers of assholes and I always laugh when someone tells me that they have it so great and business is booming. Its almost like they are attempting to convince me that they are winners. Or maybe they are trying to convince themselves. Well these people are surely assholes but they are certainly not the worst assholes.

I'm sure that you all know someone out there who doesnt have a job right? Now I'm not saying that all people without jobs are scum bags (god knows jobs are scarce right now)but have you ever noticed that the people without jobs seem to think that they are really smart? I am so sick of punks saying that they need a job but when I tell them that McDonalds is hiring, they look at me and normally say,"I'm to good for that kind of a job". Now sure what asshole wants to work at McDonalds? Answer: NOBODY! But would you not agree that if you dont have a job and you need money that ANY job would be ok if even just for a small amount of time? I think the answer should be yes. People bitch and moan about how difficult it is to get a job but when there is a job opening they almost always seem to say that its not good enough.

I think that humans are just lazy bastards and they will use any excuse to not have to do anything worthwhile in their stupid ass lives.

I think the worst part is when some stupid bitch ass loser without a job attempts to preach to me all of their worldly knowledge. Do these assholes actually think that I'm going to take their advice on anything? Yeah, I like to take advice from loser street people cause they know so much. <sarcasm again.

How many of you assholes that dont have jobs think you are really smart? Please let me know so I can harrass you forever.