OH MY GOD!!! I CAN MAKE $40,000 a MONTH DOING WHAT???
I had not expected to post this early today but after turning on the tv I saw a remarkable offer that I truely believe is going to change your life!!! Its really great!!! You can make $40,000 a month by selling garbage on ebay!!! WOW!
Ok if you called that ebay info-mercial you are such a massive asshole its beyond my linguistic skills to describe you.
I know that many of you have seen that ebay paid program and thankfully, I'm sure that most of you with-held your gigantic urge to jump on the phone to buy this amazing system. And yes I am being quite sarcastic at this very moment about this being an amazing system. Not only are you a massive asshole if you bought this stupid crap but just imagine how incredibly disgusting the people are who actually took the time to make that god-damn commercial. It makes me sick that these dirty rotten bastard assholes put their scam ass crap on tv to (in all honesty) take advantage of the "NOT SO BRIGHT" people of this dumb little world we spin around on. When I saw that commercial I had a mental image of some hillbilly in Kentucky saying, "ma ma get dat dern tele phono weeeze gonna beeeze reeech!".
Now I'm sure some jerks(assholes) have made some good money on ebay. But if you honestly think that you are going to make $40,000 a MONTH, you are about as smart as a drainage ditch. Please, if any of you dumb people are reading this please dont buy that ebay stuff!!! For the smart assholes in here, I hope you get a good laugh out of this cause I am starting to think we are a minority.
So, the next time you see an info-mmercial, please dont pick up your phone. Instead turn on your computer and write about it in here because I want to know about the other ones who are claiming amazing wealth. And NO, none of them are going to make you healthy,wealthy or wise. Its just going to make you look stupid,more stupid and like a what? Thats right, an ASSHOLE!
Have a good Thursday!


