Did You Know That Your Mother Probably Thinks Youre An Asshole?
Now I'm not naming names in this post cause I dont want my mom to know that I know that she called me an asshole before. Uh?
Anyways, have you ever wondered if your parents ever thought you were an asshole? Well stop wondering because after asking a large number of people, I have found that nearly ALL parents consider their children to either be or have been assholes at some point in time. Now the weird part (atleast to me) was that most parents I spoke to said that their children didnt start out as assholes but instead grew into the status of an asshole. Could this be because when we are young we dont seem to be assholes cause we are little and cute? Or is it that our parents dont mind as much when we were young because they havent had to put up with our crap for that long yet?
Well I know for a fact that when I was a kid I was definately an asshole. So I believe that not only are children capable of being assholes but most of the little monsters were born with a fully functioning brain area that controls the asshole factor.
Since most parents have said that their children have become assholes as they got older, I must believe that some children hide it well. But I think that instead of these parents saying their children were only assholes when they grew up, they should understand that their children were always assholes and they just got better at being assholes because they probably had wonderful teachers... Their Parents.
By the way mom, I heard you and dad talking about me when I was four. You were right...
