HUMANS ARE ASSHOLES!!!

Ok I know its Labor Day and I already posted today but I saw something that I really wanted to talk about for a second.

I'm sure that all of us have seen people on bikes. If you havent you must be blind or just really damn stupid. But the thing that makes me laugh is when I see some jerkoff in full "tour de France" racing gear riding through my neighborhood. Now I've seen this before but I just had to say something about these fools because its not only the clothing that they wear<(even though it is stupid) But its the way these idiots act too.

Now I drive a three quarter ton chevy truck and I would imagine that a bike weighs alot less than that(duh). Someone tell my stupid ass why these bitches think that they are the gods of the road ways. Seriously, I dont mind people riding bikes and I am all for exercise and just getting out for a ride through my neighborhood to look around but these assholes have some kind of secret society of snobby ass people who seem to believe that they are famous athletes and everyone needs to bow down to them.

Have you ever been behind a group of these spank happy asses?  Forget trying to drive around them because they take up more roadway than four mack trucks. God forbid you get impatient and decide to pass them! They will all look at you and act like you were wrong for trying to take the lead in their personal race of a lifetime.

I believe there should be a new law made (or hunting season) that says if one of these stupid assholes is wearing race clothing you should be allowed to run them down.

Maybe there should be a law instead to just make them look really stupid. How about we make a law that mandates all bike riders to use a massive flag on their bikes. One that sits up about 20 feet tall with a big banner that says "I'm a stupid Asshole forgive me for making you look at my ass as I pedal". And How about we make a law that says "all bike riding assholes MUST wear pink helmets with fuzzy tassles on it. And for gods sake, NO MORE FRIGGIN SPANDEX!!!

Oh lord my head hurts. Happy Labor Day!

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