IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A PRIEST TO BE AN ASSHOLE???
OH Lordy
Who would have thought that a priest could ever be an asshole? Well I never did until one day a long time ago.
It all happened when I was a young man in 9th grade. I had just taken a job at a fast food hell hole in my home town and I thought I was the shit. It was a rotten job and I swear that most people working there were surely the largest assholes you could ever wish to meet but thats another story all together.
I was in my first year of high school and I was looking forward to the upcoming Homecoming dance. I actually had a date and she was beautiful! The one thing I forgot about was that I also had a date with that stupid ass job that I was so happy about getting only two months before.
Noticing my dilema, I quickly,(probably not so quick) asked my boss if I could switch schedules with someone else so I could go to my first homecoming dance. My boss looked at me with care and understanding and said: "NO you have to work and thats that". Noticing from his tone of voice that he was serious I said ok and left the building. As I walked home I thought of different ways I could kill my boss and decided that using a shovel,gas and a road flare would probably make me smile the most. Unfortunately I didnt go through with that part but it sure was fun thinking of that asshole with a shovel in his head and a road flare up his ass and a cup full of 89 octane in his stupid ass hand.
Homecoming day had arrived! I was already certain in my mind that I would be missing work today. So I planned the night with a friend as we were double dating that night and we were ready for fun. So we went to the dance and had a great time and I figured I would head into work in the morning to get my check<<most likely my last check I was thinking.
I went in to work and my boss was so happy to see me!<<sarcasm... He told me that I was a piece of garbage and how I was a useless bastard and that I would never get another job in the city after he was done with me. Well I still wanted my check but it seems that my boss wanted to play with me and he said I couldnt have my check because I stole a uniform shirt. UH? first off, why would anyone want a stupid ass fast food uniform shirt I asked. He was to busy screaming to answer. Well after another 40 minutes of watching his face turn really cool hues of blue,red and purple he finally gave me my last check.
Now for the answer to the question:Is it possible for a priest to be an asshole?
Answer: YES! my boss used to be a priest but was kicked out of the ministry because he attacked one of the members because they said something he didnt like.
Moral of story: Never piss off a priest because under that halo may just be a big fire breathing asshole waiting to explode!
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