HUMANS ARE ASSHOLES!!!

Well, what can I say to you? YOU are a human and I think all humans are assholes. And yes, I am unfortunately a human too. I have been amazed from the time I popped out of mommy to now at how friggin stupid humans can be. Most of the time its just some asshole tail-gating my car but it also has to do with those annoying bitches I like to call, "THEM". These are the humans that seem to always stick their long shit filled noses in other humans business. Just yesterday, I was driving down the road and I was smoking a cigarette. Well, I was just about to where I was going so I decided to do the standard "flick" out the window routine. Now you need to understand that I am a fireman thats important here. Soooo, I flicked the cigarette out the window when all the sudden a van with two yuppie ass wranglers pulled up next to me in traffic. The woman<(she looked like a man) rolled her window down and proceeded to tell me that I was wrong to "flick" because I was a fireman and I could cause a fire. Her husband or as I see it, her Trained monkey decided to chime in with a passing thought. In his moment of glory he decided to say "go back to fireman school pal."

Now because I'm a nice guy, I didnt run them off the road and put two in their heads. I calmly held up my middle finger and proceeded to tell the woman to go fuck herself with a cactus. This quickly ended the confrontation as the bug eyed woman looked at me as if I had pointed a gun at her.

So basically I am trying to understand why assholes such as the ones above feel the need to poke into my privacy. I really hate when people think that they are going to get away with being stupid.

So please! Tell me your stories of the assholes in your life and be sure to let me know how you have handled the situation.

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