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Are All Humans Assholes? Are Humans Born Assholes? Are You A Human? Can You Not Be An Asshole? Read Below To Find Out.
2012/5/2
2011/12/16
The Government is Full of Raging ASSHOLES!!!
For those of you who aren't brain dead, this post will probably not come as a shock to you.
2011/8/23
EarthQuakes and Nibiru are for Assholes
Guess what assholes, Planet Nibiru is coming and the earthquakes are just the beginning...
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2011/8/3
How Many Assholes Live on Earth?
Well hello assholes...
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2011/2/4
Egyptians Are Big Assholes...
As most of you already know, the Egyptians have gone bat shit crazy and have decided to riot so their asshole president will get the hell out of their country. Personally I love the idea of the Egyptians showing their government that they (meaning the citizens) are the ones in control and not the corrupt government. But, the longer this revolution of sorts goes on, the more I am starting to think that the Egyptian citizens are ball-less morons. Today was supposed to be the day that the Egyptians got rid of their idiot president yet they didn't do a damn thing. They just went to the same places and continued to make noise, throw rocks, and hold up stupid signs. You see, when one says they are going to take the government down, that usually means that this is what they intend on doing.
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2010/11/27
North Korea... Yup, an Asshole...
I told myself that I would just not write anything about these silly North Koreans but I just can't help myself unfortunately so now you will be graced with my view on these moronic little turds.
North Korea has been a nagging little bag of snot since the late 40's and they seem to feel that if they kick and scream like a little child we will give them things. This of course is our fault because we have done this over and over again in the past. North Korea yells and screams like a hungry baby and we being morons give them whatever they want. Well, it looks as though this is about to change. Instead of sending North Korea food or money, we are sending them a Naval welcoming party which is fully armed and fully capable of making North Korean people's eyes melt in their silly brain washed heads. The question is whether the "dear leader" is stupid enough to fire off some of his outdated artillery while we are in the area.
I see a lot of people saying that the "dear leader" is a whack job and a nut case and while I tend to agree, I will also give that dirty little bastard some credit. I mean seriously, ask yourself if you are cool enough to be able to sway over 23 million people into being your dumb little slaves and ask yourself if you are smart enough to be able to completely block all of them off from the outside world and lastly, ask yourself if you could defy a world superpower for years without being turned into a glimmering nuclear cloud of death. Personally, I would say the "dear leader" has done a pretty damn fine job of being an evil little smurf.
For the reasons stated above, I do not see North Korea shooting off any of their weapons while we are there. He may be psychotic but he is not stupid. He understands perfectly well that his stupid little country could very well become a smelly vapor cloud if he does anything. The only thing that dumb ass will be shooting off is his mouth.
Something else that bothers me about this whole pile of garbage is China. China is a disgraceful douche stained country and anyone who thinks otherwise is a big stinking asshole. North Korea sinks a warship and kills a bunch of sailors, they shell an island and kill 4 people and injure 20 more, and then all of the other things that they have done yet China doesn't do anything about it. Anyone who thinks that China is our friend is smoking a fat crack pipe filled with cow shit. I say since China is backing North Korea we no longer trade with them. Tell China they can have Walmart back and they can sell their widgets to Russia. The stupid ass Russians are no better so let those two butt snakes play with each other.
Speaking of Russia, if you happen to believe that Russia is our friend, once again you are smoking some serious jungle weed and you need to be shot in the face with a large heavy bullet over and over again. Russia is still our enemy and they need to go to hell.
And now for those spaz bags that say North Korea is a great place and we should keep our noses out of it. Screw you and die. We didn't start the conflict and we didn't ask for the conflict. If you honestly think North Korea is such a great place, I will rent a plane and fly you over there and throw you out of it.
And finally, my prediction. North Korea will not do a damn thing and they will settle down until we leave. They will then huff and puff like a retarded dragon until someone gives in and gives them another bag of rice. They will continue to say that they have nuclear weapons and that they are going to blast the USA into the fiery depths of hell and that they are going to rain down on the "puppet government" of South Korea and destroy them. This is all that will ever happen in that region until the USA decides we no longer want to play with the North Korean Cartoon characters. Once we have had enough of them, we will finally go in and blow them back into the ground so we can start over again.
North Koreans are assholes and the government of North Korea deserves to die. I can only hope that one day we will destroy them.
North Korea has been a nagging little bag of snot since the late 40's and they seem to feel that if they kick and scream like a little child we will give them things. This of course is our fault because we have done this over and over again in the past. North Korea yells and screams like a hungry baby and we being morons give them whatever they want. Well, it looks as though this is about to change. Instead of sending North Korea food or money, we are sending them a Naval welcoming party which is fully armed and fully capable of making North Korean people's eyes melt in their silly brain washed heads. The question is whether the "dear leader" is stupid enough to fire off some of his outdated artillery while we are in the area.
I see a lot of people saying that the "dear leader" is a whack job and a nut case and while I tend to agree, I will also give that dirty little bastard some credit. I mean seriously, ask yourself if you are cool enough to be able to sway over 23 million people into being your dumb little slaves and ask yourself if you are smart enough to be able to completely block all of them off from the outside world and lastly, ask yourself if you could defy a world superpower for years without being turned into a glimmering nuclear cloud of death. Personally, I would say the "dear leader" has done a pretty damn fine job of being an evil little smurf.
For the reasons stated above, I do not see North Korea shooting off any of their weapons while we are there. He may be psychotic but he is not stupid. He understands perfectly well that his stupid little country could very well become a smelly vapor cloud if he does anything. The only thing that dumb ass will be shooting off is his mouth.
Something else that bothers me about this whole pile of garbage is China. China is a disgraceful douche stained country and anyone who thinks otherwise is a big stinking asshole. North Korea sinks a warship and kills a bunch of sailors, they shell an island and kill 4 people and injure 20 more, and then all of the other things that they have done yet China doesn't do anything about it. Anyone who thinks that China is our friend is smoking a fat crack pipe filled with cow shit. I say since China is backing North Korea we no longer trade with them. Tell China they can have Walmart back and they can sell their widgets to Russia. The stupid ass Russians are no better so let those two butt snakes play with each other.
Speaking of Russia, if you happen to believe that Russia is our friend, once again you are smoking some serious jungle weed and you need to be shot in the face with a large heavy bullet over and over again. Russia is still our enemy and they need to go to hell.
And now for those spaz bags that say North Korea is a great place and we should keep our noses out of it. Screw you and die. We didn't start the conflict and we didn't ask for the conflict. If you honestly think North Korea is such a great place, I will rent a plane and fly you over there and throw you out of it.
And finally, my prediction. North Korea will not do a damn thing and they will settle down until we leave. They will then huff and puff like a retarded dragon until someone gives in and gives them another bag of rice. They will continue to say that they have nuclear weapons and that they are going to blast the USA into the fiery depths of hell and that they are going to rain down on the "puppet government" of South Korea and destroy them. This is all that will ever happen in that region until the USA decides we no longer want to play with the North Korean Cartoon characters. Once we have had enough of them, we will finally go in and blow them back into the ground so we can start over again.
North Koreans are assholes and the government of North Korea deserves to die. I can only hope that one day we will destroy them.
2010/9/21
We Are Not Capable of Taking Control
I hear people every day complaining about the government. They say things such as "oh the government doesn't listen", "the government is corrupt", and "the government needs to go away". While I agree with all of those things, I do not see how anyone can truly believe that "we the people" will ever revolt against the government and make things right in this country.
If you are anything like me, you probably watch the news and see the corrupt news stations taking their sides in the political arena. We have FOX news who is completely republican, we have CNN who seems to be a democratic sympathizer and then of course all of the other stations that have political and money ties to whichever party they like. Many of you think the news is really true and the news is being reported in a fair manner. Well, if you believe that you had best go and research a little because you are a fool if you think that way. Look who owns these news stations, see who pays them. Maybe then you will get the point.
Anyway, the reason I bring this up is because so many people want the government to go to hell but nobody has the balls to stand up and make it happen. Oh sure, you can go on youtube or maybe a blog and see people who say they are going to fight the government and fix things but for the most part, those people are all talk and what I like to call "couch patriots". They could never do anything worth while and all they know how to do is talk a lot. We then have the morons who go "insane" and shoot up buildings and people. Those idiots thought they were doing something good only to find out that they are alone and they look like complete douche bags. Then of course once they get killed by the police, they are called terrorists (which they are) or they are said to have had mental problems (which they do). So as you can see, none of those things are going to work.
What about the millions of people who do nothing but work, pay their taxes (get raped by the government) and sit glued to their televisions to watch "dancing with the stars"? These are the people who have been programmed by the elite to shut up and comply. This is where most Americans are at. They are good people but they have just given up, given in and they comply with the machine. This is sad.
How exactly do people who hate the tyrannical government expect any changes to be made when most Americans are happy as long as they have a beer and a fat sandwich? How do you rally enough people (and I mean millions) to actually stand up and say NO MORE! ?
As you can see, it is not something that will ever happen. Sure, we will continue to see lone gunman and small groups causing trouble now and then but there will never be a mass uprising to show the government that we are sick of them.
I know it's sad and I know how upset many of you are who understand that the government machine will never die. It will steam roll us all until we are dead and then it will steam roll your children and their children too. It will continue to take all of our money in the way of higher taxes and it will continue to tear the USA into bits by taking away more of our rights just because they know they can and they know that nobody in this country (on any kind of large scale) will ever do anything about it.
Why more people don't understand this is truly beyond me and it really is quite sad. So when you hear someone say that we need to "rise up against the government", just turn around and walk away. There is no chance of that ever happening because people are lazy, dumb, foolish and just plain blind.
2010/7/30
Americans are Americans Not Anything Else...
I have a feeling this post might cause some people to get retarded and call me a bigot because we are going to talk about assholes who call themselves "such and such Americans". The easiest way to start this little post of "bigotry" is to start by talking about "African Americans". Why you ask? Because we all hear those two words put together every single day. To be fair (and to make everyone mad) we can also say that we hear about "Mexican Americans" and "Chinese Americans" and on and on and on.
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2010/7/27
Bloggers are Assholes...
So, how many idiots does it take to completely screw over a blog site? I don't really have a mathematical answer to this but I can give you a place to look for the answer. Just look at this blog site. There are more spammers and assholes on this site than any other site on the internet. Between the jerk offs that post fake blogs with links to porn sites to the "advertisers" of products looking to sneak by the Nazi owners of this site to sell their goods, we really have a problem here. Not to mention some of the moronic dip shits that actually have blogs here who think they are "god" and that think they are actually good at this shit. I mean, why do any of you readers even try to wade through all of this stupidity anyway?
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