HUMANS ARE ASSHOLES!!!

Are All Humans Assholes? Are Humans Born Assholes? Are You A Human? Can You Not Be An Asshole? Read Below To Find Out.

2009/10/10

Survivalists Are Assholes

@ 01:46 PM (27 days, 18 hours ago)
Have you ever been on youtube and watched some of these doomsday people who say that we need to prepare for the end of the world? Well, I have been watching these fools a lot lately just to try and figure out why on earth they believe that all of these bad things are going to happen. We have been listening to doomsday jerkoffs for years and years now and nothing bad ever seems to happen.

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2009/9/25

The United States An Asshole?

@ 06:53 AM (1 month, 13 days ago)
You know, sometimes when I watch the news I just sit here and scream. Usually the news has all sorts of stories about how different countries are doing different things like killing their own people for fun or making secret nukes so they can blow the piss out of "The evil ones" AKA USA or my favorite, taking people from the United States into custody because they were caught sneaking into other countries. See, right now in Iran some of our people are being held "hostage" by that government and of course they are going to receive a really fair trial. Note my sarcasm when I say "fair trial".

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2009/8/20

Osama Is an Asshole...

@ 01:41 AM (2 months, 19 days ago)
How long exactly have we been looking for this prick? Why exactly can't the government ass whackers find him? These are questions I continue to ask myself. This dumb asshole, the biggest terrorist on Earth was able to kill a crap load of our people and get away with it and he still makes videos talking about how we are gonna get our asses handed to us on a plate because we are evil. Does this not bother anyone?

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2009/8/17

The Sheriff of Kent County, Michigan Is an Asshole!

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@ 03:42 AM (2 months, 22 days ago)
In an article called County sheriff merges traffic squad, reserve unit, by Sherry Kuyt, the sheriff Lawrence Stelma reveals that he is a fraud and a complete liar.

Here is the story:

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2009/7/30

Racists Are Assholes.....

@ 01:51 AM (3 months, 10 days ago)
Now who can argue with the title of this post? Well unfortunately a lot of people can. Do you know how many racist pieces of garbage are out there? There are millions of the dirty little haters all over the place and it makes me wonder how they can be so completely stupid.

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2009/7/25

God Is NOT An Asshole!!!

@ 01:48 AM (3 months, 15 days ago)
First off, let me just say that I do not agree with anyone who says that god is an asshole. It is completely wrong to ever say that god could ever be considered such a thing and those who say that god is an asshole, well they obviously do not understand the truth. These people are just silly little creatures who haven't read the bible. Some people call god all sorts of funny names...

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2009/7/22

450 U.S. Mayors Are Assholes... And so are the rest...

@ 10:31 AM (3 months, 17 days ago)
Well it seems as though mayors from around this great country are attempting to destroy the 2nd amendment and stop the progress of a nation wide carry bill. One mayor went as far to say that if states allowed for this to pass that it will mean that more police officers will get shot. What kind of asshole would make a statement like that? It is a fact that concealed carry license holders are law abiding citizens exercising their right to defend themselves. They are not blood thirsty, wanna be cowboys who go around shooting police officers. In fact, in my state, police officers are for concealed carry for law abiding citizens. The police know that if someone is going to kill you, you may not have time to call the cops, and even if you do, the "bad guy" is not going to wait to stab or shoot you until the police get there. You have to be able to defend your own life.

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2009/7/20

Tony Alamo... Can You Say Asshole?

@ 03:31 PM (3 months, 19 days ago)
Could the bible be an excuse for people like Tony Alamo? Notice during this video with CNN's Rick Sanchez how this loser thinks he knows everything. It reminds me of a large number of bible thumpers. Why exactly are we hearing so much about people like Tony these days? Just another piece of the puzzle showing that "god" is just a tool for evil people like Tony to use on people who are weak to get what he wants. Don't be a sheep!

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2009/7/18

Shifty Powers.... Not an Asshole...

@ 02:53 PM (3 months, 21 days ago)
Darrell “Shifty” Powers, one of the soldiers depicted in “Band of Brothers,” 
passed away on Wednesday, June 17, 2009.


We're hearing a lot today about big splashy memorial services.

I want a nationwide memorial service for Darrell "Shifty" Powers. 

Shifty volunteered for the airborne in WWII and served with Easy Company of the 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, part of the 101st Airborne Infantry. If you've seen Band of Brothers on HBO or the History Channel, you know Shifty. His character appears in all 10 episodes, and Shifty himself is interviewed in several of them.

I met Shifty in the Philadelphia airport several years ago. I didn't know who he was at the time. I just saw an elderly gentleman having trouble reading his ticket. I offered to help, assured him that he was at the right gate, and noticed the "Screaming Eagle", the symbol of the 101st Airborne, on his hat.

Making conversation, I asked him if he'd been in the 101st Airborne or if his son was serving. He said quietly that he had been in the 101st. I thanked him for his service, then asked him when he served, and how many jumps he made.

Quietly and humbly, he said "Well, I guess I signed up in 1941 or so, and was in until sometime in 1945 . . . " at which point my heart skipped. 

At that point, again, very humbly, he said "I made the 5 training jumps at Toccoa, and then jumped into Normandy . . . . do you know where Normandy is?" At this point my heart stopped.

I told him yes, I know exactly where Normandy was, and I know what D-Day was. At that point he said "I also made a second jump into Holland, into Arnhem." I was standing with a genuine war hero . . . . and then I realized that it was June, just after the anniversary of D-Day. 

I asked Shifty if he was on his way back from France, and he said "Yes. And it's real sad because these days so few of the guys are left, and those that are, lots of them can't make the trip." My heart was in my throat and I didn't know what to say.

I helped Shifty get onto the plane and then realized he was back in Coach, while I was in First Class. I sent the flight attendant back to get him and said that I wanted to switch seats. When Shifty came forward, I got up out of the seat and told him I wanted him to have it, that I'd take his in coach.

He said "No, son, you enjoy that seat. Just knowing that there are still some who remember what we did and still care is enough to make an old man very happy." His eyes were filling up as he said it. And mine are brimming up now as I write this.

Shifty died on June 17 after fighting cancer.

There was no parade.

No big event in Staples Center.

No wall to wall back to back 24x7 news coverage.

No weeping fans on television.

And that's not right.

Let's give Shifty his own Memorial Service, online, in our own quiet way. Please forward this email to everyone you know. Especially to the veterans.

Rest in peace, Shifty.

"A nation without heroes is nothing."

Roberto Clemente

2009/7/15

My Tribute To A Religious Asshole. Robert Tilton

@ 12:12 AM (3 months, 25 days ago)
Well my last blog really got the old blood flowing in this blog community so as a tribute to all of the god believing assholes, and to all of my buddies here at bloghi, I submit for you and to you, my tribute to Robert Tilton and to all of you that believe in god. Please accept this video as my way of saying thank you. Thank you for giving people like me something to laugh at and something to point at. It is with my deepest heartfelt thanks that I say, you are all assholes.

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